Okay, what’s more interesting though… The heteronormative stuff they tell us these books are about? Or the very queer truth about Lancelot!
Yes, the majority of the kids in my Catholic school were weirded out when I said Sir Gawain is gay for the Green Knight, but those who got it, got it.
The Canterbury Tales were more of a struggle for me though, personally.
Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it
Is the dude at least a little better than JK? It wouldn’t be hard.
I was on vacation on this island and during storms it would take us (the people I was with) to different universes. Well we went to a universe and I looked up Steve Irwin there and he didn’t exist. I burst into ugly tears and was inconsolable. Also Harry Potter was written by an man in the 30s.
I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence
Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.
Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.
Autism plus anxiety culture is wanting to wear headphones/earplugs because of the noise, but deciding not to because you're worried you won't be able to hear enough of your surroundings to protect yourself from cars and people.
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“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.
shoutout to bruce wayne bc despite him having two very clear rules for his kids, “1) don’t kill, 2) don’t die” his kids are incredibly skilled at breaking both of those rules
He has that sadness in his eyes you only see in Eastern European gay porn
I’M STILL SUFFERING THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL BUT PERCY JACKSON WILL MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY AGAIN!
through megaphone WAKE UP PERCY JACKSON KIDS. I KNOW WE'RE ADULTS NOW BUT ITS TIME TO WAKE UP. WE'RE COMING BACK YALL PREPARE THYSELVES. GET YOUR DAM SNACKS. GET UR BEADS AND UR SHIRTS. DUST OFF YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE. APOLLO BROTHERS AND SISTERS GRAB THE EXTRA NECTAR. WE'RE GOING BACK TO CAMP STARTING THE 27TH.
You should be furious that people trying to escape genocide in Gaza, Sudan, Congo all need raise an absurd amount of money just to survive
You should be furious at how these people went through atrocity after atrocity and still need raise tens of thousands of dollars to get away
You should be furious at this insidious thing that completely encapsulates how capitalism feeds off of blood
Amazing art. And rest in peace Jellie.
Rest in peace, Jellie. I’m glad she’ll live on in every minecraft world ❤️
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