The Best Description I've Ever Seen. Foreman Just Had To Lock In

my wife just sent me this,

I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer

I can't stop thinking about it.

The funniest part of Ekko going to the alt timeline is how he casually and accidentally reminds everyone of the most traumatic things to happen to them

Like imagine you go to your future-son-in-law's graduation party after presumably knowing him for years and just not seeing him for a couple months and the FIRST thing he says to you is "remember when your husband tried to fucking murder you" LIKE???

Also, imagine your bf/situationship/lab partner/ best friend, who has spent time with you nearly every day for years and KNOWS how your sister died just starts suddenly being like "Your sister died? How did it happen? DID YOU MURDER HER?"

I love you Ekko you are very smart but "reading the room" is not one of your many skills lmfao

inspired by a friend misspeaking

this is getting me so bad

I can't get over the fact House referenced Brokeback Mountain, which means he'd canonically seen the movie. This is actually driving me crazy...for reasons. (Literally after this he's living with Wilson if you care)

Once again found some heartwrenching gelphie clips of the stage show from a tiktok edit and instead of asking what productions they are, I sketched my favorite clips as movie!gelphie again

(the edit in question is this)

vander fumbled hard like imagine having a gorgeous anarchist boyfriend with a straight up sculpted nose and a crazy haircut and then fumbling him so hard he gets a villain arc

thinking about this again

house

House

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks