Weird Dreams - Blog Posts

Last night I had a dream that Xiaojun turned into a cat and laid eggs in my neighbor’s house. I think this one takes the cake as the weirdest kpop related dream I’ve had yet. It’s even weirder than when I dreamt that Yuta had to give me a covid test.

i once had a dream that i was hanging out with my friend when B.J hunnicutt walked up to us and started arguing with my friend. they were really going at it and B.J started violently twerking at them to prove a point. i have no idea what point he was trying to prove

JUST HAD THE WAIRDST F'ING DREAM!

(for some context, I have a dog named Storm, she is a Siberian Husky. Recently found out from the breeder that she was the runt. Originally, I never wanted her due to when we had to re-home our last dog, my parents swore to me and my siblings that we would never get another dog, and being more or so a cat person. So I was the only one that was against getting her, but guess who ended up caring for her the most?! Me. Her care and training basically became part of my rent. I was fine with it, besides the training part, she is a butthead sometimes. Fast-forward, I now consider her as solely MY dog, like 90% my dog. And I love her with my whole heart.)

(for even MORE context, the reason why this dream was weird to me is because it started very far from what they normally are. The average dream for me is like a fever dream, whilst this one was more like a reality check dream from God.)

The dream went along like this;

I'm on vacation at Seabrook (beautiful place, highly recommend) with my family, and we brought Storm with us. Me and Storm are walking a trail when I loose my grip of the leash and she goes mad dashing into the woods. After chasing her for a bit, I finally get hold of her leash again when I realize that we're lost, and I have no cell service. After trying to discern the direction back to the trail, a F'ING GRIZZLY BEAR APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE! It's a mother with two cubs. Storm tries to interact with one of the cubs, resulting in the mother grizzly to attack.

At this point, it gets a bit blurry from what I am trying to remember. But I am able to recall; A. Taking a slash to my face B. Grabbing Storm and doing a roll doge C. Smacking the bear with a branch as a distraction D. Jumping on it's back and smashing a rock on its eyes and snout.

After what is the "fight scene" it's easier to remember what happens next. I'm shielding my dog, who cowers behind me, from the mother grizzly. Neither of us move as we stare at each other, till the grizzly huffs and walks away, her cubs following. I proceed to wander the woods lost, injured and bleeding for 2-3 days. Holding Storm close at night and fighting to stay awake in fear of what may be lurking nearby. Finally when we come across a paved road, I remember breaking down and hugging Storm (I'm very weak and my injuries are most likely infected). As we walk along the road, it feels like forever before I see a car. When they stop and call 911, I black out. When the paramedics get there and load me up, Storm gets defensive and lays on top of me on the stretcher.

The dream had two different endings, a good end, and the bad end. The Bad end was a long the lines of waking up, finding out that my dog had been detained and euthanized due to an injury. Discovering that my parents ok'd it, losing all respect for them, moving out and proceeding to distance myself from society by living in the wilderness of Washington.

The Good ending went more along the lines of waking up to Storm laying beside me, my family nearby. I am left with permanent facial deformities and half blind. After mostly recovering, Storm is put through the training to become my service dog. I wear a mask as to not scare children, even my own siblings.

When I wake up I'm like, really confused and still think that it was all real. And I remember thinking word for word, "I would do it all again, for their sake.". Then I quickly realize that it was all just a dream.

I just had the weirdest dream of my life...someone close to me was dead but i knew i was in a dream and thus nothing was real, but the persons in my dream was angry at me for saying that it was not real "why are you like that ?! You shoukd be crying for our friend ! I knew you were antipathic but what you are doing right now this is another whole f*cking level !!"

I understand that it was super strange for them but that not my fault if it was a dream, i just told them the truth but no one believed me.

Dreams are weird, man

Tell me why(ain't nothing but a heartache)I had a dream about Superman???

and it wasn't even funny. like-this mf was crushing on everyone in his team for sum reason.

And I mean everyone.(pretty sure he did a musical number on it, I remember Kelly mf Clarkson interviewing him before they break off to sing abt it and it's trending faster than well-something)

and then the scene cuts to Clark and Lois, idek what's happening anymore. THEN BATMAN!!! who is now twice the height of supes breaks in half. in half onto me, I "die", then the scene changes to a wedding??!!1!?

the entire justice League is there in wedding garb, with KON officiating??? in a Cinderella dress....idk either. then all of them kiss, catch on fire, melt off into Gorey pieces of meat....then we're in the raft!(marvel ref)

now i'm panicking(rightfully), I turn around and come face to face with-you guessed it-a disgusting, meaty mountain of all the heroes remains staring at me with a copious amounts of eyeballs.

It gets better, Trigon comes from...somewhere(idek anymore)and grabs the super mountain meat and eats it. just.like.that.

