The Book Of Bill - Blog Posts
3d practicing..
I'm so busy with homework right now that I can't finish this art, I love this idea so muchðŸ˜ðŸ˜ I hope someday I'll finish it.....
Draw your character with Bill in group therapy
So I assume most people have heard the new Benson Boone song that came out -- y'know, Mystical Magical?
Well, thanks to Bill and Ford, every time I hear it, I CAN ONLY THINK OF THE KARAOKE NIGHT PAGE IN TBOB
SO NOW EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO
thats all thanks for coming to my TED talk or whatever
This is my first post i dont really know what to say ?!???
First guy is just me having fun drawing side profiles (kinda my human bill cipher design actually - and he has a mullet ig) and the other 3 are strangers from pinterest
The Axolotl: "Now, there'll be no more interruptions, distractions, or side plots. Bill Cipher, is there anything further you'd like to say to the Court?"
*A piano, which was notably not there beforehand, is present with Bill sitting on its bench. He flexes his fingers before drifting them towards the white-and-black keys, playing the opening notes of a tune. He then turns to face the great amphibian expectantly*
The Axolotl: "Not in the form of a song."
*Bill's eye twitches in annoyance for a moment and he closes it to gain composure before opening it back up*
Bill: "I'm innocent."
The Axolotl: "Very well."
*They move to face the jury, opening their mouth for a second to speak before being immediately interrupted by a certain triangle continuing his statement while playing a melody on the piano*
Bill: "I'm so incredibly innocent that the word 'innocent ' should be written on my face. The 'i' would stand for 'I'm innocent.' The 'n' would stand for 'nothing wrong,' which is what I've done. The 'a' would stand for—"
Ford: "That's not how you spell 'innocent.'"
Bill: "I'm sure spelling doesn't count."
The Axolotl: "Spelling counts."
*Bill's eye scrunches in annoyance at the frilled god and he does his best to side-eye them with his singular eye before placing focus back on his piano*
Bill: "Well, then 'innocent' should be spelled 'B-I-L-L' because that is how I plead!"
*The keys got louder with the pronunciation of each letter and he finished off with a selection of sweet notes, nodding in showmanship*
(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "Penultimate Peril: Part 2" of the show "A Series of Unfortunate Events".)
*Ford and Stan open the door to the Mystery Shack and step outside, exiting it*
Ford: "Now, all that stands between us and enjoying ourselves is—"
Bill: "YOUR OL' PAL AND OVERLORD, BILL CIPHER! MUAHAHAHA!"
*Ford flinches back as Bill shoves his face into his personal space, one hand of his grasping a flashlight which he flickers on-and-off as the other one waves up and down; gesturing madly*
Bill: "Zzzz—eerrk! Lightning! HAHAHA! "
*The flashlight then flickers off...permanently...leaving Bill to shake it furiously. The Axolotl walks up from behind him, wearing a white lab coat*
The Axolotl: "I cut his dramatic-entrance budget."
(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "Raiders of the Doomsday Vault!" of the series "Ducktales (2017)".)
Bill: "So, Frills, just wanted to double check. How do ethical beings feel about murder?"
The Axolotl: "It's frowned upon."
(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "Derek" of the series "The Good Place".)
Is he smiling because he's winning the game? And if so, which one?
Please ignore the chess-- it's some weird interdimensional deviation
Is he smiling because he's winning the game? And if so, which one?
Please ignore the chess-- it's some weird interdimensional deviation
So let's just say I had a very boring day in College today and the BillFord brainrot is totally not getting to meee
Soooo.... I may or may not have just spent like 4 hours hyper analyzing and defining each of these songs and why I put them on the timeline. If you're interested, I have the link to read while you listen along.
Hello hello!! I have not seen a playlist for BillFord yet, so I have coordinated a playlist in Chronological order from popular songs for them and songs I think are fitting!! Enjoy!
And here is the guide to understanding the progression!!
(btw pls help me find the artist who is the cover, I could not find the creds.)
Hello hello!! I have not seen a playlist for BillFord yet, so I have coordinated a playlist in Chronological order from popular songs for them and songs I think are fitting!! Enjoy!
And here is the guide to understanding the progression!!
(btw pls help me find the artist who is the cover, I could not find the creds.)
The aftermath
LOOK TITS!!!
Now, when I have your attention...
So I've been asked if I could draw Stanford in a bikini, and I took this job very seriously, decided to designed it and everything!
He did it... He saved the town...
