I Need A Blunt So Bad

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people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

Can't believe they banned tiktok for a couple hours just so they could unban it and encourage everyone to put Trump's dick right up their assholes and moan about it

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

MY THREAD KEEPS GETTING TANGLEDDDD😭😭

I AM NOT A DIETICIAN. HOWEVER..

CARBS ARE SO IMPORTANT !!! THEY ARE A FANTASTIC SOURCE OF ENERGY AND HELP REGULATE OUR NERVOUS SYSTEM.

IN GENERAL, CARBS BURN FASTER. SO THEY MAKE A FANTASTIC SOURCE OF QUICK ENERGY TO PAIR ALONG WITH YOUR MEALS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE ACTIVE OR NEED TO GET GOING.

I HIKE PRETTY OFTEN, AND I ALWAYS BRING SOME SORT OF CARB (BREADS, CRACKERS, CEREAL, ETC) AND CHEESE ALONG FOR A SIMPLE SNACK. AND THAT DOES ME FANTASTIC.

IN THE EVENINGS I USUALLY HAVE PASTAS OR RICE PAIRED WITH A PROTIEN (USUALLY HIGH IN IRON) AND A VEG. I ALSO SNACK ON FRUITS THROUGHOUT THE DAY. IT HAS DONE WONDERS FOR MY MIND AND BODY, EVEN AS SOMEBODY WHO IS ANEMIC.

OUR ANCESTORS ATE WHAT THEY ATE FOR A REASON !!!!!!!!!!

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

honestly i know we're all imagining will's and hannibal's texts to be super spicy and horny but in actuality it would literally be this

SERVER TOWERS ARE ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING THINGS AROUND. I USED TO TALK ABOUT THEM AS A CHILD WITH MY DAD, WHO WORKED AT A BANK. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW THEY WORKED AND WOULD ASK ENDLESS QUESTIONS.

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I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world