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3 years ago

LET’S DO THIS AGAIN. ASK YOU GUYS☺️

I would love guys if you sent a ship and number! (It can be anonymous)

1.Who’s the big spoon/Who’s the little spoon?

2.Who wakes the other with kisses?

3.Who usually has nightmares?

4.Who ask out who in the first date?

5.Who would enter them both in a talent show?

6.Who loves to be held by the other?

7.How do they flirt with one another?

8.How many children do they want?

9.What does the other when on feels sad?

10.Are they a supper sappy couple?

11.What do they parents think about this relationship?

12. Who carrys the other to bed?

13.How do they hype up?

14.What song reminds them of the other?

15.What small quircks do they love from the other?

16.How they act in public?

17.How do they help eachoters fears?

18.How do they make blush eachoter? 

(please i want questions!)

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3 years ago

Layla:Gosh I hate Nabu so much. With his stupid beautiful brown eyes, and his dumb brown braids that weirdly smell like coconut and kiwi, and his idiotic smile that makes me wanna punch his ugly pretty face...gosh I like him so much...I wish I could kill him. And that's why I don't wanna be engaged. You got that Flora?

Flora:Uhm yeah... But I change it a bit, because that was weird. It says " I don't like that you chose for me, but I hate that you're right and that I love him". Is that right?

Layla: Gosh, no Flo. Were you even listening to what I said?

Flora:were you...?


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3 years ago

Musa*holding her newborn baby*: She's so beautiful.

Doctor:We're gonna have to give her some shots.

Riven: Oh hell yeah! Pour up it's her fucking BIRTHDAY.


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3 years ago

THE BEST FRIENDSHIPS IN THE SPECIALISTS.

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Brandon: Close your eyes bro.

Sky:Yeah, bro.

Brandon: What do you see bro?

Sky: Darkness bro.

Brandon: That's my word without you bro.

Sky:What bro? That's so sweet bro.

Brandon: I know bro.

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Helia: Uhm... Timmy what are you doing there.

Timmy: I'm trying that thing you said about writing my thoughts on paper, and it works. Huh, maybe you were right.

Helia: Talking about new things...I... I played Fortnite.

Timmy: Man you did that for me?

Helia: Yeah, why?

Timmy: Nothing, is just that the others never pay attention to this kind of thing.

Helia: You're my best friend Timmy, of course, I pay attention to what you have to say.

Timmy:Best budds. Amazing-

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Riven: I DON'T NEED YOU. I'M A LONER.

Nabu: Riven I'm going to count to three, if you don't tell me what's wrong I can't help you little shit.

Riven: I DON'T WANT THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Nabu: Oh, so it's a Musa thing.

Riven: WELL NO!...Yeah...

Nabu: You need a hug?

Riven: Please.


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3 years ago

FACTS.

Now that it's been confirmed that Fate is adding Flora to the main mix and casted a darker skinned Latina to play her, remember that this is just a marketing ploy. They don't care about Latine people. Terra was originally called Flora and they changed her name due to backlash.

Do not let them erase what happened. They whitewashed Flora and Musa. They are still actively racist in multiple other regards. Adding Flora in now does not erase their previous actions nor should people suddenly want to support them. They aren't being inclusive, they're being racists, and adding Flora doesn't change that.


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3 years ago

THE LOST KINGDOM:

New chapter of The Lost Kingdom is out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/13/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club


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3 years ago

Stella: I'm pregnant.

Brandon: Huh?

Stella: Bran?

Brandon: *frozen*

Stella: Brandon!

Brandon:*frozen with terror*

Stella*sits on the couch*: Ok, whenever you're ready.

Brandon*still frozen*

Stella*with a magazine*: And you are the father but you got it.


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3 years ago

Musa: Brandon where ar the jellow shots?

Brandon: I don't know Riven is supposed to pass them around.

*Riven giving jellow to a painting of Helia*

Helia: Riven!

