So Next Week I’ll Either Popping My Ass To Slut! (Taylor’s Version) (from The Vault) Or Crying My

Jason would lose his mind if he caught someone using a batarang as a bookmark. He’d have a similar reaction to someone dog earing a book.

The batfamily definitely just uses batarangs for everyday purposes because there’s a shit ton of them lying around.

Like, need a pizza sliced? Round edge of a batarang is perfect.

Need to pick fuzz out of your phone charging port? Little pointy edge will do.

Reading a book on patrol and you gotta get a goon? It’s flat enough to be a bookmark in a pinch.

Can’t find a nail file? They definitely have a good grit so they don’t slip out of the hand too much.

Need to test if your cake is ready? Perfect.

Got a loose thread from walking into a fence, perfectly sharp in a pinch.

While I do agree with the Justice League being very concerned about this, I also think they deal with bs like this on the daily, so it could go something like this.

Bruce: I think it’s important for everyone here to know, Billy is with with Talia at Nanda Parbat right now.

Clark: Well, that’s not good. Is he okay?

Bruce: … Yes. Currently, Talia is training him in sword fighting. He has also seen some tigers.

Diana: GREAT! Talia is a skilled sword fighter. He’s lucky to be fighting alongside her.

Oliver: Diana no

Diana: Diana yes

Billy showing up to Nanda Parbat: Hey, I got told to meet my grandmother? What's that about-

Talia, picking Billy up and tucking him under her arm: Perfect, Jason has finally given me a grandson. Do you like swords and tigers?

Billy, about to be Spoiled™ for the next two weeks: Boy, do I!

I can’t resist:

I'm obsessed with him lol

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

Reverse Twilight with a werewolf, vampire, and human throuple. Why choose one creature of the dark? Embrace the love triangle!

Writeblr challenge: Cynical Sunday!

I've seen this a lot and I bet you have too; when a publisher puts out a blurb for a scifi/fantasy/what have you book that basically just describes one bit of representation, a vague description of a pairing trope, and then maybe something that barely has to do with the genre. I've seen it in book reviews and recommendations as well, where you take a book into a quick phrase that overall is a really cynical way to describe rep and doesn't explain anything about the story. Something like:

PANSEXUAL ALCHEMISTS. ENEMIES TO MURDERERS TO RESURRECTED LOVERS. THREE UNIVERSES EACH WITH A SPACE STATION. NEED I SAY MORE? 😏

Another example is the cynical "just use the comps as the pitch line even on the official book descriptions and metadata" type, like so:

THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF MEETS JURASSIC PARK 3 BUT WITH REP.

So I dare ya to make one of your own because the cynical-ness of this feels like it could be goofed on, especially the big publisher blurb style where they tell you so little about your book's actual plot or characters or anything. It can be your WIP or just something absurd you make up for this, whatever you wanna do! The less plot and character in your blurb the better!

See also this post for the vibe.

I'mma try it with Rising Shards.

LESBIAN MEET CUTE IN MONSTER GIRL SCHOOL. ENOUGH SAID. 😏

So yeah something like that!

Thank you to @blind-the-winds for the motivation to finally post this and @indy-gray for the name!

Also tagging (No pressure if you're not feeling it! Just including people who liked/reblogged/replied to the first post): @rileythefool, @alesseia, @ladyarjuna, @yors-truly, @whole-buncha-snakess, @werehamburglar, @acertainmoshke, @kreetn, @cosmiccoincidence, @whileyoureinschoolidothisallday, @emberoops

you may add ur height in the tags if u want ppl to see if they were right or not after they voted

THEY UPDATED THE WACKY WATCH Y’ALL. HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU HURT US! GUMMIGOOOOOOOOO

Fun fact my brother once asked me what a pinecone made of tongues would look like and now I've lost control of my life

…i hate this website someone please draw this