THIS IS A JOKE - Blog Posts
I am sure that MePhone4 was born with the brainrot. His first words were “skibidi toilet”💖💖💖
And that’s the reason why Steve Cobs hates him💖
yeah he def kills the kids
I don't know shit about spiderman but I know that sometimes in canon he goes to see terminally ill kids and shows them who is under the mask but like- if the kid magically recovers or something does he have to like, kill them cuz now they know or
save space for jesus? AHH!!! WHAT IS HE DOING IN MY BEDROOM THATS A DEAD GUY IN MY ROOM!!!!
The owl house s4 actually got canceled because the show gets darker with every season and the poster would basically be pitch black
I am The Number One Queelign Fan Now.
As the only person using the tag "Elden Ring Queelign," the only one making posts about Queelign that are positive, and are one of the few people posting about him at all...
I hereby crown myself the number one Queelign fan on Tumblr at this very moment. So...
Kneel before your queen, Tarnished. For I am Maven, the Sleepy Writer and Adoptive Mother of Queelign!
/j (.. maybe . ..)
-Shitpost/incorrect quotes-
Su: (talking about project Stigma) Genocide is perfectly fine (motions to Kevin) but god forbid I have an abortion.
Kevin: abortion is wrong!
Su: and project stigma isn’t!?
Kevin: Project stigma will kill of people with no purpose and who have already lived their lives, abortion is taking away someone’s right to have a life!
Eden: Prolife Ass bitch.
(This is all a joke based off of a conversation I had with a Ai bot Kevin, abortion somehow came up and the AI was against it so I made an incorrect quote thing with it.)
Marx forgot to cite the Power of Friendship in his very extensive studies… But that’s ok, we have monkey D. Luffy
Seeing people swoon over Lilith in the hazbin hotel fandom is a tad weird because they don't really portray her story right... She did try to be on top (literally and figuratively) of Adam, but she wasn't banished to hell... SHE RAPES BABIES. YEAH. Eight day old male babies? That's her type. Jewish people circumcize their boys so that Lilith won't rape them.
You all should read a bible.
Stay yourself, stay curious
"I'd show Victorian people phones and-"
NO
no, I'd show them fake tans. I'd show them all the people who want to look darker. show then that now the beauty standard is what they thought made you look poor. I'd show all the rich people, celebrities, and politicians who use spray tans to look darker. and I'd let chaos insue.
posting this from school
Is it possible to sue a teacher for being mean
Asking for a friend
LMFAO hey tumblr folk i forgot you existed take this drawing i made last night while sleep deprived
cat boy dokja
very hot i know
youve heard of the 'shopping cart theory' now get ready for the 'laundry mat dryer theory' because there is no reason why dryers should be finished for 40 minutes and you still havent picked up youre damn clothes. 5-10 minutes is acceptable but 40! my clothes are already moldy
obi wan having his big talk introduction ™ with luke : ahhh, you're a great kid, you'll be an awesome jedi just like your dad, don't worry about it lukey ☺️☺️☺️
yoda: oh you think you got what it takes to be a jedi, you impatient bitchass pussy? smh you're just like your bastard father, virgin loser. listen, i run these streets of dagobah and i don't even know this yoda guy you're talking about, weirdo. now, i'm gonna steal your food, you're gonna eat some gross ass food i'll cook and then give me twenty headstands. matter of fact, make it forty and i might let you speak to your dead mentor. capisce blondie?
Garmadon/Misako/Kai smut with Kai fucked out begging for more please
No if ya want it then beg<3
Home decor expectations vs. reality!
If laundry piles are part of your aesthetic right now, you’re not alone! 🥲
😭🙏🏻 Wrote this for fun- Only prologue available to read so far! Bless yall, TPOF COMMUNITY WOO
😤💖 I spent 2 days straight (doing the smart/lazy method) watching tpof youtube videos and observing Derek's behavior with characters and his actions... Yalll, he is actually the most giving out of the 3 captors... #tpof spoiler, think of the action!!! Also Loveee the writing in the game, I kept being mesmerized by how immersive and amazing the pacing was!! ☺😅 I'll try to keep writing!! >:D Remember guys, this is just kinda headcanon stuff, Just a guilty pleasure story so sit tight anddddd I hope yall enjoy!!
My breath ragged and my legs shaking as I struggle to keep standing with one arm on the shower wall:
“Are we done here?”
The 3 blade razor I bought from the dollar store:
“Not even close.”
*proceeds to shave the same spot repeatedly because somehow I missed some hairs on the first two tries*
HSR CHARACTERS X AEON READER?? THEM BEING YOUR FAV???? LIKE GENSHIN SELF AWARE AU???
Aeon of protection?? Like protecting all life forms and objects of humanity?? Respecting each other??? Like just a protection path?
Bro idk but bus thoughts kick different
i just ran my hands through my hair and a Big Ass Chunk fell out
AINT NO WAY, DIED, STOP CALLING ME OUT LIKE THAT
Told her to undress me, she showed me my jee ka result kyuki nanga to usme bhi hua tha
