Please take good care of my book, Innocent, that's a first edition.
Ask Vlad before booping his snout: I can't guarantee your safety.
This is Innocent, a furry monster who - Oi, what are you doing? Give that back!
*Ahem* I'm still alive. Anyway, that's a needle felting needle. The red stuff on the end is NOT blood, although I did stab my fingers a few times and may have made some accidental blood sacrifices to the small woollen creature. Should I be worried?
(I've also made a sculpture of him)