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THE TWEELS BIRTHDAY CARD GROOVIES 😭😭😭

HE LOOKS SO GOODDDFDDDN GOD HELP ME PLEASE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE HES SO FINE

(it also never really occurred to me that he straightened his ahoge but that makes a lot more sense now cause how is it so straight 😭😭)

Floyd also looks GREAT in his card but 1. Is he shining his shoes?.. Or putting them on and that’s a sock because who in the FUCK puts their shoes on first 💀💀

(also what is with twst and like putting focus on their bare feet-)

NEW BIRTHDAY CARDS!!1!!

JADE MY BELOVED 😍😍😍 HES SO FINE RAUGHHHH SILK PAJAMAS ONLY FOR MY KING 🙏🙏 /j

Floyd wearing a hoodie is lowkey not what I expected but a tank top and some sweatpants? Absolutely Floyd's style.

This is the best thing i have seen all week

Soulja Floyd 🕺

[insp.]

Twistober 2023

18. Octavinelle

Fishy man

Twistober 2023

5. Port Fest

I'M LATE WITH THIS >:0

This is way more funny when you realize that Eels could change their gender-

Baby MC: Papa!

Azul: ...

Azul: Did this thing just called me "Papa"?

Jade: *chuckles* So it seems.

Baby MC: *looks at Jade* Mama!

Jade: ...

Floyd: BWAHAHAHA!

Jade and Azul: *frowns*

Azul: Look, child. We're not your parents and it's quite impossible in fact.

Baby MC: *shakes their head* No! You Papa! You Mama! *pointing at them*

Azul: Okay... *he's getting pissed*

Azul: Who is this then? *pulling Floyd*

Baby MC: Uncle Floydie!

Azul: ...

Jade: ...

Floyd: ...

Floyd: Oh no.

Riddle: So you're telling me... *tries to stop himself from laughing*... that you and Jade have a child?

Azul: Listen, Riddle. That child knows us and even called Floyd "Uncle Floydie" with no hesitation.

Jade: I don't see why we would be married though. Azul's not even my type.

Floyd: Hey, guys. Check this out. *holding Baby MC upside down*

Baby MC: *giggles*

Azul: Floyd! You little!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I'll try reporting this to the headmage. For the meantime—pft.

Riddle: Enjoy your family reunion.

LOOK I could go on for HOURS about the Leech twins making cat noises, Im an expert-

THEN BY ALL MEANS GO AHEAD!

The Leech Twins making cat noises is L I F E