Tip From A History Nerd: If You’ve Forgotten The First Name Of A Male Historical Figure And He Is From

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

Me, holding up my favorite characters: These are my dumbass children. They are so very stupid and I love them so very much.

Me, when I walk into my local GameStop and don’t see my favorite employee:

Just a reminder not to publically on big websites (especially not Twitter or tik tok) say where you’re torrenting stuff from cause that’s a GREAT way to get that specific avenue shut down

Have never been so fucking proud of my heritage. Let’s fucking go South Africa.

IM CACKLING I SEARCHED ANXIETY BC I WAS TRYING TO FIND JOKES ABT ANXIETY TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM MY OWN AND TUMBLR WAS JUST LIKE ”BRO U GOOD??”

Oh you have a crush on someone who doesn't like you back? Well I have an unhealthy obsession with a ship that has insane amounts of chemistry but will never be anything more than subtext

i might be the gay mentally ill eldest daughter but im also the password child so there's that

tis the season

Me: I should really get back into a healthy sleeping pattern

Also me: Proceeds to open Ao3 instead and read about the same two people falling in love 151738515163 different times until morning