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Never had I once understood chess
AND THIS IS SOMEHOW SUPPOSED TO HELP??? HUH?? WHAT AM I NOT UNDERSTANDING??
WHY IN THIS TIME OF GREAT MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE DO PEOPLE INSIST THAT MEDIEVAL MEDICINE WORKS BETTER!!
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Jonah sometimes wished he’d just… left Nate there. It was a cruel thought, an intrusive one, and he could never manage to take himself to the end of that thought exercise, always snapping himself back to the reality where he’d sat with his classmate, cup of water in hand, staying the night until he was sure, sure that Nate would be okay. To this day, he had no idea why he’d done that. No idea where that kindness had come from within him. In the time since, he had decided, with a bitter sort of finality, it must have been a fluke. There was nothing else he could point to concretely that proved otherwise.
“Then let me ask a different question,” he said, finally meeting Nate’s gaze and leveling him with a sharp stare. “What’s in this for you?”
He took a deep breath, flicking his eyes back down, and he began picking at the threads of his duvet as he spoke. “People don’t just… do nice things. Not in my experience anyways. I helped you because I didn’t want to have to contend with the guilt of what could have happened if I didn’t. Not because I care. Not because I’m a good person. Probably because I’m a categorically bad person who cannot handle yet more evidence of that thrown back into my face. So, on top of being an ass, I guess I’m also a coward.”
And then, if only to make sure that Nate wasn’t going to have him committed, he added, “This happens before every audition. It’s normal. I promise.” Or at least, as normal as the crushing weight of his own depression, sitting on his chest like a ten ton gorilla, could be.
His stomach grumbled. Reluctantly, he took the banana, peeling it from the butt end and breaking off a chunk before popping it into his mouth.
nate thinks for a moment, because jonah asks him a good question, and he just doesn’t know if what immediately comes to mind is the right answer. he wants to go back and forth with jonah about how there are people in the world who just want to help. how some people actually accept their faults head-on and put in the work to become better versions of themselves. how some people are just good. end of story. but the more nate sits here and listens to jonah, the more he thinks none of that would matter. especially coming from him. so nate finishes his waffle and reaches for the bottle of OJ.
“y’know, i don’t think anybody’s a good person. i feel like most people are just trying their best not to fuck things up on a daily basis. and depending on the day, hour to hour, we’re lucky to get by.” nate shrugs.
“and i used to feel like you do. all the time. and spoiler alert, no amount of party drugs or vodka could help chase those thoughts away; in fact, they might’ve induced an episode or two. or three,” nate sits in the memories for a second, although they’re uncomfortable to him now; they feel a lifetime away. “but i let the people who were in my corner fight for me. take care of me. ...they saved my life.” nate takes a deep breath, because it’s hard to think about the person he used to be. the person he still is. the person he wants to be.
and now, looking at jonah, nate can’t help but wonder if there’s some alternate universe where they’ve switched places. because if nate didn’t have his parents or even jason, he’s sure he would be in a similiar position to jonah. and it scares him to think he wouldn’t be strong enough to last this long. but then he imagines a silly, happy jonah and it’s weird enough that he chooses to focus on that instead. nate grins.
“but you’re right. we’re not close. not even friends yet. .......and we won’t ever be, if you keep eating bananas like that. it’s a phallic fruit, but we’re not in the seventh grade, jonah. embrace the phallus and eat it like a fuckin’ normal person, or i’m never eating breakfast with you again.”
Bro why do the stranger things writers be bringing in likeable characters just to murder them? Like first Bob, then they killed Billy after making him less of a garbage person, and now Eddie. They are so god damn evil wtf. 😭
rip twitter
why the fuck did elon have to go and take twitterdotcom away from me???
WTF
WTF WTF WTF
WHAT THE HELL
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
I'M NOT BAD
Me after Adam assaults Cherry 😡
Part three
Tatoos. You won't believe it. I searched up tatoos. The first post was about getting a blow job on a table and a woman showing off her pussy. The second about a woman at a beach without anything on. As well as many half naked men. So yeah. Don't search up tatoos, babes.
I'm gonna make this a series now💀
Yeah. I already complained about how you shouldn't search men up. So, guys, I'm gonna make this a series now and tell you what to never search up if you wanna stay sane. So yeah, here's part 2. Couples. Babes, never search couples on tumblr, y'all will witness people having sex or showing off their naked bodies💀 Like... who films themselves during sex and then looks at that video and says: "Yeah, I'm gonna post that on tumblr." Apparently a lot of people. So, babes, don't search up couples if you wanna stay sane💀
"Clone Force 99 died with Tech"...
me finding out that malenia ALSO gets health back from hitting my fucking mimic:
Okay so I just found out Mini Brands did a CEC parody and…
Why tf does the art on the pizza box look like it was made by AI?
Throw back to that time my grandma asked me if i wanted something from amazon and when i said no she looked me dead in the eyes and said "yes you do." And handed me her ipad
oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me
So, two days ago I went with my mum to a furniture shop to buy stuff for my room and found THIS in the bathroom section.
Can someone explain!? Tumblr is becoming a soap company?
no cuz why is the song "in the rain" from miraculous making me cry this hard. I just want a love as dramatic as theirs how hard is that
also season 6 has officially ruined the whole story for me so now I just binge watch season 1
"I am not weird. You're just not used to my normal."
-Me, today at exactly twentyfive minutes past eight p.m.