Lancelot Talks To Lesbian Nuns And Investigates A Murder Chapter 4

Statement of Jonah Magnus regarding Jonathan Sims, The Archivist.

Statement begins

I saw Seven Birds

Anyways cukibola we get it youre in love with me stop stalking my blog and taking my discussions out of context to demonize me and my close friends over blatent lies <3

hi guys i think its time i finally rename key arthurian texts to boost community engagement and better promote our product

effective immediately in all arthurian offices:

Historia Regnum Britannium is now Jeff’s Epic Adventures

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight is now I Kissed A Boy (And I Liked It)

Le Morte d’Arthur is now arthurian lit modern au DO NOT FLAME don’t like don’t read dead dove do not bring back as a ghost and do not call me out for gawain-bashing 200k period-typical tristan

Lancelot du Lac is now 101 Tips on Raising Kidnapped Children

The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle is now Shrek

Lancelot or the Knight of the Cart is now Logres Public Transit Guidebook

Yvain or the Knight of the Lion is now My Family and Other Animals

Perceval or the Story of the Grail is now Perlesvaus

Please please please look at my old shitty unfinished art and tell me I exist

Proposition: your Lancelot doing something Holy Grail Lancelot does (your choice)

*ruins a wedding* *ruins a wedding* *ruins a-

aaaaaand a snippet of my poetry submission for @arthurianum​

After they had cut off his head, They cut off all his limbs. They so disfigured the body That neither foot nor finger was left.

(L’Atre Perilleux, ~1200)