Secret
If you make a whole bunch of headcannons, but then add a little bit of dialogue and some scenery descriptions between them, you get yourself a little fanfic. It's like when you only got a little bit of cheese and a little bit of salsa, but you just grab a tortilla and boom, you got a Satisfactory burrito. Not the most amazing one in the world, but like. It's probably better than the cheese and the tomatoes by themselves.
But I also sometimes grate cheese into my mouth. So who knows at this point?