Diavolo really just wants to have some fun and makes all of these constant events at RAD as means to goof off. He wouldn't be able to do this without MC though.
"We're having a relay race tomorrow!" Diavolo announces.
The brothers stare at him in unimpressed silence. Nobody really feels up for it. They've got better things to do than stay at school and get sweaty in yet another of Diavolo's whimsical sports festivals.
"We're having a relay race tomorrow and MC is the baton," Diavolo announces.
Morale soars through the roof.
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"Barbatos, we need fireworks."
"Young Master, the student council has already used up this month's allotted budget. Can this not wait until next month?"
"MC says this is reminiscent of human world festivities that only happen once a year. It's time sensitive. It can only be celebrated this week, or else it's not the same."
There's a long silence as the two stare at each other, until Barbatos says, "I will ask the newspaper club if we can requisition some of their funds."
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Diavolo strolls into Purgatory Hall with a smile and news that "we're having a bake-off next week!"
"Didn't we just have one yesterday?" Luke asks. "Our pantry is still full of leftover cookies."
"We did, indeed. But that was a macaron bake-off. This will be a macaroon bake-off!"
Simeon looks serious as he asks "will MC be the judge again?"
Diavolo nods and the Purgatory hall members collectively get up to start researching recipes.
Gottem.
That wasn't just aimed at Dazai was it. This isn't the callout I needed today.
Fyodor to Dazai in Meursault:
The audacity of him calling Dazai friendless as if he isn't one 😔
No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people
there's a dark timeline out there where tumblr fanfic writers are considered influencers and get sponsorships, and during kinktober, the horniest fanfics drop and all your fave bloggers are doing "day 1 - toys" and they're including a paragraph that loosely goes something like
I needed this been having a tough year
Everybody says congratulations when you get a new job, or start a business, or buy a house, or have a baby, or get married, or buy a new car...
I just wanted to take a second out of the day to say congratulations to all of you who made it through a hard week this week.
Congratulations to those who are holding it together for the sake of the people you love.
Congratulations to anyone who thought about taking the easy way out and decided to stick around for a while longer.
Congratulations for showing up. Again.
You deserve all the love too.
characters — kokonoi (koko) hajime + nahoya (smiley) kawata + inui (inupi) seishū + ryūgūji (draken) ken + sano (mikey) manjirō
genre — fluff, slice of life, crack, sfw
warnings — profanity, intended lowercase, use of "baby" petname (1x)
author's note — i haven't posted in awhile so i crammed to get this shitty piece in but enjoy it anyways >:(
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✧ KOKO would always stare at your glasses from afar. watching as they'd slowly, but surely, slide down the bridge of your nose, he'd be so blunt as to abruptly pushing them back up your nose every time he sees them falling. when one day, he accidentally pushed it up way to harshly, it caused you to scowl and remove your glasses from your face, staring at the man and telling him that if he touches your glasses so carelessly, he might end up breaking them. of course, he'd always leave a cocky reply with that ever-so smug look on his face, "c'mon, baby, you know i can buy you all of the pairs of glasses in the world."
✧ SMILEY would pull your glasses off of your face as he jumps onto the couch from behind it. you were sitting there with your glasses on as you scrolled through your phone when you felt him remove your glasses. turning your head towards him, you'd watch as he'd place them on his own face. his eyes both widening and squinting as he tries to see through your lenses, eventually giving up as he'd bring the glasses on top of head and using it as a headband. your glasses would be holding all of his curly hair back as he looked back at you with his signature smile, "i thank god every day that i'm not blind. glasses are such a hassle and i feel way better being able to see your face without having to have these.. things.. on my face!"
