Tf2 Sniper - Blog Posts
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Not mine :P
I found this, and I love it so much, I hope everyone has a nice day ^_^
Not mine :P 🇺🇸❤️
I found this on Pinterest, and I think it's very funny, so I decided to post it on here. I couldn't find it on YouTube, but I know it's there
And sorry if it looks bad. That's how I found the video
Hello bestie
sniper MARRIAGE headcanons?????
¿por favor 🥺?
[*sigh* How could I NOT do it 🤌]
TF2 Sniper x Reader Marriage headcanons [romantic]:
> Marriage is important thing. It shows how two people love and trust each other deeply, caring about another, knowing their partner, loving them for perfections and imperfections. And it was something Sniper value.
> For Sniper marriage is a HUGE step. You'd have to date him for... 5-6 years to even think about something like that. Luckily for you, you are someone special for Sniper, who was happiest man on earth when wedding happend
> At first he would be kinda nervous, maybe even anxious about it. It is a huge step after all, and he didn't wanted to fall into canyon making it. He might even regret it. Not that he doesn't love you, but in a way that something might change, and he prefers when things...stay the same.
> He is going to wake up before you do, occasionally make you something before he heads over to work. It won't be anything fancy, nah. Something easy, simple and fast to make, but he puts a lot of work into it, he cooks you something that is probably much better than 5 minute microwave garbage.
> He plans a date for your once a month, to spend proper time with you alone, far away from people. He just wants to be with you and only you.
> He will be much more comfortable with taking his clothes off around you, and show you his scars. Around you he feels....free and With you, he doesn't have to look behind his back every second, he doesn't have to be fully focused, stressed all the time. With you, he can lie back on the bed, close his eyes and relax
> You two gonna have your own inside joke or tradition, like you taking his hat so he has to kiss you to get it back
> Low voice sneak attacks! Oh he knowsss you love his voice. If you are doing anything, from cleaning to reading a book, he will lean over your shoulder and in a quiet voice tell you about his day. It feels more personal to him when he can tell you about his thoughts when he is this close to you
> Nicknames my dear, you wil gain more of them for sure!
> People told him how his smile is "creppy" or "weird" , it's a reason why he doesn't smile to people with his teeth, but around you, he just can't help but but to turn his frown upside down
> This man would fucking die for you or throw himself at a crocodile with nothing more than a razor blade and a piece of chicken. He wants you to feel safe around him, knowing that no matter what happens he will be with you.... while aiming a sniper rifle at anyone who even breaths at you wrong.
> He observed his parents when he was little, he watched how they laughe, argue, scream, cry and love each other for many years. He sometimes thought what would it be like to be someone's someone, now he does... thanks to you.
I had this idea and I NEED to get it out
Ofc feel free to ignore this tho
Sniper x gn other team reader who seems to always figure out where he is. It's like they have this weird spidey sense type thing. Like, they'll look directly into his scope or fire a warning shot next to him when he hasn't seen them yet.
Maybe they've even sniped him once with like a handgun or something cuz he pissed them off
Like I can imagine how much of a loop it would throw him through
Also, if he could be a pining loser, that would be great
Ooh also what if he also noticed how they're particularly brutal with the rest of his team but not him (examples above) because they have a soft spot for / crush on him too
[I can't express how MUCH I love this idea! Thank you for this ask it was fun to write it! Have fun reading!]
Warning shots
◇ TF2 Sniper x GN!Reader [crush]
Badlands, where setting sun gives you third degree burns and gravel is treated like gold, a place where lays control point, ready to be taken over by one of the two teams, and belive when I say, it is no easy thing to do. The point was active for some time now, but no one on the teams managed to get it before they were shot down, dying in their own pool of blood and coming back to life, trying all over again.
Meanwhile Sniper was on his was to changes places to confuse his opponents, firing from high place, his scope scanning the corners and waiting for some idiot to take a peek and find themselves with a bullet in their skull.
