incorrect jjk quotes [23/?]
My geto <333
MASTERLIST
Gyokko: How do I deal with my enemies? Akaza: Kill them Gyokko: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution... Akaza: Kill them only a little?
Akaza: God, give me patience! Douma: I think you mean 'give me strength'?
Akaza: If God gave me strength, you'd be so dead 🙄
Douma: Am I in trouble?
Akaza: Take a guess.
Douma: No?
Akaza: Take another guess, you moron 🙄
Akaza: I know you snuck out last night, Douma
Kokushibo: Play dumb or he'll let Muzan-sama know
Douma: Who's Douma?
Kokushibo: Not that dumb 🤦
Kokushibo: You have to apologize to Douma, Akaza
Akaza: Fine
Akaza: Unfuck you or whatever 🙄🙄
Akaza: You're pathetic!
Douma: You're pathetic-er!
Muzan, rolling his eyes: You're both losers
Muzan, answering the phone: Hello?
Douma: It’s Douma
Muzan: What did they do this time?
Douma: No, it’s me, Douma. It’s actually me, Muzan-sama!
Muzan: What did you do this time?
divider: @saradika
You are a loner. You keep your distance.
You travel freely through foreign lands. You are rootless.
You’re very comfortable here with your glass of scotch…
…but you’re just as comfortable sleeping in a cave with rebels
or sharing dinner in some hole-in-the-wall noodle shop.
Your closest friends are strangers.
You understand that tight bonds can make you vulnerable,
So you’re careful not to have any.
Monologue from The Blacklist (2013-2023). The lines reminded me so strongly of Shinya, that I made this. 🙂↔️
"Stop talking to her. You'll sully her." "You bastard! What the hell did you say?" "Calm down. Ignore him."
This is a canon event
Stop being so pretty, dammit.
What is the status of the Ancient? We still have eyes on her...