Then I wake up. The end.

i rlly wanted to share this because I don't want to be the only one to suffer with this bs, you're welcome<3

My Dreams be like

My dream about Natasha

I just has a nightmare where I and f-ing Natasha romanov where in a Hydra base but it was actually my house and we broke into the basement which was a big round room with a shaft as big as the door from coraline. Anyway a hydra with only one head (well get back to that) came out ,we ran through the door,it apparently was connected with a ever bigger round room (we are in the middle) and there's blood, a door is on one side and a platform above a scientist sees us and starts her monolog before calling a hydra with two heads ,we of course think oh fuck but then she says something like "hahaha if you think that's bad you won't enjoy the next part " and from the middle the first one headed Hydra comes before fusing with the other .We run through the door and it looks like a medieval European castle, then we split she distracted the hydra by running away and into a bathroom where she cuts herself and leaves blood to get it to smell her ig ,after that she does the same on walls and all on her way out .It apparently worked as I was not followed, I also spreed some of my blood on our walls ( in my granny's living room she would actually kill me if that happened in real life ) and ran into the garden but the scientist followed me and called the hydra befor asking me if I knew I came from a line of witches that existed since 1200 I said yes ,she the told me that the hydra was trained to kill me ,this is because on the 14th birthday these witches got beheaded and there blood was gathered to train the hydra and make it easy to assainate a person by bringing them into contact with the blood by order of the royals. She then asked how old I am now and I said 26 idk and she just pointed out that the shaking ground is the hydra braking through soon and left .Natasha then came running to me and I now in my car opened the door for her but she pointed behind and I realized the gate wasn't open, I threw her the car keys and ran to open the gate she drove out I got in and we drove away holding hands . The hydra still has my blood trace though... .. and I woke up .Now I'm scared of our basement great :(

idk why this reminds me of the dreams where my lover and i are still together and then i wake up and feel a void so profound within me that it pins me down to my bed and i have to spend all my energy in just the act of getting off it and then spend the rest of the day as a corpse.

How many times do u think achilles woke in the middle of the night to turn over to touch patroclus and wonder why he was so cold before he realized

Had an odd dream involving Ikkaku and Yumichika telling stories about some unique animals that they caught and/or eaten.

A lot of Ikkaku's stories involved the way the beast was caught and some of the dumbassery afterwards.

Yumichika talked about the way the animals tasted when they were cooked or how they were like as pets if tamed.

Whenever they told a story they both really remember, Ikkaku and Yumichika would either start laughing like mad at certain parts, or merciless tease the other. It was so cute.

I guess they were going through documents with Renji, Izuru, and Shuhei. Shuhei came across a document that has details not ment to be read aloud.

Story time continues for a bit before Yumichika ask Ikkaku for a moment alone with a soft smile. They go off, Izuru innocently asks "I wonder what they do when they disappear together like that?" And Shuhei, blushing like mad, just gives gives him a 'you're either innocent or a dumbass' look.

This kind of reminds me of that time where I dreamt I took over Ninjago with mind control masks.

That was also the moment I realized I was in the lawful evil alignment and why I made nothing but villain Ocs for everything.

It's weird dream story time!

Ok so it started off relatively normal. Lloyd was talking to Misako or whatever and she told him to go investigate this corporation or something like that. So Lloyd goes and meets this random business guy who sells this magic yarn that can do ANYTHING. Like, later on Lloyd used the yarn and it turned into an actual car so yeah this yarn is pretty intense. He gives Lloyd some yarn, but Lloyd notices some extra yarn attached to it and just throws it away.

Later on, Lloyd goes to meet up with Kai, but Kai is acting really weird. Like, he's just talking strangely and talks about how great the yarn is. Lloyd catches on and the Kai attacks him. Lloyd manages to escape and goes to a house that looks just like my grandma's house for some reason. Also for some reason, Cole and Jay are here and they're also acting really strange and eventually attack Lloyd.

Lloyd escapes again and runs into Zane. Luckily, Zane is normal. Eventually the two of them come to the conclusion that the others have been possessed by the yarn or something like that and it's revealed that the little thing of yarn that Lloyd threw away earlier was actually a yarn monster that's been taking over people's minds. And then Lloyd leaves for like, two seconds, and he cones back and Zane is under the control of the yarn monster. (Don't ask where Nya is, she just wasn't here)

And then, I don't know if this was the same dream and my brain just decided to skip ahead or if this was a different dream, but I'm gonna talk about it too.

So all of the ninja are no longer controlled by the yarn, that is if this is the same storyline. Lloyd had to complete this puzzle thing for some reason, but after he does that, the puzzle (which is made up of tiny cakes btw) flies into the sky and turns into one of those mind control screens. The ones with the swirly pattern. Also there's A LOT of other people here, most of them being pokemon.

So the ninja tell everyone to look away, but of course, most of them don't look away in time. The only survivors were the ninja, (minus Nya because for some reason she just wasn't here) and also for some reason Ridge was her so I guesss this is the fusion au timeline? Ok, the other survivors were Pikachu, and KERMIT THE FROG! I was sort of lucid while dreaming this and I just died when I saw Kermit.

