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1 year ago

I giggle with joy any time I hear his stupid laugh when I’m listening to tma

Hello, Archivist

hello, Archivist

1 year ago

The only thing I would’ve understood from that was the my immortal reference

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ON NOVEMBER 5TH AND WHY IS TUMBLR FREAKING OUT I AM SO CONFUSED

Oh, bless you for not knowing haha

November 5th 2020 was one of the most absurd days in internet history, and frankly, in overall history.

So the world is trembling over the US election right. The votes are being counted, everyone is on edge and even over here in Europe, people are holding their breath because whoever wins this election could change the earth as we know it. Around that time, the third wave of Covid hits (I think), and sends us all back into lockdown.

Then, on Nov 5 specifically, there's this moment where Nevada's votes could make all the difference (that's why sometimes, Nevada pops up in the shitposts too). And Nevada is slooooow. The results aren't coming in, and everyone is constantly checking for updates. Also apparently, Georgia and Pennsylvania are turning blue (democratic) for the first time in ages (or ever? don't know, I'm not that familiar with US history) but anyway, it's unprecedented.

On the same day, the romantic relationship of Dean Winchester and Castiel (Destiel), two characters of the show Supernatural, becomes canon after 15 seasons...but in a really weird way that is dissatisfying to most of the fandom (I think. Not in that fandom either). Now the fandom in itself is huge though, one of the biggest fandoms on Tumblr ever, and there's this sort of massive Spn renaissance happening that just consists of...complete disbelief lol.

On top of that, rumors of Putin's resignation arise, being widely spread through the Supernatural fandom's Destiel shitposts. This, again, could change world history if true.

And at this point, everyone's just going crazy-town banana pants.

Because of the sheer absurdity.

AND I LOVE IT.

Because one person summed it up in the following sentence that went viral and honestly explains best what the heck happened on that day:

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ON NOVEMBER 5TH AND WHY IS TUMBLR FREAKING OUT I AM SO CONFUSED

And this sentence MAKES ME COME ALIVE. Because DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FACTORS HAD TO WEIGH IN FOR SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE????????????????

It's a meme consisting of at least 5 other events to explain the 5th of November feeling. The peak comedy being that this is the first sentence of "My Immortal", the worst fanfiction ever written, implying that November 5 2020 reads exactly like that.

It's a cultural treasure, that's what this is.

And I'm just like...WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. WHAT A TIME TO BE ON TUMBLR. WHAT AN HONOR TO WITNESS THAT TRAINWRECK OF THE US PULL ITSELF OUT OF THE DIRT AND LIVE ANOTHER DAY. ALL IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED. RELIEVED FOR ALL MY US MUTUALS.

HAPPY DESTIELPUTINELECTION DAY ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 year ago

I love goncharov

I Got These Knockoff Boots Online And Instead Of The Brand Name On The Tag They Have The Name Of An Apparently

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

1 year ago

The last one is so monia and Julia (my ocs that I love very much)

Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time
Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time
Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time
Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time
Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time
Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time
Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time
Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time
Collection Of A Specific Dynamic That Gets Me Every Time

collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

1 year ago

Anyone who’s favorite Christmas song is carol of the bells is a green flag


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1 year ago

Hi sorry to make a post kinda banking on whatever reach I have but

If you or someone you know lives in/near Gainesville FL and are willing to take in an incredibly sweet senior cat please hmu!!!

This is Princess Leia, AKA Prissy

Hi Sorry To Make A Post Kinda Banking On Whatever Reach I Have But
Hi Sorry To Make A Post Kinda Banking On Whatever Reach I Have But
Hi Sorry To Make A Post Kinda Banking On Whatever Reach I Have But
Hi Sorry To Make A Post Kinda Banking On Whatever Reach I Have But
Hi Sorry To Make A Post Kinda Banking On Whatever Reach I Have But

she was my moms cat, but she had to come live with me, and unfortunately I am about to lose my current living situation and have no way to keep her

She’s approximately 16 years old, and other than being a bit spacey shes in great health, shes just always been a bit scrawny

She is super shy around strangers but once she gets to know you she’s happy to spend her whole day either in your lap or sleeping near you, loves pets and attention. she used to let my mom pick her up and wear her like a scarf, or just tote her around lmao

she is notttt great with other cats, unless they’re content to generally ignore her and give her space, but is fine with dogs and kids as long as they arent chasing her down!

She’s genuinely just a sweet, quiet little old lady and i would love to find a home for her, rather than risking sticking her in a shelter

reblogs appreciated very much, please help me find a home for my little granny if you can šŸ’–

1 year ago

Twirls hair /p

1 year ago

@mothman-the-mothman87 I didn’t even realize that you tagged me in this at first and was immediately like ā€œhaha Juliaā€ and chose the first one

1 year ago

Guys I just started bg3 and I keep seeing posts about someone named tav who is that

Is it just the agreed upon name for the player

Is it from the other baldurs gate games


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1 year ago

Wait is he the one with the really realistic dog costume

One of my favourite parts of tumblr is people learning about human pet guy and then finding out how he got that nickname

1 year ago

jonathan sims is a glorified chew toy

1 year ago

i wonder if hozier is aware how much he contributes to the jmart community

1 year ago

I got 38 and I love the color yellow

25% Of The People Have A 4th Cone And See Colors As They Are

25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are

Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.

The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?

You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.

You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.

You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.