Riven *drunk as fuck*: Hello dollo!

Flora:Well someone is feeling better.

Musa: Uhm stuck out you're tongue!

Riven*showing his tongue*: Take off your shirt.

Stella: Oh my..

Brandon: Oh my god how many did you have these are pure vodka?

Riven:Yeah, jellow like Eduard used to make.


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3 years ago

*How it went with Layla and Nabu*

DAY 1:

Nabu: Hey girl, you like me a little bit?

Layla: No I don't even like a little bit.

SECOND WEEK:

Nabu: Hey, I heard you like me a little bit?

Layla: Huh. Not even a little bit.

MONTH:

Nabu: Wait don't you like me a little bit?

Layla: Ew, no. I don't even like you a little bit.

SECOND MONTH.

Nabu: I know you like me a little bit.

Layla: Uhm.. maybe just a little bit.


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3 years ago

Bartender: Three coffee.

Bloom: Oh, no. I'm sorry I only ordered one.

Bartender: You said coffee, coffee, coffee,

Bloom: No, uhu, see. I said "CoFfEe! CoFfEe! CoFfEe!"

Bartender: Right.

Bloom: As like I really need coffee coffee coffee. You know?

Bartender: No.

Bloom: "CoFfEe! CoFfEe! CoFfEe!" is like an exaggeration like a funny thing. Like a desperate cry for coffee. This is my thing, everyone knows I drink a lot of coffee so the day can't start until I had my bit. You know what three coffee will be great.


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3 years ago

*Saladin helping Riven with some boxes*

Riven*putting the boxes on the floor*: Thanks, dad.

*silence* Riven: Why is everyone staring at me?

Timmy: You just call Saladin dad.

Helia: You said thanks, dad.

Riven: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Saladin: Do you see me as a father figure, Riven?

Riven: No...If anything I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Brandon: HEY! Show your father some respect!

Riven: I didn't call him dad!

Saladin: No, no. Riven I take it as a compliment.

Sky: It's not a big deal, once I called Bloom's mom and she's my girlfriend.

Riven: Guys, jump on that. Sky has psychosexual issues.

Nabu: Old news.

Brandon: But you calling Saladin daddie.

Riven: Hey daddie is not on the table here!

Helia: But you did call him dad dude.

Riven: Shut up! Everyone just stops.


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3 years ago

*Rivusa filming a tik tok*

Musa: Riv.

Riven: What?

Musa: Ask me what I would do If we broke up.

Riven: Why?

Musa: Just do it!

Riven: What would you do if we broke up?

Musa: I'd get back with my ex.

Riven: WHAT?!

Riven*puppies eyes*: Why would you say that...

Riven*back at being pissed*: Go on, go back to him!

Musa: You'd be my ex.

Riven: Oh yeah.

*both start cracking up*


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3 years ago

Bloom: We're done. I'm breaking up with him.

Stella: With who?

Bloom: Who do you think Stell? Sky. He hates Harry Potter. He said and I quote that "it's so dumb". How I'm supposed to be in a relationship with someone who thinks the greatest literary achievement of our time is dumb?

Stella: I'm frozen. Harry Potter is amazing.

Flora: Let me try. Bloom, honey it's okay to have differences in relationships, if you feel the same way about everything you'll never grow.

Bloom: Oh, so you're saying I should try and change him..?

Musa: Yes. Like I did with Riv, now he loves The Walking Dead.

Flora: No! That's very much not what I'm saying.

Tecna: Change make better boyfriends.

Layla: Yeah..

Flora: NO, what the hell?


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3 years ago

Stella: My gosh, I mean I understand why you're into her. She's hot...Wait, she likes you?

Nex: What? Okay, I'm gonna try not to be offended at that.

Stella:,No, no, no, no. It's just that..Nabu was epic for her, they were the great love story. I mean that girl heartbeat for Nabu. It just..It never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else. He was perfect, he was everything. I mean that man turned her word. A...

Nex:...