I think I woke up shortly after that but dang that was a wild ride.

you ever have a weird dream where once you wake up you sit there like "why tf did my brain think that"

(i feel like because of how weird this shit is CW: pedos & cutting pedos dix off)

i'll start, had a weird ass dream where i was on youtube and there was a video where ashnikko & like 10 other german girls go to 2 pedos house, who for some reason looked like rhett & link if rhett & link went throught decades of alcohol abuse and lack of self-care, they break into their houses, cut both their d!cks and sew they together.

i would put like "an artist rendition" of how this happened, but i'm 99.9% sure that being on the internet would be a WHOLE lot weirder knowing there's a drawing out there where i tried to draw what i'm about to describe, so imagine two... things, one cut in half & sewed on top in the MIDDLE of the other one & the other one's... head is cut off & replace with the rest of the first one, i know you're uncomfortable, i'm uncomfortable, everyone in this god forsaken process is umcomfortable, let's move one.

oh and did i mention this was a commentary video? cause the beginning was an uncensored video of what i just described and then some guy comes on screen to reveal that right after she did this, ash released a line of merch that... like, idk how to explain this so like here's a drawing:

my memory of this is foggy but i remember it being bright and looks like something you'd find in hot topic, and than in this dream she made an animated shocksite gore series, btw in this dream this vid was posted in 2019 and it was 2024 and in 2024 the internet had pretty much been wiped from any proof of this show and the site it was on, the only thing i could find of it was a screenshot of the homepage on google and i spent too much time on the drawing of merch i thought in a fucking dream so i'm not drawing this out, just imagine this homepage

with a dark teal and light teal theme, ashnikko's face in the top left corner and shockvideos

so like the dumbass i am, in this dream after a few minutes of searching i managed to pirate the show a.k.a. i found a reddit post from 2020 with a mp4 file that was a compilation of every episode, there was only 3 and each were barely 10 minutes long, y'know those neon animal posters from the early 2000s? like these

so imagine that combined with happy tree friend if the plot of each episode of cleary written by 2018/2019 "stupid boy" & "slumber party" ash, also one of the characters was wearing a slutever t-shirt so that's useless info but i may as well

anyways insert that weird dream switch and i'm back in my shitty neighborhood i just moved out of a month ago, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, anyways i walk into my friends houses which is just my old house but if my old house was from the show hoarders, i walk into the bedroom and a homeless man "breaks in" even tho they left the door wide open and all the windows were unlocked, i don't think literally anything happened after that and i'm suddenly in the school from the girl from nowhere but even more plain, one of my friends from my old school gives me a birthday card to give to my brother even tho his birthday's in may and it's the beginning of august, and just when i try to talk to her, her friend goes "umm no fuck that" and swoops in to take her to lunch

last thing i remember is me using microsoft word and i'm trying to write "emily youcis" but for some fvcking reason a type "elmly enncis" also the alfred's playhouse theme is playing at one volume on loop

i wake up, pondered my sanity for a few seconds, had to write emily youcis out on paper because i know that i know how to spell this woman's name and some what moved on

thanks for reading my rant!!!11!11!

There's something so terrifying and enigmatic when it comes to dreams . I will forever be fascinated when hearing and experiencing dreams that will haunt myself and others for life, especially knowing it all came from our own subconsciousness .

last night I had a dream where a monkey was joining a basketball team but was scared of living in his dad's shadow so LeBron James's son had to cheer him up by relating to him

One time I had a dream that bbno$ tried to pursue me and he said he needed 10 playboy bunnies to be around him and that we wouldn’t have a desi wedding so I cried and ran away and he tried to apologize while chasing me.

Worst nightmare ever. 0/10. Not cool beebeenos

Anyways Stan adult full bank account aka the dude who killed his whole family in a house fire cuz his booty was too big.

Weirdest dream I had as a kid was of the Keebler elf spelunking in my ear. He went far enough that I could hear him dropping cookies into my brain. Anyway I got mad and shook him out along with the cookies.

Second weirdest was about legos but I’ll probably share that at another time.

Woke up at 3 am and the only thing I remember from my dream was a premise of some kind of fantasy show that went

"A world where grizzly bear murder clowns are... still a problem, just a lot more common."

Have no clue what that means, but the show was pretty good.

I mean he did exist she just didn’t think so which makes it even worse

I had a weird dream about this doctor who had a completely normal instagram page, but he would post the same grainy picture of him butt naked every morning and it always had the exact same caption

A recreation under the cut:

last’s night’s dream: Global warming werewolf

there was a  play any a werewolf had to survive a flooded place and it plays out like dont starve but you have a small raft and most other platforms are just wood and there was a compainion at some point who peaced out? the campanion was smart and used planks like bridges to get from island to island at the end the wolf finds a boat filled w/ wolf puppies from who was essentially workin em to death and found a abandoned farm after going through a cave and the campanion was waiting for the wolf to find the farm the whole time when they peaced out(edited)