You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)

It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)

(x)


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1 year ago

Stretch marks yet no ass šŸ˜” the world is cruel

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

1 year ago

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

1 year ago
I've Been Thinking Of A Very Complicated Jon/Tim Dynamic And It's My New Brainworm
I've Been Thinking Of A Very Complicated Jon/Tim Dynamic And It's My New Brainworm
I've Been Thinking Of A Very Complicated Jon/Tim Dynamic And It's My New Brainworm

I've been thinking of a very complicated Jon/Tim dynamic and it's my new brainworm

1 year ago

I forgot to put tags

I forgot to post/didn’t have an account to post all my ink/magtober art so far so here’s all of it, good and bad and mediocre

Day 1: Dream

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 2: Spiders

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 3: Path (unfinished bc I was interrupted by an event I forgot about)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 4: Dodge (I had no clue what to do for this one it’s Martin and annabelle in a Dodge Challenger)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 5: skipped because I’m lazy

Day 6: Favorite avatar (this is when I discovered magtober, you will notice my design for Helen changes drastically over the course of the month. Also this is unfinished as well)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 7: Leitner

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 8: Tragedy (…also unfinished I have adhd you’re not allowed to get mad at me (joking))

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 9: Comedy

I was gonna do comedy in a Shakespeare way but then I had an idea and made a TikTok instead I’m not gonna link it though because my phone is struggling

Day 10: Favorite Statement (unfinished but I actually plan on finishing this one I swear)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Gonna make this post a two parter because my phone starts breaking down whenever I type more than 10 words


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1 year ago

Day 11: Favorite Archives Member

Day 11: Favorite Archives Member

Day 12: Love to Hate

Day 11: Favorite Archives Member

Day 13: Hate to Love (yes it’s unfinished)

Day 11: Favorite Archives Member
Day 11: Favorite Archives Member

Skipped 14 and 15 because I had contracted and illness and wanted to sleep all day

16: Angel (it’s supreme archivist aziraphale)

Day 11: Favorite Archives Member

Day 17: Demon (Jon as Crowley)

Day 11: Favorite Archives Member

Day 18: Headcanon

Day 11: Favorite Archives Member

Peep the updated Helen design

I forgot to post/didn’t have an account to post all my ink/magtober art so far so here’s all of it, good and bad and mediocre

Day 1: Dream

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 2: Spiders

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 3: Path (unfinished bc I was interrupted by an event I forgot about)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 4: Dodge (I had no clue what to do for this one it’s Martin and annabelle in a Dodge Challenger)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 5: skipped because I’m lazy

Day 6: Favorite avatar (this is when I discovered magtober, you will notice my design for Helen changes drastically over the course of the month. Also this is unfinished as well)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 7: Leitner

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 8: Tragedy (…also unfinished I have adhd you’re not allowed to get mad at me (joking))

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 9: Comedy

I was gonna do comedy in a Shakespeare way but then I had an idea and made a TikTok instead I’m not gonna link it though because my phone is struggling

Day 10: Favorite Statement (unfinished but I actually plan on finishing this one I swear)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Gonna make this post a two parter because my phone starts breaking down whenever I type more than 10 words

1 year ago

I forgot to post/didn’t have an account to post all my ink/magtober art so far so here’s all of it, good and bad and mediocre

Day 1: Dream

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 2: Spiders

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 3: Path (unfinished bc I was interrupted by an event I forgot about)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 4: Dodge (I had no clue what to do for this one it’s Martin and annabelle in a Dodge Challenger)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 5: skipped because I’m lazy

Day 6: Favorite avatar (this is when I discovered magtober, you will notice my design for Helen changes drastically over the course of the month. Also this is unfinished as well)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 7: Leitner

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 8: Tragedy (…also unfinished I have adhd you’re not allowed to get mad at me (joking))

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Day 9: Comedy

I was gonna do comedy in a Shakespeare way but then I had an idea and made a TikTok instead I’m not gonna link it though because my phone is struggling

Day 10: Favorite Statement (unfinished but I actually plan on finishing this one I swear)

I Forgot To Post/didn’t Have An Account To Post All My Ink/magtober Art So Far So Here’s All Of It,

Gonna make this post a two parter because my phone starts breaking down whenever I type more than 10 words

1 year ago

@mothman-the-mothman87 tma 3: blue archive

I love the TMAGP logo as much as anyone but is also kills me inside that the TMA universe will now and forever be tied to the classic Christmas colour scheme

I Love The TMAGP Logo As Much As Anyone But Is Also Kills Me Inside That The TMA Universe Will Now And
I Love The TMAGP Logo As Much As Anyone But Is Also Kills Me Inside That The TMA Universe Will Now And

šŸŽ¶Holly Jolly Horror, it’s the best time of the yearšŸŽ¶

1 year ago

@mothman-the-mothman87 why

Hey Tumblr???? Hey Fucking Tumblr?????

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

1 year ago

@mothman-the-mothman87 AAAAAAAZHCJCJCJ

Vampire Jon For Halloween ?!?

Vampire Jon for halloween ?!?

Sorry I haven't posted at all in like a month šŸ˜“ college is kicking my ass (and my motivation) I hope you all still remember me!

1 year ago

When she says she doesn’t like something about herself but the world genuinely feels less beautiful when I’m not with her


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1 year ago

Helen and gertrude my problematic favs

I get so defensive of the women in TMA like "she killed people" "She fed that guy to the distortion!!" "She was mean to Jon!" " She tried to kill Jon" "She set that guy's head on fire!!" "She set that house on fire!" Like, God forbid women have hobbies right??? God forbid women do anything!!!

1 year ago

This distresses me

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1 year ago

@mothman-the-mothman87 you are correct

I did cry about opportunity shutting down when I found out the first time lol

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

1 year ago

Forget keeping a consistent art style for all my art I can’t even keep a consistent art style for one drawing

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