Stella: I spooked you, don't be spooked. I'll better get going. Brandon is waiting for me.


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3 years ago

Nabu: I know something you don't know!

Layla: Tell me this second!

Nabu: Has Musa perhaps misplaced a sweater.

Layla:Riven has it!

Nabu: Yes!

Layla:How do you know!

Nabu: I saw it!

Layla: Where?

Nabu: In his closet.

Layla:All this time?

Nabu:YeS! Isn't it romantic!

Layla: No it's horrid.

Nabu: I thought you be pleased.

Layla: At the idea of anybody coming to take Musa away? No thank you.

Nabu:Ahh.. Will you feel better about it when someone comes to take you away.

Layla: I would like to see someone try.

Nabu: I would like to see someone try as well.


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3 years ago

THE SQUIRE AND THE PRINCESS & THE STRENGHT OF THE FLOWER GIRL.

In case you didn't know I posted two chapters of my fanfic.

Go find out what happens with Stella and Flora in the story.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/12/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/11/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club


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3 years ago

Helia: Oh, no. I lost my pen.

Flora: You can borrow mine.

Riven*dramatic*: I lost something once... I lost something I couldn't live without... my identity.


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3 years ago

*In the car*

Flora: You're like the smartest person ever :)

Timmy: I like to think that.

Flora*seeing a car*: Go ahead, go ahead…

*silence*

Flora: Go ahead you stupid!

Timmy: *shocked*

Flora: No, honestly what a dumb driver! What is wrong with people!

Timmy *awkward*: You got a lot of rage in you Flo. I mean that person was just trying to drive their car...

Flora: That person was going to get smashed. MOVE IT!

Timmy: Calm down please.

Flora: I mean part of the problem is I'm just completly exhausted :)

*stopping the car dangerously*

Timmy: Oh my god you're a psychopath!

Flora: No, that person just went in front of me again!

Timmy: Oh my god, I'm never driving with you again.

Flora: Ok :)

* Timmy a few minutes later with Tecna*

Timmy: Flo is out of her mind. And I'm worried that she might kill someone.


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3 years ago

*Flora and Riven smashing shit, because they have anger issues.*

Musa: Oh...Are we attracted to this?

Helia: No, are we?

Musa: Yeah, we are screwed.


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3 years ago

*When Stella did her first fashion event*

Musa: What happened to your face?

Flora: See that bitch over there.

Bloom: That poor little girl.

Flora: She tried to muscle in, things got ugly. She'll think twice next time.

Tecna: You fought a little girl..

Flora: Yeah, I did fight her Tec, and I'd fight her again if I had to.

Bloom: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Flora: People have been circling this spot like dragons. I've managed to hold them off so far but it's only going to get tougher! We must show no weakness we must be as one!

Musa: I want to smoke what you smoke Flo.


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3 years ago

*Flora and Brandon being kindapped*

Brandon: I love this right off the bat.

Flora: What do you love about it?

Brandon: Well, I love... I'll tell you what.

Flora:*wheez*

Brandon: I love it when serial killers, have a fun little thing. I don't approve of serial killers.

Flora *laughing more*:Oh my god!

Brandon: But I do think if you're gonna kill a bunch of people you might as well...have some fun with it.

Flora: I got the feeling that have baseball cards of this guy, you-

Brandon: I absolutely do not. They don't make serial killer baseball cards, thougth, do they?

Flora: If they did you'd probably own them.

Brandon: Flo, YOU would own them, in a heartbeath.

Flora: No, I think you would own them too. Yeah, fine...I'd own them.

Brandon: You'd be like "I'll trade you a Gazy for a.."

Flora: *wheeze* I trade you a Gazy for the Zodiac.

Killer: Uhm...Hello.

Brandon: We should get going home.

Flora: Yeah. Nice ropes man :)

Killer:Uhm.. I'm supposed to kill you guys.

Brandon: Sorry. But we can. Thanks for all.

