things we know from the Humpty Dumpty rhyme:
- he fell from a wall
- the king sent an entire cavalry to his aid
- he could not be fixed
- the horses were trusted with trying to fix HD
things we can assume:
- HD ate a shit ton of apples prior since a grand total of zero doctors were called to help
- horses have sentience and intelligence in this world, as well as opposable thumbs
- HD is a prince, since he was so valuable to the king, but also had the leisure time to sit atop a great wall
things we can’t assume but we did anyway for some reason:
- HD is a giant talking egg