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Y’all rhe chiefs actually lost for once that’s dope

So here’s Penn 👀👀

I gave him Mardi Gras beads since it was in Nola/ New Orleans

just a regular post today to announce

THIS BLOG'S NEW BANNER

the art is by @morspritt and it is so awesome! i've thanked them so many times for this already but i'll do it again THANK YOUUUUU SMMMM

I realized that in my 2 whole years of being in this fandom I’ve never drawn Maryland. I needed to change that.

Here he is, the Silly Old Bae himself.

🦀🦀🦀Mandatory crabs for everyone! 🦀🦀🦀

hypothetical keychain / sticker designs of the main guys,, indivs under cut B)

happy SECOND ever aromantic day of visibility! 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 (sorry, i don't know how time works)

yes i do hc the state of pennsylvania to be aroace. and yes, contrary to popular belief i DO draw. (silly connotation)

also happy pride month!

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Here's the official post for my banner! (it's also the welcome banner for the discord >:])

California's autistic, loserboy personality and bisexual looks have captivated the masses, I'm afraid.

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I am the world's biggest multishipper, and California is my favorite WTTT character, sooo. I talk a lot about different Cali ships because he deserves love, and I thought, why not make them poly!

My partners and I jokingly call it the "Cali Harem" because we ship so many damn characters with this guy. I have my favorites, but I think he's kissing everyone ever. We have so many dynamics set with more characters than just this. I might post about them. If y'all want headcanons for a particular ship, just shoot me an ask >:]

Could he realistically pull this many people? Absolutely not. Pretentious little bitch boy could never. Would a poly that large realistically work out? Probably not. Do I care? No 😌

Ft. Massachusetts' missing eye. Once again, he's got a cool prosthetic. This one is striped in his flag colors (blue and yellow). So far, I only have this one and the 1776 Prosthetic, and I need ideas for more.

Some Alaska Tradtional Sketches and Headcanons Under the Cut!

He's such a sassy creature. I like drawing him, it's so fun. Plus, the leaning? I think he looms over people to explain things. Hands against the wall behind them or on the chair they're sitting on sort of thing. It's unintentionally intimidating (or attractive, if you're into that!)

It doesn't read very well, but he's doing the wishy-washy / so-so motion with his hand in the second one.

I don't think Alaska's very expressive with his tone (nor face really. His only two expressions are 🙂 and 🤨), but his body language is very exaggerated and easy to read. He moves his shoulders a lot. Much shrugging gets done.

Slightly unrelated headcanon, but I think Alaska's the type to flirt very bluntly. Less subtlety and more "[action] was attractive." or "You looked great doing [action]." Ykwim? That or it's entirely unhinged, no filters, but completely earnest. I don't think he flirts often, but if he does, it's:

California playing drums ( I adore musician Cal)

Alaska, after the set: "Hm."

California: "What?"

Alaska: "I kind of wish I was that drumset."

SIR, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

helloooo! of course, my bf ( @vankassian ) brought this to my attention!!! as a poc (an asian, specifically pinoy) myself, i have so many of these - pennsylvania - dutch & filipino - new york - italian, jewish, cuban & dominican (you can't deny the guy is a melting pot too with all of the people that come to his one city) - florida - puerto rican, cuban & haitian - california - mexican & filipino - maryland - jamaican & african-american - louisiana - cajun (duh), haitian & african-american (as @vankassian said, why not have TWO creoles?) - new mexico - mexican & native - georgia - african-american (there is definitely more to him i just dont know yet) i imagine most of them to be poc!! i just havent stuck specific ethnicities onto most of them. but here are the ones i have practically solidified! side note: the NE are my bbgs, but most of them are like WHITE

PLEASE please tell me your diversity (PoC states) headcanons, there’s so many white boys in there and my face blindness is struggling and I swear every time there is diversity for a state it’s just them as a different kind of white

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literally iconic, eating it up always. Mary is just built different and everyone should love her. She will be loved. “Uhhh but she’s weird.” And that’s what’s stopping you 🤨 ?? Coward activities over there, smh… I will color her maybe soon, I love her always 🫶

Ngl I do think Mary coulda been one of the few states that was nice to Alaska about the Alaskan purchase 😼 this is not my bias for her speaking 🙄 clearly, she heard he had lots of crabs and she was like “a waste of money?? Useless?? Hon you are all just not thinking at all. Have you HEARD how many crabs they got going on???”

also, an Hc my girlfriend has (for her own Mary, since she is not a part of wttt and does her own state stuff as always <3 she allows me to use them cuz she knows how much I love and want to share her ideas) for Mary is that she has vitiligo, because of the state cat being the calico, which as far as I know is not a specific species/breed of cat, rather a coloration pattern of a cat’s coat— as well as the state flag having a checker-like pattern with patterns in them (the best I can describe that) so I’d like to hear if y’all would love that for her!!

LOUISIANA FANART !!

I made him poc, I’m newer so I hope that’s like not frowned upon here like it is in other fandoms :)

I also bbgified him ‼️

this is probably the greatest fan work of all the wttt fandom ever and I need everyone to see it

Google Docs

The Table Bible [BETA]

DC Calls a Meeting and Florida Comes Character Appearances: DC, Texas, New York, California, Florida, West Virginia Florida likes West Virgi

In honor of the 3 year anniversary of the The Table, I am officially releasing to the public the beta version of The Table Bible.

You can leave comments and please let me know if there is anything I should remove or add or ways to better organize. This was a one man project so I can't have done everything.

On that note, the newer sketches from the past few months have not been added due to things like time, motivation, and personal conflicts that have kept me from keeping things up to date.

If anyone would like to volunteer to be an editor to help go over sketches, add information, or help organize so it looks squeeky clean, just DM me on Discord or here on Tumblr.

Please enjoy the The Table Bible [BETA] for your own headcanon-ing, fanfiction, and fanart needs.

this is now my favorite wttt hc

I know it’s implied his dogs were there but I choose to believe that he can just do this with any surface he sits on 😭 Gov could not handle the Uber instincts of his Uber autism. Observe 🪑

I also have been considering makin him look younger because 🤔 i guess he just technically would be? Even without the dates of statehood or becoming a territory he still has the second youngest average age within all the states n stuff

Also colors colors and a cool coat I think