Yankees - Blog Posts
him and michael tonkin partners in pain
adam ottavino and the yankees kind of the greatest will they/won’t they love story of our time when you think about it
nobody’s ready to accept the truth (that the mets/yankees rivalry is very lestappenesque in that they are sworn enemies but also the yankees will NOT stand for the mets getting swept by the brewers for their opening series and will proceed to sweep the hell out of them in 2025)
me waking up: today is so calm… ohh ahh so sleepy… maybe ill turn on the game… honk shmimimi… lazy couch bound baseball day…
baseball:
tim hill NEEDS to start a music career with other lefty sidearmers so he can call the band The Sidewinding Southpaws and release a hit single called “Chin Music” that becomes the yankees’ OMG
we are SO BACK
text posts part 2: yankees edition
cress again to @stop-that-train for the text used, i promise i’ll start finding my own now 😭
sorry for the crunchy photos LOL i am working on terrible wifi
Oswaldo cabrera you sir are very deep in the closet and I will lure you out with a WS win and gentle words of praise if it helps you accept yourself
tommy tightpants leaving me again
I’ve figured it out. Jews are fans of the Mets, Italians are fans of the Yankees. Jews are fans of the Giants, Italians are fans of the Jets. I know this from the two sides of my family.
Still think the war was about slavery! Think again. It was about protectionist tariffs imposed by the North in favor of Northern industrial interests.
The South attempted to gain independence from the Yankee swines but were unsuccessfully denied by Great Britain and France. The South even offered to free the slaves early in the war
