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Oh My God, They Were Roommates

corpse husband x fem! reader 

summary: and they were roommates! oh my god, they were roommates 

request: hi i really like your writing and was wondering if u could write for me :) if possible can u do one were u (fem) and corpse are roommates and u accidentally come into his room while streaming and everyone hear u so you stay and watch. people that he’s playing with and the stream see corpse act very sweet and soft to u. so know everyone is teasing him and he finally admits he has feelings for u on his stream. just a lot of fluff pls and thank u :))

warnings: cursing 

word count: 812

Notes: This is proof read but I could have missed some stuff. I can’t believe I posted twice in a day. Although since its past midnight its techincally the next day, but I haven’t slept. Thank you for the request nonnie and I hope you all enjoy :) 

Living with Corpse was fun. You guys were close friends when you were younger; you moved away but managed to stay friends. You spoke almost every day, and when he started his youtube channel you were one of the first people he told. You had been starting your first year as a middle school literature teacher and wanted to move back home. You didn’t think you’d get the job so you never made any living arrangements. Then the school hired you on short notice and you needed a place to live stat. Corpse was gracious enough and offered to be your roommate. It was supposed to be temporary but here you were almost a year later still living with him.

You didn’t want to move out anyway. You liked living with Corpse; there was never a dull moment with him. You would sit in on his streams and laugh along with him. You got to hear pre-release demos of his songs. You told him the latest insults your students would say to you because middle schoolers are brutal.  You even loved more chill moments of editing and grading next to each other while eating takeout.

You were getting home late from a faculty meeting and walked into Corpse’s office. “Hey Corpse, you wanna order food tonight– aw shit,” you said. You didn’t know Corpse was streaming. He turned around to look at you; you looked like a deer in the headlights. You tried to back out slowly but he stopped you, “No Y/N come in it’s fine,” he said and laughed at your awkward demeanor. “Everyone, say hi to my roommate Y/N,” he said and disconnected his headphones. A series of hellos erupted from his computer’s speakers as the streamers on the other end greeted you excitedly. You walked up to his computer and noticed the chat speed past with a plethora of heys. “Y/N wanna say hi to the stream?” You nodded and got closer to the mic so it could properly pick up your voice.

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My twitter got suspended for no reason ;-; so ig I'll move here. Hi I'm Abby and I draw stuff.

There's no hope for my posture, I will forever be a shrimp 🦐🦐

Hi! May I ask for Bakugou and Kirishima (either seperate or poly, you can decide :)) with an s/o who’s an artist, but since they tend to draw for long periods of time hunched over their desk/workspace and because of that their back and neck are often really really sore and tense?

Sorry if this is a strange request or anything! Love your writing so far and I’ve kinda been binge reading (?is that a term??) your work over and over

Aww, tysm! It makes me happy to hear that you enjoy my work so much, it's every writer's dream 💕. Anyway, I went ahead and did the boys separately, hope you enjoy!

Bakugou

-Is gruff about it, but he would tell you to take frequent breaks and stretch/do exercises to help your back and shoulder pain

-He’d be annoyed that he constantly has to remind you, but he would do it as often as necessary for your sake. He doesn’t like seeing you hurt

-Would often check in on you to make sure you’re doing what he told you

-You often catch him staring at you when you’re not working, watching for any telltale signs of pain or soreness so he can nag you some more about not taking care of yourself

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- You sighed, rubbing at your neck to soothe the persistent ache that’d settled there since that morning. You’d been working at your desk for most of the day, only stopping to go to the bathroom or to have a quick snack since the deadline for your latest project is tomorrow, and you’d be damned if you didn’t meet it.

-Bakugou usually stayed out of your way when it was crunch time for you, but today you kept hearing the pad of his footsteps in the vicinity of your workspace. It wasn’t annoying per se, but you wondered why he kept prowling around outside your room every half hour before disappearing without a word.

-The answer presented itself about an hour later, when your man strode into your room unannounced, his footsteps so light you didn’t even realize he was right behind you until it was too late. You yelped when he roughly shoved a neck pillow around your neck, pushed your shoulders back against your office chair, and scooted you closer to your desk.

-You looked up at him in bewilderment and he returned your gaze with his own exasperated stare. “How many times do I have to tell you to watch your posture, idiot? I should let your shoulders get stuck like that, and start callin’ you Hunchback,” he nagged. When he saw the warm smile forming on your lips, he rolled his eyes and turned to leave. That sappy look of yours was so annoying, all he did was give you a pillow! (More like it was so cute he couldn’t stand it).

- “Thanks, Katsuki,” you said, adjusting the neck pillow to your liking. He huffed in response.

- “I’m just sick of hearing you whine about how much pain you’re in,” he paused on the way out, “And you better be sitting exactly like that when I come back.”

- “Or what?”

- “Or I’ll glue your back to the chair!” he yells from down the hall.

-You just laugh, but you were sure to watch your posture from then on.

Kirishima

-Would try to fix all your problems if he could, so when you first complain about the pain, he would immediately try to come up with solutions. Stuffing pillows in your chair, different work areas, propping up your work so you don’t have to lean over the table, whatever it took to help you.

-Just like Bakugo, he would often remind you to take breaks or sit up straight.

-Would show you exercises you can do to prevent neck and shoulder pain and help your posture.

-He would often ask you how you’re feeling and gently express his concern if it seemed like your pain wasn’t improving.

-Massages ;)

***

-You felt Kiri tap your shoulder from behind as you leaned over your work and sat up quickly when you realized the position you were in. However, he wasn’t tapping you to remind you to sit up. You could tell he had something else in mind by the little excited grin on his face. “This should make you feel better for sure, babe,” he said, gesturing for you to follow him.

-And that’s how you found yourself face down on the bed (👀) with Kiri leaning over you, kneading your shoulders. He chuckled at your little sighs of relief, digging deeper whenever he felt a particularly tense area. He wasn’t very skilled, but with his strength and large hands, it didn’t take much finesse to ease your aching muscles.

-After several minutes of relaxing under his soothing ministrations, Kiri had managed to put you to sleep. You couldn’t help it, his murmured words of encouragement and comfort sent a cascade of tingles down your back as he rubbed your shoulders and neck.

- “There we go. All better now, right Y/n?” he asked with a fond smile down at you. When you didn’t answer, Kirishima called your name again. This time, he got a quiet snore in response.

-His affectionate smile widened, and he pulled the covers over you so you could enjoy your nap 💕

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Sickly dad keeping his kids warm during the winter. Or something. He still has a use for his over-sized clothes

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