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Latest Posts by 0wnm3dic - Page 5
Meow
Get back into your cage.
Hola.
My name is RED Hacker. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of four gringos from work who I don't even like lied to me and took my lottery winnings.
-💻
That's a shame for you and your lottery winnings, I hope you actually die.
WAS!?? PYRO, WHO, WHEN, WHY AND HOW DID YOU FOUND ME THIS QUICK??? DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO TRY TO FIND ME?? Ugh! Whatever, we'll just talk through this in my office, now.
Hello!!! Im new in this app inside of this weird tubular device thing that medic gave me from the previous Christmas!! I forgot to open it so im sorry medic, im busy drawing and hanging out with friends!! ^_^u
anyways!! I hope we all get to know each other, also. Medic!! If you see this!! Do you know what's this thing im holding is called?? Actually, im going to your office!! I hope you don't mind!!! :33
Wohhh.... Another medic... I keep seeing different versions of !y teammates it's hard to keep up... Hi I'm Newbie from RED, nice to meet you :3 (- @mikupizzetto)
Ah, hallo. Freut mich auch, Another new individual from the red teams, I understand but it's best to try and keep yourself aware for any reasons when it comes to meeting other teams or medics. Sometimes one of them gets toxic so i'm telling you this to stay safe, junge. It's nice meeting another new people After all. Oh, and also take it easy on yourself, junge. Hopefully next time you'll take a break or something before you continue what your doing, good luck and auf wiedersehen.
Youre so cool can I stand nearby and soak in your coolness please
Was?? If you wish but i would rather stay a miles away from you.
people are so weird to you
I know, I was trying my best to ignore them but it's just too much for me to handle, so much complains from one another that's giving me a lot of attention I didn't need is odd and I don't even know what to do with it anymore, including a lot of notification that I tried turning all off still keeps appearing out of the blue. It sometimes stresses me out but i guess I wouldn't feel alone most of the time so, I don't blame them. But it's still a strange thing for people to do this towards me.
US??
Was? well.. I'll think about it..?
When it comes to new years, I hate it. My teams are lighting the firecrackers and shooting their damn weapons up in the sky when it hasn't even been 12 o'clock in the night, regarding with scout and soldier somehow got a radio out of nowhere and started playing loud music is Irritatingly an ear bleeding activity from these two Dummköpfe, Pardon me, but I dislike new years. (And these two who sometimes bother me everytime, especially at the early morning)
Leave.
please tellme why his dogs are out
Junge, what even is this. And what dogs? I need an explanation from your ridicule.
Don't make me smack you with a stielhandgranate if I was in your place, junge..
please tellme why his dogs are out
Junge, what even is this. And what dogs? I need an explanation from your ridicule.
Well, why don't you go ask someone instead of wasting my time? I'm extremely busy gaining my community up, and I'm dealing with my team's mess. Will you? Junge?
please tellme why his dogs are out
Junge, what even is this. And what dogs? I need an explanation from your ridicule.
That's... An odd name for feet, but. I don't exactly know why his.. "Dogs" are out, was does this supposed to do towards me, junge?..
please tellme why his dogs are out
Junge, what even is this. And what dogs? I need an explanation from your ridicule.
please tellme why his dogs are out
Junge, what even is this. And what dogs? I need an explanation from your ridicule.
Gut, please go. Junge.
weezer
Junge, stop bitte. I'm trying to do my job with my team, please stop stalking me, I can see you at the corner.
Stop it, junge. I'm not, I don't wanna have any relationship with you, additionally I'm aromantic. Junge leave me alone bitte.
weezer
Junge, stop bitte. I'm trying to do my job with my team, please stop stalking me, I can see you at the corner.
Junge, I'm not. Your just in the way, also I'm not in love with you. I'm trying to mind my own business, junge
weezer
Junge, stop bitte. I'm trying to do my job with my team, please stop stalking me, I can see you at the corner.
weezer
Junge, stop bitte. I'm trying to do my job with my team, please stop stalking me, I can see you at the corner.
Reblog this to gently slap tf2 Heavy’s bald ahh head
Have you seen these five guys
(They blew up my house/silly)
Es tut mir leid.. aber, I don't think I know nor seen these guys on what your showing me. Und are you okay? How und why did they blew up your house for.. Junge..?
.. In Ordnung.
Hello, it's me. I just wanna have a quick question to you just once, but. Has your face healed after your friend hit you with a shovel? If so, be careful around next time. Even if your doing this a favor, you may or may not answer this response but I'm just making sure your doing alright, big Mann.
My face is fine. Soldier hit hard but I am tough and strong. And, doktor give me ice pack to hold to nose while he do my exam.
Good to know your doing alright, but.. What kind of 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘮..?
Hello, it's me. I just wanna have a quick question to you just once, but. Has your face healed after your friend hit you with a shovel? If so, be careful around next time. Even if your doing this a favor, you may or may not answer this response but I'm just making sure your doing alright, big Mann.
My face is fine. Soldier hit hard but I am tough and strong. And, doktor give me ice pack to hold to nose while he do my exam.
I cannot stand the ants living into my bedroom and having me to clean my entire room fulfilled with the strong scent of flammable Isopropyl ethanol on my walls and a dark tinge of wet water across the carpet, and then I'm getting complained by my teammates about the strong smell that's seeping into theirs even if they close their doors or windows tightly. Now it's making me want to burn the entire place down just for the ants to get out of my bedroom, and having a next door roommate/s is a bad idea for a reason.
(ᵂᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵘᵍ ˢᵖʳᵃʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ᵈᵉˢᵖᶦˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ)
Gut, now get out
I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early
I'll keep an eye on you, junge
I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early
Don't you dare think about it junge
I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early
Don't send me this image again, I'm scared of that look
I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early
Err.. Well, how about this. Target that RED medic and send them a pile of duct tapes, and I'll eat one drumstick or two. Deal? Only just for you to stop crying, I'm not used to people crying.
I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early
Good, please take your crate of drumsticks back. I'm sending it to you. Also don't do that again bitte
I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early