Merlin, after fixing yet another love enchantment attempt: Why did the potion work on everyone, but Leon?
Gaius: Well, love potions can be tricky. If a persons heart is already completely in love with and wholly devoted to someone, the effect might not take hold
Arthur: But Leon isn’t courting anyone?
Merlin: I wonder who his true love is
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Leon, alone in his bedroom: Man, I love The Knights code
okay
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
Trying out ballpoint pen on hot press paper
okay but this is how hellers can still win
sketch
he did not need to be this cunty
We were watching the glass blowing competition show on netflix because it's really cool to see those talented artists do their thing...
But I will NEVER forgive the judges for eliminating an amazing artist who's concept was that plastic hamster tubes are actually dangerous for hamsters yet they are normalized in our society so they made a beautiful glass rendition of an endless loop of colorful hamster tubes as an expression of how we can be trapped by society in a loop of behavior that is normalized but actually killing us
And the judges were like "this isnt DEEP ENOUGH" because they dont care enough about hamsters to learn and interpret the artist's statement at the level it was meant for.
They literally saw the glass renditions of colorful tubes that represent suffering and being trapped in a glossy predesigned hell and went "this is too normal and isnt saying anything important actually" Fuck them!!!!
Anyways Gemma should have won and I'm so happy to see that she didn't let it stop her amazing concept and she continued with it outside of the time constraints of the show. Fuck yes Gemma
Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn't get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.
i need Dr. House to be Batman's temporary doctor for a month while Dr. Leslie Tompkins is recovering from some sort of rogue activity.
I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.
This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.
some attempts at vintage pulp covers style
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
It’s not too late to turn back
Spider-Man: MENACE
it’s true and you should say it.
A lot of the stories (ESPECIALLY tws) used to be so structurally tight as well, working as both a sequel and a standalone, but now they’re so focused on ‘the wider MCU’ that you don’t even care about the story they’re trying to tell in the actual movie you’re watching. Too busy trying to retroactively fit a movie into canon, and setting it up for nine continuations and spin-offs, calling back to things and trying to ride off nostalgia. I would say the MCU has become a parody of itself, but at least parodies are funny.
I can’t even talk about MCU quantity vs quality or it will upset me :(( we really had no idea how bad it would get huh
Just rewatched Captain America: Winter Soldier.
God, they don't make marvel movies like this anymore.
I could actually see what people were doing during the night scenes.
The fight scenes were so well choreographed. The music was made specifically for the movies instead of just endless themes meant to induce nostalgia for when Marvel seemed to actually care about its craft.
just two dudes being bros
"We did our best!" - (2025)
💕 Happy Valentine's Day 2025 💕
delirium...
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know
Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
witch hazel and pale-leaved sunflower
Another pet portrait for the wonderful hailey.m.c, thank you so much again <3
sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully
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