Tf2 Soldier - Blog Posts

So, um, i did a funny background for my laptop some time ago. Aaaand many people in another social network loved it. Sooooooo, i decided to post it here. Hope ya like it too :D

Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town

I’m not the best at 3D shading…I really gave it my all

and guess what, never again :’D

edit: here’s how it looked like in the beginning!

Med Down!!!

How to Seduce the TF2 Mercs

Scout

Pay attention to him. Give him genuine compliments and honest feedback. He wants to feel loved and like he's worth someone's time.

Kisses and physical affection. Mans thinks about the time you put your hand on his shoulder for weeks.

Just say you love him, man. He's been overlooked his whole life.

Soldier

Take him seriously- don't belittle him or make jokes about how he views the world. He knows he's a little crazy but he is genuinely trying his best to make the world a better place.

Defend him!!! If someone shit talks him, punch that motherfucker in the jaw!!

Honest discussions with you asking a lot of questions, take the time to get to know him and you'll have a defender for the rest of your life.

Pyro

Much like with Soldier, defend them and take the time to get to know them.

Gifts, gifts, gifts!!! Give them gifts!

Be a little flirty ;> don't baby them! Treat them like the adult they are!

Demoman

Bro just ask to fuck. He'll probably say yes.

He loves a bold mf that knows how to take what they want. Come on to him, buy him a drink, and ask if he's got any company for the night.

If you're going for something a little more long term, just remove the sleeping aspect. Just say you're interested in getting to know him you'll most likely get a date and see how things go.

Engineer

He's a sucker for practical use gifts (i.e. mechanical oil, a new wrench, etc) or sentimental gifts (photograph of you two, love letters)

Call him handsome! Call him pretty and a gentleman! Appeal to that cowboy energy and treat him all respectful like and you'll definitely catch his interest.

If you're not the type to do all that song and dance, go the opposite route. Stump him with a logistic problem and tease him about it. He'll nonstop think about you for months and bitch about you to his sentries.

Heavy

Mikhail likes hotheads and determined people, someone who's not afraid to fight if the situation comes to it.

Ask him about general things and slowburn that mf about nice conversations until you two can talk about personal things.

Ask him to help you clean your guns! Ask him weaponry questions about what would suit you better in the field!

Medic

GET THIS MAN SOME ORGANS. GET HIM SOME FUNDING!!!! get him a lil lovebirddddd

Take the time to get to know his birds and if the birds like you, Medic automatically likes you more.

Take an interest in his medical discoveries and his life! He's a prime yapper and wants to t a l k. That's why he never shuts up when doing surgery.

Spy

Romance him traditionally, to be honest. Keep it classy and court him like the romantic he is. Roses placed in his locker, prime dinners delivered to his door, BE A ROMANTIC ABOUT IT.

If you can't dance, ask him to teach you "for a mission" (He will know that you're the one behind all the flirtatious gestures bc he's SPY)

Butter up that man like he's a piece of toast. Handsome young man who captured your heart and holds it hostage. Classy gentleman that could get away with world domination with gorgeous eyes like that.

Sniper

Don't come on too strong, he's a bristly one. Be calm and casual. Hit him with that friends to lovers.

He's more of a tough nut to crack and insecure of if you actually like him, so be sure to flood his mind with ambiguous hints when you think you see signs of him showing interest in you.

To really seal yourself in his heart, spend a lot of quality time with him! Go camping, hunting, fishing, driving, anything that gets the both of you alone and quiet.

punk shiperscout designs + punk soldier!!! :D!! tf2 punk au goes crazy

The gossip that's gonna come from this-

request!

Comic? sort of. It's chaos. Just. Pure Chaos

This is probably the dumbest comic Ive made

Live Scout reaction

i’ve never asked a question before on tumblr, but I am absolutely in love with your headcannons! So I decided to ask one:

Why did the mercenaries choose to become hired killers instead of getting a normal job?

Scout: he was desperate for money so he could support his Ma

Soldier: he kept being denied joining the army and becoming a solider, so he turned to the only company that would make him feel like one

Pyro: it was this or go back to some very dark places, but at least here they have a group of friends and not people treating them like a freak

Demoman: demolition work runs in the family but he found regular demolition to be too boring, Mann Co. allows him to make and test his own bombs

Heavy: similar to Scout, he wanted to make money to support his family but knew boxing wasn't going to cut it in the long run

Engineer: his family has always had close ties with Mann Co. and so it was more expected of him to follow that path

Medic: mercenary work for Mann Co. was the only place willing to allow him to perform his experiments, plain and simple

Sniper: there's a lot of sick people out there in the world, and he only needs one bullet per person to take them all out

Spy: this type of work is all he's ever known

ну типа лол кек чебурек

Ну типо лол

Omg they are so cuuuteeee >3

How about drawing a classic mercs in the form of cats? :D

Just support for now^^ they’re hard to draw with the little amount of references I have, so it’s taking a while.

I’ll close asks tonight before I go to sleep

COLLAB WITH @blueberryteam!!!!!!!

Happy new year! (soldier is holding pipe bomb)

I'm crying guys :']

That's amazing final✨

They're too cute 😭💕

Soldier and engineer :^

Looks better than other works '0'

I hope it will look funny in the end

Fem soldier

Old arts :']

nothing personal buddy

MERCS AND MISS P AS LPS!!!!!!

AWWWWWW😭😭😭😭

Tf2 x Sanrio !

I picked which character I thought fit each of them the best! :3 I’ll post individual close ups next!

Lil dump (i really like how i drew spy here 😋)

Im cryingggg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

There was more that I wanted to draw before the end of the year but I didn’t give myself enough time. Still, I’m happy that I got to finish what I could!! And I hope everyone has a wonderful New Year! :]

they're silly

Yoo, what shoes he got on🔥🔥🔥

The nefarious pea shooter

I DONT SHIP THEM BUT THIS FUCKING KILLED ME ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Idk how to comment this...

He has a point

Moments before soldier kicks scout's ass

WTF IS A KILOMITEERRRR🇺🇲🇺🇲💯🦅💯🦅💯🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