You've Been Turned Into An Animal

I hate animal shelters. My family volunteers to foster kittens. This is what the shelter named this pair.

Super Peep

Fuzzy Peep

Thunder Peep

It was a disgrace. We named them after Aang, Katara, and Sokka now. Much better names.

I can’t wait to make a gas station for my happy ghasts

I have a cold too :((

It’s officially my birthday though!! I’m 19 now UwU

I’m gonna fail at life, but at least I went out eating watermelon at 4 am

“Good luck babe!” is my senior quote this year, because that song is my life. I’ve cried twice to it and never to any other song. It helped me figure out that I was a lesbian when I was totally struggling with comp het. I was figuring it out already, but it sure as fuck helped.

Tyyy Chappell for helping my dumb ass get through Catholic high school <3 <3 <3

Tim, laying out a very detailed plan

Jason, bored and being dramatic- Silencio Timbo!

Tim- Yeah, you're going to let me finish what I was saying or I'm going to make sure Roy is VERY familiar with some VERY embarrassing photos from your Robin days

Jason- Ha! Nice try. Babs has already shown him all my best failures from our old surveillance footage

Tim- Keyword there being 'surveillance'

Jason- What?

Tim, pointing at himself- Jay, I'm your former stalker. I've got evidence of more dumb shit that you've done than even Batman knows about

Jason- Uhh, like what

Tim- Keep interrupting me and you'll find out. Via Roy

Jason- ...

Tim, miming a camera- Click, click motherfucker. Now get to work

oh sure barbie has a thousand different professional qualifications, but when was the last time she was allowed to kill a man? the patriarchy must end

LEX? PRESIDENT!?!!!!????

I’m sick of debating who gets to become Batman after Bruce ok. Why can’t Batman just be four robins stacked in a trench coat

Autistic Tim Drake for the winnnnn

some very important images for your consideration

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!