Me Making Diluc's Drink: .... So You Want Juice? Three Cups Of Juice.... Why Are We—WHY ARE WE MIXING

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

the simped is now the simper

Iv’e been into corpse husbands scary stories lately and his voice is really something 😌

I’m a sucker for deep voices and I imagine my future hubby to sound something like him 😂 I just like deep voices OK.

Any way...

Simp

Corpse husband x Popular! Reader

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Corpse was playing just an ordinary round of among us with the squad. And yet again He was imposter.

Everything went just as planned killing people left and right. Escaping nearly with the vents.

Until the conversation brought up Y/N deemed the most popular female internet star. With a YouTube account of 95.7 million followers. Next to PewDiePie.

He couldn’t control himself.

He’d never admit it but if their was anyone he would simp for it would be her.

“I love!! Y/N!! Her songs are my jam!!”

“Y/N the queen? Yes!”

Comments similar to that floated through the screen and into his ears.

He could join in the fangirling or keep quite.

His thoughts were broken by. . . “Hey corpse you should know Y/N right? She does similar music to your’s?”

Great

Now everyone’s attention would turn to him.

“Uh yeah I know her” his nervousness creeping up.

Everything would have GONE smoothly but pewds just had to speak.

“I can invite her to the lobby she’s playing”

And everyone went apeshit.

Screaming for him to invite her. “Jesus, I’m here to you guys” PewDiePie said to everyone.

“She’s coming in........now.”

A new character showed up in the seats.

‘Holy sh*t he was playing with the Y/N’

“Hey” her voice echoed through he headphones he was wearing.

“sh*t it’s actually Y/N”

“I’m a legit fan”

“I can’t-”

“This is to much”

“I thought you were kidding when you said you knew Y/N!”

“Why lie!? Gotta know my competition”

They were flying from comment to comment. He was about to pass out. To think he would meet although virtually Y/N out of all days.

“Everyone’s here then” she said once again. And he felt his soul leave once again.

“Uh Hey” he vroaght up the courage to speak.

“Woah, that voice tho”

Yeah he was gonna pass out soon.

“Oh yup that’s corpse”

“I know you, your the person my little sisters talk about. The #onlyhands thing on Twitter.”

Out of all the things she could talk to him about she had to bring up the work of his most thirsty fans.

So much for good impressions.

“Yeah that’s me”

YN

His voice really was something. Why not mess with it a little.

She decided she couldn’t play anymore. And told everyone she wouldn’t play, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t talk to them.

They all ‘awed’ and said goodbye with a few more words of encouragiment. Just before she left she said one more thing Purposely making her voice much more serious that before.

“I’m a sucker for deep voices”

she logged out.

It it was dead quite.

“Um corpse. you okay?”

He passed out.

fic writers gettin ready to spare us all the misery by undoing all the deaths and writing us a happy ending to kny like:

@any fic writer if gotouge doesn’t give us a happy ending im counting on you

The janitor version of Levi in HD. We can see our baby's cute little face perfectly.

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

Owl 🦉🤎🤍🖤

Benedict Bridgerton xFem!Princess Reader

Dearest Gentle reader, as another season starts so do the surprises. It has been said that we are to welcome the Queen and King of Genovia for the first half of this season, and not only that but to witness the very first public appearance of their eldest, Princess Y/N Devereaux. I'm sure the Queen will want us to be the most gracious hosts, even if this family of royals have a reputation for enjoying scandal. Isn't it exciting when life becomes a fairytale of sorts?

(Bridgerton x Princess Diaries crossover)

Chapter 1. Fun Times & Potty Rooms

Chapter 2. The Botanist

Chapter 3. Faux Pas

Chapter 4. The Artist

Chapter 5. Drawing Lessons

Chapter 6. Thoughts & Ink

Chapter 7. A Moment of Enlightenment

Chapter 8. An Offer From a Gentleman

Chapter 9. Wallflowers

Chapter 10. Lilacs

Chapter 11. Gilded Feathers

Chapter 12. Roses

Chapter 13. Hyacinths

Chapter 14. Ivy

Chapter 15. Red Catchfly

Chapter 16. Oak-leaved Geranium

Chapter 17. Weeds

Chapter 18. Little Joys

Chapter 19. Lavender

Chapter 20. Moss Rosebud

Chapter 21. Uncharted Waters

Chapter 22. Michaelmas Daisies

Chapter 23. Pear Trees

This WILL be an 18+ story (Minors DNI!) so yes it's mostly smut with a lot of plot

Chapter 24. Reveries

Chapter 25. Hydrangeas

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-Danny

Little Itto x Reader fic

Warnings: some light Itto "bullying" but it's all out of love, I promise

[Not proof read, just a morning with itto. Enjoy :P]

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It was a calm Saturday morning, birds chirping from a nearby tree, people walking by the streets on inazuma city, it was peaceful. 

Arataki Itto, who's known for being a loud troublemaker, has decided to take advantage of such a quiet day and stayed in bed with his beloved.

They were both lying in bed, oni on his back with his lover over his chest, drawing random invisible patterns while he gave them gentle head scratches.

"Hmm, you like that huh?" He let out a breathy laugh as his lover leaned into his fingers.

"Nooooo, don't stop!! It felt nice," they grumbled at the oni, who complied their wishes. 

There's was a comfortable silence between the two, eyes closed, both taking in the calmness.

"You know, it's nice seeing you like this," itto opened one eye and looked down at the person on hi chest with confusion.

"Like what? You mean me being hot and send with my bare chest out? You see me like this all the time! 24/7 360!!" He let out a proud laugh, making their head shake along his moving chest.

They rolled their eyes in a light manner," I didn't know you can count that high," they grumbled in a light manner. Due to Cloe proximity, Itto heard their comment and took high offense. 

"Excuuuuuuuse me, I, Arataki "Numero Uno" Itto, can count very high! My highest record was 9801," he said with a very proud look on his face, with the smug smirk and everything.

"Is that you counting your beetle fight loses, cuz that's impressive," they snickered into his chest.

"Ouch babe, no need to hit that hard," they laughed and gave a sweet kiss on his left pec. 

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm glad you're taking a day off of your "duties" as the Head of the Arataki Gang," they said, looking up to kiss Itto's chin.

"Of course. Gotta spend some quality time with my no. 1 baby! And plus, I'm sure Shinobu will take good care of the gang. With her in charge, everything will go pretty smooth," he said, puffing his chest with pride of his second-in-command.

"More capable than you, definitely," they laughed.

" why are you so mean to me today!!" Itto cried, feeling betrayed of his lover's light nagging.

"I love youuu," they gave his chin another smooch, which seemed to lighten his mood.

"...... I love you too," he grumbled, giving them a kiss on the crown of their head before falling into another silence. 

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*KNOCK KNOCK* "ARATAKI ITTO, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO KEEP YOUR GANG OUT OF TROUBLE"

That was Kujou Sara

The couple looked at each other, one in nervousness mixed with confusion, and the other blank.

"I think you better get that,"

"Yeah… see you after lunch?"

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I pride myself for not using "Y/n"

I want y'all to meet my new puppo... THOR!!! #thor #newpup #sorryforbadcamangleshemovestoomuch https://www.instagram.com/p/B0f0cg4FxDK/?igshid=mnpt7dj4qxml