The First Time I Realized Chase Was As Unhinged As House Is When He Tried To Dominate A Submissive Man

House only agreeing to marry Wilson because he wants to smugly prove his point in a few months about what percentage of married couples get divorced within the first year (he sincerely believes the two of them will get divorced because he doesn't believe he can be loved long-term, even by Wilson) (Wilson is waiting for House to realise he's not going anywhere)

Clark is usually very patient and never judgmental, especially when he's in his Superman suit and in League settings. But one time, he's just utterly exhausted. So much so that it only takes one dumb question from Booster for his filter to snap.

"Oh wow, an idea that bad and you still chose to say it out loud ? Bold."

The whole room goes silent, everyone too stunned to react. And then, for the first time ever, Batman lets out a real, actual chuckle.

thinking about this again

"The Outlaw and The Bounty Hunter"

Designs from my boyfriend and I's cowboy au.

I've had this in my files forever because I wanted to do a Kickstarter for standees but hooo boy could not figure out how to do that so anyhow I'll be ordering some of these guys in mid January if you want to message and discuss preorders! They'll be separate standees but there will be a bundle deal for both.

*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

gay sex

The best description I've ever seen. Foreman just had to lock in

i fucking love this picture because thirteen looks so casually happy, like she's genuinely enjoying the moment and having fun, and then you have foreman who's kinda posing like an underwear model trying to seduce me into buying a pair of speedos