✧ INUPI was sitting at the café during your date when you sat down with both of your drinks. he peered at you throw his blonde lashes, watching as you sipped your coffee while scrolling through your phone. your glasses catching his eye, he immediately noticed how your own eyes were squinting and your eyebrows were furrowing. confused for a bit, he quietly watched you again before taking it upon himself to take action. lifting his hand towards you, palm up, you caught sight of his hand out of the corner of your eye. lifting your head up to look at your boyfriend, you took a mental screenshot of the moment — his face soft and kind, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips as his hand out to you. his voice was melodic, it soothed your ears. he was always so sweet to you whenever he'd speak to you. "here, let me clean your glasses for you. i can see the smudge from here."
✧ DRAKEN walked into the your shared bedroom, looking for a hair tie when his eyes landed on your sleeping figure. legs tangled up in the sheets, a book resting on your chest, and your head tilted back as you dreamed about god knows what. at first, he shrugged it off, knowing that you'd usually fall asleep while reading. but when he walked over to the bedside table to check if there was a hair tie on top, he immediately realized that you were still wearing your glasses. careful not to wake you, he gently took your glasses off of your face and folded temples to the frames before quietly setting it on top of the nightstand. after taking the book off of your chest, he'd brush the hair out of your face. bending down and pressing a soft kiss on your forehead, he whispered a few bittersweet words before leaving the room. "don't sleep with your glasses on, you might break them. i love you."
✧ MIKEY had a very visible pout on his face when you rejected his nth request of letting him try your glasses on. he had been practically begging you for the last twenty or so minutes, but you were busy with paperwork and needed your glasses to do them. he was always a talkative person, he'd always voice out about what he likes and dislikes, what he wants and doesn't want. but when he suddenly went quiet, you were slightly suspicious of it right away. thinking that he probably found something else to entertain him, you shrugged it off and went back to doing paperwork. you were interrupted a few seconds later when you felt him take your glasses off from behind you. so that's why he was quiet. he was sneaking up on you. you turned around to mikey smiling as he put the glasses on, a dorky expression on his face as he pushed it up the bridge of his nose. "see? don't i look good in them?"
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-We are 23 days into this year my uncle was just found dead after a welfare check, he killed his self 2 days ago. His son died on November 7th he decide he had no reason to live. I will be unable to attend his funeral because of school and work.
-At 12 days into this year my grandma figure had died alone in her home of natural causes, found the next day by her son who promised he would take her to dinner with the family. I was unable to attend her because to school and work.
-On my birthday after my family sang happy birthday, my grandfather had announced he has cancer. It was caught early but still killed me inside.
-On November 7 my cousin died after being wheel chair bound his whole life he died of a heart attack. I once again missed a funeral because of school and work.
-And on June 11 my grandma died surrounded by people who loved her, I attended her funeral 3 days later.
Can life stop kicking me while I'm down I can't handle this while having a job and school please give me a break.
OBITO introduction !
11) stuffies I don't care how old you are (you could be 95 for all I care) they need snuggles.
12) friends, family, acquaintances, neighbors, a person you met once everything we do is remembered and effect people we don't realize you will be missed
13) yummy snacks
14) gotta outlive one peice
15) hobbies I don't care what your skill level is I admire you for having something you put time into and adore
16) your favorite show
17) to prove the people who said nasty things about you wrong
18) to get your age father away from a cringe phase you had as a kid
19) a new favorite thing that hasn't come out yet
20) for recognition to be a role model someone strong who went through a hard thing
REASONS NOT TO END IT ALL:
1) all the unreleased songs from your favourite artist
2) all the dogs and cats waiting to be loved by you
3) GOTTA OUTLIVE THE HATERS
4) THE HATERS GONNA BE HAPPY IF YOU DIE
5) potatoes. boil them, mash them, fry them up till golden and crispy
6) we got 2 more fnaf movies to go
7) dr. pepper
8) you have so many hugs left to give and get
9) you might eat your favourite meal tomorrow
10) keep telling yourself “not today.” one day you won’t have to.
please, REBLOG + ADD MORE REASONS!
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y’all give me headaches with this constant nonsense when will y’all stop harassing black writers about what they write, how they write, why they write, who they write for???? one day y’all fr gonna be shocked when all the black fic writers leave like come on just vibe