At First, I Thought This Was About The Actual Leonardo Da Vinci. Like The Gay Painter.

Reverse Twilight with a werewolf, vampire, and human throuple. Why choose one creature of the dark? Embrace the love triangle!

Writeblr challenge: Cynical Sunday!

I've seen this a lot and I bet you have too; when a publisher puts out a blurb for a scifi/fantasy/what have you book that basically just describes one bit of representation, a vague description of a pairing trope, and then maybe something that barely has to do with the genre. I've seen it in book reviews and recommendations as well, where you take a book into a quick phrase that overall is a really cynical way to describe rep and doesn't explain anything about the story. Something like:

PANSEXUAL ALCHEMISTS. ENEMIES TO MURDERERS TO RESURRECTED LOVERS. THREE UNIVERSES EACH WITH A SPACE STATION. NEED I SAY MORE? 😏

Another example is the cynical "just use the comps as the pitch line even on the official book descriptions and metadata" type, like so:

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF MEETS JURASSIC PARK 3 BUT WITH REP.

So I dare ya to make one of your own because the cynical-ness of this feels like it could be goofed on, especially the big publisher blurb style where they tell you so little about your book's actual plot or characters or anything. It can be your WIP or just something absurd you make up for this, whatever you wanna do! The less plot and character in your blurb the better!

See also this post for the vibe.

I'mma try it with Rising Shards.

LESBIAN MEET CUTE IN MONSTER GIRL SCHOOL. ENOUGH SAID. 😏

So yeah something like that!

Thank you to @blind-the-winds for the motivation to finally post this and @indy-gray for the name!

Also tagging (No pressure if you're not feeling it! Just including people who liked/reblogged/replied to the first post): @rileythefool, @alesseia, @ladyarjuna, @yors-truly, @whole-buncha-snakess, @werehamburglar, @acertainmoshke, @kreetn, @cosmiccoincidence, @whileyoureinschoolidothisallday, @emberoops

How many other queer girls are into nerdy girls? I’m going into college soon and I need to know if I can impress beautiful women with my 300 slide PowerPoint about Batman. I’m also going to try and wear different superhero T-shirts everyday, so I can be known as a nerd.

I’m clearly going to be alone romantically for a very long time. I will be able to find other nerds though.

they finally canonised king shark having two dicks thanks everyone

“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.

im scared :(

then get scary

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Need patch ideas? Go to town and look for graffiti and stickers. See what people in your area stand for, repeat the slogans you stand with. Localise yourself.

CAT. I am one with cats.

I would say I’m a “cat neurodivergent”. 🐱

What about you all?

Funny Neurodivergent, ADHD, ASD Memes

Neurodivergence