Flora:Yeah. One day I'll bring you one of my flowers to ligth the room. :)


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3 years ago

Musa: Maybe I can fix this.

Brandon: Oh come on, you spend two years in pigtails.

*Pissed Musa*

Musa: If you make fun of me one more time I'll tell everyone that you called your stuff pigeon mister Puchi Puchi.

Brandon: I'm sorry I bothered you.


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3 years ago

*Stella after blowing up the science laboratory*

Grizelda: What is the matter with you? Are you mentally deficient?

Stella: If I was mentally deficient, I wouldn't make that shade of pink.

Grizelda:*angry sigh*

Stella *doing her little dancy dance*: Check that out. BOOM!


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3 years ago

Nabu: How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit, before you start taking care of yourself?

Riven: I'm thinking of a number between eleven and twenty-five.


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3 years ago

*Riven while being possessed trying to confuse himself*

Riven *whispering*: I don't have a problem.

Riven *singing to himself*: No, I don't have a problem.

Darcy: Let's go shot someone!

Riven: Yes!

Riven: I have a problem...


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3 years ago

Riven: I don't even know what to say...

Brandon*joking around*: Flatter her girls like that. Tell her you like her eyes, her lips, her hair... IN FACT. Tell her you love all of her parts.

Riven:Oh, no... I can't say that.

Brandon* holding his laugh*: It worked with Stella.

Riven: Fine I'll try it.

*a few hours later*

Riven: Uhm... Muse. I have to tell you something.

Musa:Yeah... Are you ok?

Riven: I love all of your parts.

Musa:Sorry what?

Riven: I RIVEN LOVE ALL YOUR PARTS!

Musa:What the fuck?


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3 years ago

Flora: Uhm... I...

Riven*seeing how it's going to end*: Fuck.

Flora: I love you.

Riven*whispering to her*: No that's too soon, you meet him this afternoon.

Flora*whispering back*: Oh, fuck. He looks scared.

Riven*whispering back*: Maybe you should have come prepared, like with something.

Flora*freaking out while whispering loudly*: A poem? A hike? Maybe a hug...

Riven*whispering calmly*: Let's go with the hug, Flo.

Flora*back to Helia*: I could've killed you and hang you with a rug.

Riven*whispering to her*: What the fuck? Did you just say that you're fucking psychotic maniac?

Helia: Uhm... I gotta go.

Flora *dying inside*: Ok, bye :)


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3 years ago

Brandon: I like you! I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend.

Stella: Bran...Uhmm you're my boyfriend.

Brandon: Oh, yeah... But he doesn't deserve you girl, you should marry me.

Stella:*facepalm*


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3 years ago

Hello, I posted my new fanfiction about the Winx and what would they be their lives in Earth. Check it out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13910714/1/

Thanks.


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3 years ago

* A day in the specialist dorm room, when Nabu was new*

Timmy: Hey Brandon! Are you wearing your running bottoms... and your hoodie?

Sky*confused*: Bran are you going running?

Nabu: Have fun.

*Brandon leaves*

Helia: Omg what is wrong with Brandon?

Timmy: Yeah what happened is he ok? Do you guys know something?

Nabu*confused*: Brandon is going for a run. If anything we should be congratulating him?

Sky: He only goes running if he's upset, and he's wearing his sad hoodie.

Helia*concerned*: And by the looks of it is been WASHED.

*everyone gasps*

Sky: It's bone-chilling...

Nabu: I really don't get it, he seems ok.

*Riven burst in the dorm*

Riven: I JUST PASSED BRANDON ON THE STREET RUNNING. ON PURPOSE. OH MY GAWD.

Nabu: Maybe I was wrong...

*Riven goes to the window with Timmy*

Riven: BRAN, ARE YOU OK?!

Timmy: We see you and WE LOVE YOU!

Sky: We are here for you bro!

Nabu: Wow, In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Helia: Yeah.. That's fair. Trust me you'll get used to it.


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