Hi Guys I Think Its Time I Finally Rename Key Arthurian Texts To Boost Community Engagement And Better

they/them

can’t talk right now, doing queer knight stuff.

[image description: op sits in an ornate wood and green velvet chair, legs crossed and wearing metal armor over black clothes. they are resting an arming sword on one shoulder and look at the camera with a serious expression. the background is dark green drapery, with a faux fur rug on the floor. op is white with long straight brown hair tied back. end image description.]

sir gawain and the green knight but it’s buzzfeed unsolved and its narrated by side character knights

arthurian characters giving presentations on topics they are too familiar with

a series of shitty drawings I found while I was cleaning my room

Elaine (Carbonek): You Don’t Have to Name Your Daughter Elaine

Morgana and Morgause: Killing Your Little Brother Isn’t That Bad

Lancelot and Guinevere: Being Hot is Really Hard

Lamorak: Gawain’s Mom Has Got It Going On

Nimue/Lady of the Lake: Why Camelot is Doomed to Fail

Dinadan: Why Courtly Love Sucks

Arthur: Why Are So Many People in Love with Lancelot?

Gawain: The Reason Everyone in Camelot is Fucked Up

But it all feels so much bigger than/ Some blame-filled, lonely break up/ Like all our narratives and mortality only distill to/ Oh my gd, we’re gonna die - “Archive” by Mal Blum

ID: A digital illustration of characters from The Magnus Archives, interspersed with song lyrics. Some are already dead (Gertrude, Sasha, Tim) while others are in danger (Martin, Basira, Daisy, Jon). The lyrics read “Oh my gd we’re gonna die/ We’re gonna die and it’s gonna be alone/ And no one will find the things we left behind/ Because/ Because we/ Because we never thought to leave a fucking archive.” At the bottom of the image is a pile of cassette tapes.

as an astrophysics major which stars do you think lancelot gawain and guinevere are thank you this is not an astrology question i want to know about stars or space anomalies

ALKDJF;LAKDSJFSKDJF FIRST OFF ANON THANK YOU FOR PREFACING THIS WASNT AN ASTROLOGY QUESTION BECAUSE. HHHHG. okay look there is nothing theoretically wrong with being into astrology BUT the number of people who have said “you’re an astrology major, right?” to me is so infuriating that i now hate it, perhaps unfairly

anyway. complaining about astrology over. i love this question. i have no idea how to interpret it. i dont know if you mean individual stars or class of stars? and i will go with class of stars cause thats an easier answer.

so to start off. gawain is a high-luminosity main spectrum blue star because he burns fast and bright but is extinguished before his time. he’s seen from far away, far more than many of the other characters, but all the light that reaches the viewer is dead light, and there’s nothing real or living on the other end. thats the edgiest fucking paragraph ive ever typed wow

guinevere is a red dwarf star because the life span of a red dwarf is longer than the age of the universe. she is still alive. literally you cannot fucking at me at this she is alive. but jokes aside she is a red dwarf star because her light is mostly invisible but at the same time forms the vast majority of the universe. unseen but also incredibly important

lancelot is a variable neutron star, once great and now collapsed into a high-stress ball of misery with an off-kilter magnetic field that makes him look very weird. i mean this literally, in that i do believe lancelot du lac the medieval literature character is rotating at high velocity and flings out electromagnetic radiation owards anyone who looks at him

Skin and feather and bone. If you could take it into your own dead hands, you would.

I saw Seven Birds

One of SO MANY moments in last night’s episode that warmed my heart. I just had to capture it.

i think the evil cursed sword is pretty cool