Okay But You Know How EVERYTHING In MH Happened 400 Years Ago? Stoker Has Been In Charge Of The Vampires

Valentine and Spelldon wear exclusively gold jewelry I don’t make the rules sorryguys 🤷🏻‍♀️

( they’re def suckers for a big rock but not on jewelry)

I think the stoker bit is just a widely held headcanon, but if he was 16/17 around 427 then he would be born around 410ish

With that he’d be 1602 in 2012 when the movie came out

I’m thinking about the stuff that cuts down the MH vampires’ ages to roughly 160 and not 1600, and in that version Valentine would’ve been born in Ireland during the Great Famine

CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

My least favorite part of having a small social media platform isnt even the number of likes I get it’s just that nobody leaves comments 😭 like please talk to me

🙏cmon bagel don’t let me down

EXACTLY THEY MATCH. THEIR COLORS MATCH BECAUSE THEIR SOULS MSTCH

They’re so sweet and good and soulmates 😭

My least favorite part of having a small social media platform isnt even the number of likes I get it’s just that nobody leaves comments 😭 like please talk to me

Valentine making dinner at the stove and Spelldon coming up behind him and hugging him and putting his head on his shoulder

They give each other little cheek kisses <3

Hari Kurono coded

Biblically accurate hari kurono height

Draculaura fleeing persecution in Romania only to be tried as a witch in Salem Massachusetts 😔😝