Crazy How I Missed Out For So Many Years Not Indulging In Tumblr, I Love It Here

i had some guts when I was 13, because I dead ass went up to my parents and with a straight face asked for Levi Ackerman body pillow.

Not exactly an Alive amount of blood

Unmortricken goes pretty hard, this took so long bc fuck artblock but it looks fantastic so I can't really be mad

Unblurred/clear ver. under the cut :)

I love this sad fuck of a man 💍

I HAVE ANOTHER RICK AND MORTY OVERANAYLASIS BITCHESSSSSS

Rick pushing people away to protect them is genuinely heartbreaking. Anyone he loves either ends up dying, leaving him, or get put in danger because of him.

I believe he sees himself as a virus. Infecting anyone who gets too close. He hates that he cares about anyone. He wants to be like Rick Prime, he wants to not care about anyone to be by himself doing whatever he wants not being stopped by stupid things like "morality" and "emotions" apart of why he hates Rick Prime is because he's everything Rick wants to be, but can never bw. That also attributes to his self loathing, if you want to be like your worst enemy, the persin that killed your wife and ruined your life, what does that make you? Why does he wants to like someone he hates? That makes his a horrible person doesn't it?

Then in season 2 episode 10 "The Wedding Squanchers" he finally decides to openly show his love and support for Birdperson's marriage, showing that hes nothing like Rick Prime. Then What does he get as a reward for being vulnerable? For showing just how different he was for not being Rick Prime? Tammy shooting Birdperson right in front of him. He loved Unity and what happens? Unity left him, pushing Rick so far that he attemped. He loved Daphane and what happens then? Daphne leaving him when she had no use for him anymore. He loves Morty and what happens to Morty on a daily basis? He's constantly put in danger because of Rick. He loved Diane and what does he get? Seeing Diane blow up in front of him.

Thats why he's awful to Morty. He thinks that he needs to push Morty away to keep him safe. So he constantly insults Morty, hoping that he would eventually start believing what he's saying, hoping that he won't love Morty, hoping that Morty will distance himself so he won't get too close and end up getting hurt, but Morty stays and Rick is stuck. He wants to keep Morty safe, so he pushes him away but he also needs Morty and wants him to stay. But in his mind, people around him get hurt. That's why Healthy Rick was nice to Morty despite not caring about him. And why Toxic Rick treated Morty horribly despite caring about him. He's mean to him because he loves him, because he's terrified of losing him. Being harsh towards someone you love is a paradox, Ricks relationship with Morty is a paradox. He wants Morty to leave but needs Morty to stay.

Thats why he considers him caring about Morty irrational. It's inherently a paradox. He wants Morty to go and stay at the same time. He wants Morty to go to keep him safe. But he also loves Morty and just wants him to stay by him. It doesn't make sense for him to want two completely opposite things. To give such mixed messages. There were so many times where Morty wants to leave but Rick convinced him to stay. He wants Morty to leave so Morty will stay safe. But he genuinely could not imagine (nor does he want to) being without Morty. Morty is such an inherent part of him now. Morty leaving would take a part of Rick with him.

He hates caring about Morty. He doesn't want to. He wants Morty to leave. But he doesn't. He wants to hate Morty. But he doesn’t. He wants to be like Rick Prime, not caring about anything at all. But he's not. Because he cares about people, and he hates himself for it.

this is probably the most absurd official artwork ever. sebastian trembling and weeping at ciel's wedding is completely ooc and absolutely hilarious. i can’t help but feel the urge to make it even worse

and then sebastian would say "I have gone through a lot of pain raising you......"

toxic rick and morty

oldie but I finally decided to post it

young rick sanchez's incorrect quotes

can you watch me while the light leaves my eyes

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Gregory House would have died when Wilson died. 100% this is a headcannon i will not budge on.

House gave up his JOB the one thing he truly felt was worth doing, and had himself literally pronounced DEAD. You don't think that when Wilson was gone he finished the job?? '

He one thousand percent killed himself so he didn't have to live without Wilson. I'm sure of it.

rick being canon autistic pansexual and freaky as FUUUCK how am i supposed to carry on like this. not only is he bitchy and weird he’s the universe’s kinkiest man. i need to be put down

slowly redrawing my old 2016-17 fanarts 🤭 this era is during portal fords era where he sometimes meet up with rick (unintentional) and ends up having to assist him in some mission whilst he runs away from bill’s henchmen whose after their boss’s ex pet!

(Old art belowwww)