Original design for the people who are curious
Yes, the tongue goes all the way through the ass crack, I'm evil and gay.
There's a Ukrainian version of this on my telegram channel if people need it: @/JackDurnenkii
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62956111/chapters/161416807
Chapter two of Fight for More than Breath is out :)
also idk why the. links arent working!
yeah hi its me again LOL anyways this is. definitely something. yknow its got a bit of everything like old man angst, old man yaoi, ford getting thrown through the ringer, some deity bill and just all around fun times :)
Back. on my Bullshit <3
hello gravity falls fans i come bearing Fruit of some kind (probably rotten fruit but hey the smell of decay is some times sweet)
Yea, Bill would have scary dog privileges. As a triangle. As a human? Wet cat. Sopping mop. Ford is HIS scary dog privilege you cannot tell me that human Bill is scarier than Ford ur LYING. Ford tried to shoot a bus driver for denying Waddles a ride, that man would jump someone for the fun of it
Its been a few weeks since Bill's release from the Theraprism. Everyone else seems to have readjusted to having him back, apart from the one person that missed him the most. Ford doesn't seem to be able to wrap his head around the other's existence. Something that his brother can't seem to puzzle out, even with the help of Bill. Until they both push a little too far. Will these toxic old men finally have a happy ending?
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Epilogue to Mandated Therapy Sucks
shameless self promo but <3 these more in the works as well ;3
killer in the mirror by set it off is the billford betrayal song no i do NOT take criticism
song: Sleep Patterns by Merchant Ships
Wait which billford fics pspspspsps
gotta say, it feels just a little surreal and silly to make a billford fic rec list in the year of our lord 2024, but hell yeah sure
There's an Endless Road by @agentquinn is one of those fics I reread like. at least once a year at this point. Post-canon, human!bill (absolute trash gremlin, as he should be), roadtrip with Bill, Stan and Ford. Cannot understate how much of a comfort fic this is to me. Do yourself a favor and read it
Also by Quinn, State of Dreaming is very much as the description of "One of Us AU, sort of". I remember for real gasping when figuring out what was going on. It's dark, it's just the right flavor of a bit surreal, it's fantastic
In All My Dreams I Drown (also by Quinn, I swear I've read fics from different authors) is a Pirates of the Caribbean AU with Bill as Calypso, Ford as Davy Jones that kickstarted me and @swiftboone talking non stop about this AU for months on end back in the day. Here's a masterpost of the AU of all of the wonderful peeps contributing to it!
While not really a billford fic, if you're on the Bill canon backstory high rn, please please PLEASE read Flat Dreams by @pengychan. It's an absolute masterpiece that very much made me weep reading back in the day. 100% one of those fics I want everyone who's into GF to have read at least once.
If you're not intimidated by long (LONG) fics, I slavishly followed Knowing Me, Knowing You by @f-imaginings back when. On surface, a typical 'bill gets trapped in a human body pre-betrayal' fic, but holy damn does it go places. equal parts rom com with an ABBA theme, equally character study/exploration with some great sci fi stuff
for something shorter, this fic by @marypsue is 100% one of my fave AU concepts of 'bill losing his own powers to make Ford a demon instead, making himself human in the process'. It's so good, bill being his usual trash baby self while coming to terms with the whole "being powerless" thing.
Anyway, these are the one's I can come up with from the top of my head! I've still got a whole heap of GF/billford fic recs under my fic rec tag, so that's another place to go searching! (and what the hell, shameless self promo of my own old fics lmao)
happy hunting for those fics my friend!!
Stan: I'd fuck your assistent.
Ford: I'd fuck my assistent too.
Bill: I'd fuck you and your assistent.
Stan: What? 😨
Ford: What?? 😳
Bill: What??? 🤨
What if We'll meet again was the last song that Scalene sang to Bill?
Maybe she realised Euclydia was being destroyed/turned into 3D and that Bill would survive that alone. So in the last minutes of Euclydia, she did what a good mother would do: try to calm down her son, singing a song that says they will meet again, even if everyone dies know.
Maybe Bill's mother was a singer or played piano, what would explain Bill's love for music.
I just imagined Bill in Ford's body dancing the Deadpool intro and recording it to terrify Ford.
(It just popped in my mind)
Normal people after ending a toxic and abusive relationship: I hope I never see my ex ever again. I have to get over this traumas and take care of myself.
Stanford after ending a toxic and abusive relationship with a triangle: I will dedicate the rest of my life to kill my ex, that's the best idea.
Which combination should I use?
(This is such an iconic line for me.)