Another Thing Is That Spelldon’s Grandfather Is Helios (the Titan Of The Sun) And Kieran Is A Vampire—who

Since I was embarrassingly wrong about Ellis being Valentine, I’LL SAY HES G3 SPELLDON INSTEAD

Spelldon, Casta, and Circe (as we know them wouldn't really work in g3 for a few reasons:

1) Circe is a goddess and g3 witches are human

2) casta wouldn't be a loved performer or known by the monsters because she'd be a human witch

3) their names are CASTA, SPELLDON, and CIRCE. Like that would not work they'd be bullied so hard a like what do you mean your teenage son living in the human world going to high school is named spelldon?

BUT Ellis works in place of Spelldon

He's the son of the queen of an extremely powerful and old witch coven, which could work in place of the goddess of witchcraft

GIVE ELLIS HIS VALENTINE PLEASE

Valentine thought he’d be the one to instigate dates and romantic stuff but Spelldon beats him to it like 80% of the time and Valentine happy cries every time

It just hit me that Valentine’s (who canonically loves animals) love interest is the son of a witch notorious for turning people into animals

I don’t know what to do with that information just putting it out there

I did not just spend half an hour doing actual research to see if Kieran Valentine was a ginger

Torelai wasn’t attacked by the witches in France because she’s a monster it was because she’s British

Can’t wait for Netflix to make more School for Good and Evil movies so we can see these guys

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

Valentine’s Achilles heel is pet names but like married couple pet names like darling, love, dear, angel, stuff like that, he would just melt

Seeing people struggle to spell and pronounce Valentine’s first name is the funniest thing to me because it’s the reality for literally every Irish name ever