Not “Only My Reading Of Canon Is Correct” Or “Interpretations Are Subjective And All Valid” But

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

i want to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] be in the middle of a gunfight, in the center of a restaurant

remember when you used to look stuff up and the first result was always wikipedia :(

Fish gifs!!!

Fish gifs I made a bit ago, all with blockbench.

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

its crazy when i like a female character and i think well she’s clearly flawed but at least she’s interesting :) and then i make the fatal mistake of witnessing other people’s opinions on the subject and find out that the consensus amongst fans is that she’s an irredeemable demon bitch from hell

if you concentrate really hard you can exude all of your microplastics into a thin waxy layer, not unlike that of a babybel cheese

Breaking Bad ☆ The Evolution of Jesse Pinkman

It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc