Moth princess and her butterfly knight
Beau got so pissed when someone stole her gold… Imagine the fury (of blows!) when she finds out someone stole her friends lol
Wanna write Arthurian court intrigue? Boy howdy do the Dutch texts have some great content for that! So here are my collected notes on the wild wild court intrigue going on in Kardoel.
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as an astrophysics major which stars do you think lancelot gawain and guinevere are thank you this is not an astrology question i want to know about stars or space anomalies
ALKDJF;LAKDSJFSKDJF FIRST OFF ANON THANK YOU FOR PREFACING THIS WASNT AN ASTROLOGY QUESTION BECAUSE. HHHHG. okay look there is nothing theoretically wrong with being into astrology BUT the number of people who have said “you’re an astrology major, right?” to me is so infuriating that i now hate it, perhaps unfairly
anyway. complaining about astrology over. i love this question. i have no idea how to interpret it. i dont know if you mean individual stars or class of stars? and i will go with class of stars cause thats an easier answer.
so to start off. gawain is a high-luminosity main spectrum blue star because he burns fast and bright but is extinguished before his time. he’s seen from far away, far more than many of the other characters, but all the light that reaches the viewer is dead light, and there’s nothing real or living on the other end. thats the edgiest fucking paragraph ive ever typed wow
guinevere is a red dwarf star because the life span of a red dwarf is longer than the age of the universe. she is still alive. literally you cannot fucking at me at this she is alive. but jokes aside she is a red dwarf star because her light is mostly invisible but at the same time forms the vast majority of the universe. unseen but also incredibly important
lancelot is a variable neutron star, once great and now collapsed into a high-stress ball of misery with an off-kilter magnetic field that makes him look very weird. i mean this literally, in that i do believe lancelot du lac the medieval literature character is rotating at high velocity and flings out electromagnetic radiation owards anyone who looks at him
Proposition: your Lancelot doing something Holy Grail Lancelot does (your choice)
*ruins a wedding* *ruins a wedding* *ruins a-
sir gawain and the green knight but it’s buzzfeed unsolved and its narrated by side character knights
Vivaldi.
they/them
can’t talk right now, doing queer knight stuff.
[image description: op sits in an ornate wood and green velvet chair, legs crossed and wearing metal armor over black clothes. they are resting an arming sword on one shoulder and look at the camera with a serious expression. the background is dark green drapery, with a faux fur rug on the floor. op is white with long straight brown hair tied back. end image description.]