Me After Saying I’d Get Tasks Done But I’ve Just Been Reading Fanfiction For The Past 3 Hours:

That wasn't just aimed at Dazai was it. This isn't the callout I needed today.

Fyodor to Dazai in Meursault:

The audacity of him calling Dazai friendless as if he isn't one 😔

there's a dark timeline out there where tumblr fanfic writers are considered influencers and get sponsorships, and during kinktober, the horniest fanfics drop and all your fave bloggers are doing "day 1 - toys" and they're including a paragraph that loosely goes something like

Reblog to kill it faster

Im not disappointed she's very pretty

@househusband101

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

the sillys

full-on meta i see

— “𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ? ”

they fall in love but the moment they realise that they’re in love, that they want to spend their whole life with you is very special.

ft. ran, mikey, kakucho, sanzu, shinichiro

cw: fluff, reader’s gender is not specified, kisses and emotional declaration of love. just really soft.

an: drabble headcanons! i got very emotional in sanzu’s part because of the recent chapter but writing this made me so soft :’) also, likes and reblogs help a lot and are appreciated!

✧ 𝐑𝐀𝐍

when the smile you offer to a toddler is enough to capture his heart for eternity.

your eyes spill love like honey as you gaze at ran’s nephew. the child’s face is curious, large adorable eyes settling on you as his lips pucker up into a small pout. you’re with ran, at rindou’s house, babysitting his child. the child babbles as he stretches his arms towards you and you’re both in awe.

as you take him in your arms, wrapping your arms around his small frame, playing with him with that genuine grin on your face — it all has ran mesmerized. and for a moment he finds himself lost in your eyes, wondering how it would be like to have his own child with you running around the house.

it makes him chuckle, “how cute.” your eyelashes flutter open as you gaze at ran. “you’re staring again,” you smile at him as you lean your head against his shoulders.

“can’t help it, you look beautiful,” it’s rare to catch him being so honest like this and it does not help the butterflies in your stomach. your heart starts beating fast and you feel your cheeks becoming warm with a bashful hue.

“do you think the moon is jealous of how beautiful you are?” he asks, eyes following outside the window where the full moon glows so ethereally in the night sky.

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BONTEN AS YOUR BODYGUARDS

character(s): bonten x gn!reader

notes: tbh i’m not sure how i like this & it’s kinda all over the place but we are gonna roll w it :’) + this isn’t rlly a romantic relationship between them all but could be implied !!

warnings: boys jus being their normal semi-aggressive selves, reader is kinda a “daddy’s baby” (not spoiled tho) just for the sake of the plot pls jus let me have this

having the bonten boys as your bodyguards means three things. constant observation, twenty four hour protection, and most importantly: never having to open a door for yourself.

it doesn’t take long from the moment they’re hired that you make sure to blur that professional line, just a little. after all, if they’re going to be on your ass constantly the least they can do is address you by your first name.

eventually, as all things do, one thing leads to another and it doesn’t even really feel like you’re their boss anymore. you’re friends, close, depend on each other more than just an employee employer type thing.

having them around makes you feel safe all the time, not just when they’re on duty. you decide that blurring the line is a great decision when it comes to your relationship with certain bodyguards of yours.

others… maybe not so much.

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Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

11) stuffies I don't care how old you are (you could be 95 for all I care) they need snuggles.

12) friends, family, acquaintances, neighbors, a person you met once everything we do is remembered and effect people we don't realize you will be missed

13) yummy snacks

14) gotta outlive one peice

15) hobbies I don't care what your skill level is I admire you for having something you put time into and adore

16) your favorite show

17) to prove the people who said nasty things about you wrong

18) to get your age father away from a cringe phase you had as a kid

19) a new favorite thing that hasn't come out yet

20) for recognition to be a role model someone strong who went through a hard thing

REASONS NOT TO END IT ALL:

1) all the unreleased songs from your favourite artist

2) all the dogs and cats waiting to be loved by you

3) GOTTA OUTLIVE THE HATERS

4) THE HATERS GONNA BE HAPPY IF YOU DIE

5) potatoes. boil them, mash them, fry them up till golden and crispy

6) we got 2 more fnaf movies to go

7) dr. pepper

8) you have so many hugs left to give and get

9) you might eat your favourite meal tomorrow

10) keep telling yourself “not today.” one day you won’t have to.

please, REBLOG + ADD MORE REASONS!

TELL THEM!!!! 📣📣📣📣

Friendly reminder to all "Reader-Insert" writers

It is no longer a Reader-Insert if there is an established appearance/name for the "reader" character.

It does not matter if you leave the appearance open for the readers to decide if you give the character a name. I don't know about you all but my name is not Katherine or Heather or Yumi or Betha-rina-belle. And vice versa, it does not matter if you leave the name up to the readers if you give the character a set appearance. Again, I don't know about you all but I don't have platinum blonde hair or sea foam green eyes and golden tan skin, nor am I 5'7.

If it is a commission for a specific reader, say that and don't call it a general Reader-insert because it's not. It is for one specific person and does not apply to the rest of us.

If the Reader Character needs a specific aspect for plot reasons, put that in the warnings so it's not a jump scare when it appears. Don't expect readers to just be cool with it to randomly be assigned a description/name. If the reader is meant to specifically be a canon character's sibling, tag what that entails if it's just a shared surname or if that comes with a set appearance as well. I cannot count the number of times (on both hands and feet) I have been reading and got surprised by a specific description or name for the Reader Character and immediately left the fic because I don't fw that.

If it is for a specific demographic of reader (ie, Black, Indian, Trans, Male, Female, or even Martian) state that where it can be seen and, if needed, filtered out. Put it in the tags, in the warnings, somewhere it can be seen and not in fine print. Do not presume that people have looked at your page's about me before reading one of your fics that they may have just found in the tags. They will not know that all of the fics you write are for a certain demographic, so you need to properly tag your posts and properly list the warnings.

Last but most certainly not least, please do not over-tag and incorrectly tag your fics. I understand that you want your fic to reach a wider audience but you'll be more likely to just annoy readers that way. If it is specifically cisfem reader, don't tag it as gn or male. If it is any specific gendered reader do not tag gn. If it is decidedly a set character with a set name and/or appearance do not tag it as X Reader.

Yes, I will be tagging this with X Reader tags solely so that the people who need to learn this will see it. Whether that is because you are intentionally mistagging or because you genuinely don't know this. I have seen many different posts from many different people speak about this and say when they encounter this issues they immediately bail on the fic and some even block the creator because they are misusing the tagging system.