I Had Some Guts When I Was 13, Because I Dead Ass Went Up To My Parents And With A Straight Face Asked

why do I find this scene hot

he would but only if he was deep shit wasted, lol

crazy how I missed out for so many years not indulging in Tumblr, i love it here

i stayed away bc Tumblr got very bad reputation in well, ealier years...

glad all fandom freaks are still here, tho

new pfp, yaaayyy!

I still don't understand why people say I'm obsessed with Rick and Morty. Just because I rewatched it over 10 times, am planning on reviewing every single episode, have a blog with over 1000 posts mainly about it, wrote over 40 fanfics about the main characters, and overanalyze everything about it does NOT mean I'm obsessed. HAHAH DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! YOU'RE OBESSESSED! NO I'M NOT PROJECTING LEAVE ME ALONE!

An hour of enrichment a day keeps your pet house tamed for a while

prime be like "tee-hee☺️"

(original by @.sweepswoop_)

The other woman...

“I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret.”

“I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship.”

“I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple.”

“I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close... I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory.”

“I will love you if you don't marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else…”

“and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all.”

—Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

by the way I stumbled upon this post few days ago and it's settled in my brain so good and cozy man. like, I think about it everyday since I read it the first time. the idea of it is so endearing, I'm tearing up.

Sebastian is Mean

I love parallels between Sebastian the dog and Sebastian the butler. Ciel interprets the dog's behavior as mean because he's judging it by human standards, but it's obviously just trying to protect him. If a person doesn't know better, a cat picking up a kitten by its neck looks scary.

It's the same with playful behavior: the way an adult dog or cat plays with puppies/kittens (or even the babies playing with eachother) comes across as mean or dangerous from a human's perspective. However, the play fighting is necessary for proper socialization.

Ciel thinks Sebastian the butler is mean to him, too, but maybe from a demon's perspective, his conduct is normal protective and playful behavior toward the young of his species.