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this post is so fucking disgusting what the fuck get your life together I need to bleach my eyes now tf
Reasons I want all men to suffocate in their sleep
1. They deserve it for always being so hateful towards women and just being disgusting pigs in general. 2. It will rid women of all of their problems and fears in life. 3. It would be funny as hell. 4. Suffocation would be a 100% appropriate cause of death for men because it would finally show them how it feels t be oppressed and not being able to do anything about it. 5. Women would be truly free. 6. No one would have to deal with hate online. 7. No more war. 8. No more oppressive religions. 9. No more sexism in the media or anywhere at all! 10. It would be fun to watch them all helplessly struggle for air in their sleep.
john lennon yelling "i need him" is sooo 😵💫😵💫 idk maybe my ears are broken bc i've never seen anyone talk about this. do people just not hear it or are we ignoring it because he had done much gayer stuff?
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Did you know that the Acorn Weevil (Curculio glandium) uses its fantastic lil snooter to drill into acorns to eat the insides? Once the insides are hollowed out, the female weevil uses her long ovipositor to lay her eggs in the safety of the nut. The acorn heals and closes the top of the holes, protecting the eggs and larvae.
These crafty fellas are freeze avoidant, meaning their internal fluids do not freeze during the winter.
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not me being non-binary AND omni-
Labels are confusing
lgballt
I leave Tumblr for three days and this happens?!?!? Lewis is going to Ferrari in 2025? What the hell have I missed???
what the fuck did i just wake up to. lewis to ferrari???
Agent Stone in red
(from my shadow & stone au minus shadow)
I feel like not enough people talk about how Fiddleford got eaten by a dinosaur and ate his way out. because what.
why can't I use the name Bill/Billy
WOWIE!! 18 days before my birthday!!! I’m excited!!!
I just got done saying to a friend that I just recently started using tumblr hoping to find a more safe social media platform to spend some time on and that tumblr seems safe and then immediately after I’d scrolled upon a picture of full on nudity. Why is it that I cannot escape these things anywhere? It’s everywhere.
Started Rhythm of War, and…
What the FUCK Gavilar is the WORST. I didn’t expect him to be this AWFUL. When everyone talked about him changing I expected it to be in the Dalinar style of defying Voran ideals, not… this horrific, narcissistic monstrosity. I am so happy he was stabbed.
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I hate “focus” thing, I don't understand how to set it😭
aw hell naw he got the shades on
"If you believe it to be real, then it’s real."
(Dennis, Mac and reality)
images that haunt me because they imply frank's brother was a better episode at one point
STILL GOTTA LOVE HIM MY GUY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
When Odysseus says, “Don't make me fight you, brother, you know you'd have done the same”, in Mutiny, I’m reminded that Eurylochus is in the same position considering he’s married to Odysseus’ sister, Ctimene.
This either means that Odysseus somehow forgot that Eurylochus has his own life, or that Odysseus is trying to guilt trip him by saying, ‘if you loved my sister as much as I love Penelope, you would help me’.
Wow, Odysseus.
I was simply telling my younger brother that I didn’t want any Starbursts because they taste like Play-Dough. He responded with “how do you know what Play-Dough tastes like?” I just realized how old I’m getting 🫤
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This blog in the photo accompaninstuo91 does not have a proper blog. When you click on their blog, an image pops up asking you if you're 18 and if you say yes or no, it directs you to a virus/porn site that isnt on tumblr
The bots are evolving to actively redirect you/ give viruses to you
Please reblog this so you dont fall victim. Do not click follow or try to go onto their blog, instead the only way to report them is to click the little three dots and click report
@staff please stop shit like this
So I live in the deep south and wasn’t allowed to start dating until I was a Legal Adult which is cool and all but didn’t prepare me for everyone to suddenly start talking about how much sex I’m apparently having? I make dirty jokes with the rest of them and that’s not the issue, it’s the serious lack of distrust amongst whole adults with their own lives that some chick might be having sex. Or even like a heavy make out session? Idk it’s so strange. Like I personally am straight edge and thus not into casual sex but I am into bodily autonomy and making independent choices. So there’s the issue is that nobody believes I’m going to abstain from sex and substances but then there’s also the issue that whole grown people casually discuss what I’m doing with my genitalia? And I was talking to my therapist abt this and she was like “so tell them. Say that that’s inappropriate and it makes you uncomfortable. Tell them.” Which had literally never occurred to me. But has anybody else felt this? Where suddenly one person is interested in you and you choose them to also be interested in (dating) and then suddenly everyone else seems to think it’s ok for them to also be weirdly interested in you? Maybe that was confusing. Like for example my boyfriend likes my waist and I like that he likes my waist and now EVERYONE is commenting on my waist and how he probably likes it *eyebrow wiggle* And that’s a tame example. People say shit to me all the time about how we were probably all loved up in the woods or ask how he fucks me since he’s tall. WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! Why is this ok? Why is it ok to tell a girl she was having sex in the shadows and not believe her when she says you’re wrong??? Why is it ok to discuss my sex life at all??
Does anyone else, after getting upset or angry, get irritated at small things?
I was cooling down from a mild argument and my sister walked by and in my head I went "I'm gonna claw your fucking eyes out" because I didn't like the pattern of her steps.
She did a weird 'walking to the tune of a song' thing, and I was ready to rip her arms off..
want you all to know that luigi's role in the single player mode of super mario party jamboree is going to the mall and getting so nervous he goes nonverbal
anxiety king.
(he's grey because i'm currently playing as luigi so kamek had to clone him)