I Love Azrael So Much. It’s Also Nice To Have A Blorbo That Has Worse Mental Health Than Me For Once.

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL

Trump supporters seem to forget that the rest of us don't treat our elected politicians like gods.

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Loving this energy from Eve you cannot convince me people wouldn't do this irl

We were watching this in my Catholic school, and my friends and I were so excited by the seagulls

let's witness the declaration of a new pope with mama

Batman and Robin are feared in very different ways.

Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight

Batman, suspicious: too quiet

Meanwhile five blocks away:

Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!

Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

It is a collection of DC Fanarts! ✍🖤

Yes, just yes

which batfam kid do you think unironically roleplays?

All of them

Bruce and Selina perform romantic scenes as Burger King and Dairy Queen

Barbara randomly hums showtunes

Damian pretends he doesn't love his siblings

Tim acts like he's not two seconds away from committing another war crime

Dick has a side hustle as an Elvis impersonator

Steph doesn't know what she's doing, she just fakes confidence and hopes no one catches on

Duke tries to add a cape to his costume but everyone unanimously votes against it

Cass wears vampire fangs and hisses at people

Kate quotes movies that no one's ever seen

Harper and Cullen secretly mod a vigilante RPG Discord server

Jason and Roy recreate this specific post about the Reddit blackout

Alfred showed up to the Manor, said he was the new butler, and no one questioned him for over 40 years