Why Did We, As A Society, Allow Tea Parties To Go Out Of Style? I Consider This A Great Failing On Our

At my work, there are two different sizes of burger patty, meaning that it is a completely normal occurrence to hear someone shout about “needing big meat” from across the kitchen

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i’m sorry but outta sight outta mind i need to SEE the fics or i’ll forget

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me:

I'm sure sex is great and all but have you ever stood up after being hunched over a laptop for a really long time and had ever single joint in your back crack at the same time

Tip from a history nerd: If you’ve forgotten the first name of a male historical figure and he is from England or the U.S, there is an 80% chance it’s John

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”

am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

call your homie a cutie patootie. Trust me he needs it.