I Want One Of Those Scenes In A Dude Bro Film Where “tomboy” Chick Has To Wear A Dress To Go Undercover

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

Spider-Man: MENACE

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

in case i havent convinced you to watch f1 yet maybe the man himself daniel howell can