When Are You Dropping The Val Backstory? I AM STARVING FOR VALENTINE CONTENT

Kieran “if I gave up on being pretty I wouldn’t know how to be alive” Valentine finding his first friend and learning how to be an actual person

Valentine and Spelldon in the monster high live action having a “do you trust me?” moment because they’re on opposite sides in a war but they get desperate and need each others help

Well well well

1. Val is an emotion WRECK like one of those people who cries about everything. He angry cries and happy cries and sad cries and cries for no reason

2. He definitely knows flower language and he uses it with bouquets and gifts for Spelldon but spells doesn’t know it and doesn’t even think about it so he’s just like “oh thanks Kier 😄” and never knows the secret message behind them

3. Valentine gets cold super really easy but Spelldon (being a grandson of Helios and all) is always warm so he just clings to him whenever they’re together. ESPECIALLY since Kieran can’t go into the actual sun

4. He CANNOT swim for the life of him

5. He can’t stay focused on one thing for long so he’s one of those people who talks with his hands and walks around while on the phone (which I think he does in WDGFIL but I haven’t seen it for a while). His leg is AGGRESSIVELY bouncing when he sits down unless he really tries not to. He always feels like he needs to be productive or needs to be DOING something and can’t just relax

6. He’s super impulsive and doesn’t really think things through when he does them.

7. he’s RIDICULOUSLY smart but he’s also REALLY DUMB. Like he is so good at ready people and conversation and people skills in general, and he loves biology (in canon) and the sciences and history and stuff, but he’s just completely clueless about life and small things in day to day life (he’s definitely killed a few house plants because he forgot they needed water)

8. He talks really fast

9. Since he doesn’t have to sleep he’s up all night just wandering or cooking

9a. I feel like he’d be really good at cooking but he cannot bake to save his life

10. He hates bugs and they freak him out. Every single one no exceptions. He physically jumps and scrambles away whenever he sees one. Spelldon thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

11. He counts in primitive Irish. It’s a thing that multilingual people count in their native language because it’s one of the first things you learn when you learn to talk.

don’t ever talk to me or my 4500000000 niche AUs ever again

ABSOLUTELY YES

It just hit me that Valentine’s (who canonically loves animals) love interest is the son of a witch notorious for turning people into animals

I don’t know what to do with that information just putting it out there

Valentines real accent is definitely a MESS

He’s been everywhere a million times, and every time, the language is different. He definitely merges them and his real accent picked up traces of nearly everywhere he’s been. He uses the southern one often (even when he doesn’t need to) just because it’s easier for everyone else

The real one comes out when he’s tired, or cranky (which is quite often), or when he’s talking too fast, or not paying enough attention to it to fix it

Spelldon loves it. He loves the stories it tells of places he was never allowed to go. Of eras and cities and empires he missed out on

According to Zeno Robinson, Hunter would avoid hugs because he knows that as soon as he gets wrapped into one, he’s going to find it so comfortable that he’ll just. Relax and immediately conk out. Just start snoozing, and that’s why Hunter tries to stay away from hugs;

Make of this information as you will.

ITS TIIIIIIIIIIME 🎵

ELLIS IS HERE

doomed chronohaul wormhole, doomed chronohaul tracy chapman, doomed chronohaul fast car, doomed chronohaul give me one reason

did monster high ever use Lake Eerie as a name for Lake Erie?? that is such a missed opportunity

CELESTIA LUDENBERG, GODDAMMIT