Another warning shoot. This time bullet made a hole in his hat. Bugger. How?? He just got here! He didn't even fired his weapon! What kind of six sense bullshit is this! Alright, alright... there is no time to think about it, he has a job that needs to be done. Again, he decided to change his position, walking to the comple opposite side of the war zone.
"Steady... Steady..." Sniper mumbled to himself while aiming at the enemy Heavy's head. Then BAM, bullet hit, creating hole in wooden plank next to his head. Sniper moved away from the window, completely caught off guard. He was sure it was a good spot and none one will be able to find him this quickly ! No matter. He decided to change his position, it was not a good idea to try to shoot again from the same spot when someone knew he was there. He passed Engineer's nest and found for himself better spot to try again. He aimed carefully, grinned when dot from his scope pointed on Medic's head and-...
Bang!
He found much better spot this time, far away from the control point but close enough for him to land every shoot. Finally, he can continue his job without any surprises. Sniper looked through his scope and noticed- You. He was ready to pull the trigger when suddenly you turned your head to the left and looked directly at him. Sniper felt weird tingle on his neck. Did...Did you noticed him? No... it's impossible, he is too far away! But there you were, staring directly into his scope, completely aware of his current position. Were you the one who knew where he had always been? His eyebrows knit together, as he was aiming at your head, but you were quicker and pullet trigger on your handgun, shooting Sniper right into the shoulder three times.
Sniper did the only reasonable thing, which was running away to find the closests med kit. As he was runing he thought about....this. This weird treatment you were giving him. Besides Pyro and Solider you are one of the most violent mercenary on your team, always finishing your targets in the most brutal and extreme way possible, and yet you, of all people, were giving him warning shoots! Twice ! It was....strange...
This situation for you two was a tradition at this point. Whenever Sniper was trying to shoot someone down, you were there to send your bullet ricochet next to him, suddenly shout "Sniper ahead!!" and let rest of your team know he is watching. Or you'll turn around and stare at him as if you were saying "I always know where you are."
It annoyed him. His ego was damaged now, because of you and your stupid abnormal senses. Only times he could get a kill at this point was when you were respawning or when enemy Spy failed to backstab him. Was he even allowed to call himself a professional now?? You were now his biggest priority on the battlefield, he was constantly waiting for you to show up just to land a shoot on you. Not even to kill you, even a simple bruse was enough for him. It trapped him into a tunel vision that resulted in him dying several times to the rest of your team.
Well.
Sniper was aiming at respawn machine, waiting for you to come out. He didn't even hear footsteps creeping up behind him. He only realized someone was behind him when he was pulled by the shoulder, and pinned against the wall by- you!
How-
When-
Looks like Sniper forgot that this respawn had two exits. You were holding him for...quite a while not. Both of you stared at each other, not moving an inch.
...
...
...
...
This was akward.
....what the bloody hell was that?!
Sniper felt sweat on his eyebrows and how his face is getting warmer from the embarrassed. You smirked before letting him go and you-
Just-
Walked away...
He should be dead! But you just decided to spare him? Why??? And that look on your face... He always saw you stare at him, but only now he saw your eyes up close...they looked... surprisingly pleasant to look at.
Now you're stuck in his head. Constantly teasing each other with shots and looks. Sniper felt better, knowing he wouldn't be butchered by you like the rest of his team. Was he this special? Were you...special to him? Each thought about you made his cheeks shine in pink and clouded mind with this weird soft feeling. But don't think only he did! Ha! Come on, it was obvious you have soft spot for this Australian man. It was not hard to miss when you shredded enemy team like nothing, and only Sniper was able to somehow "Get away" or just "Suddenly disappeared". The tingling, almost spider like sense made you detect him like on radar, which was the reason why you found it so hard to not think about him.
You two found a reeallllly interesting way to flirt with each other heh.
Hi. I want to make a suggestion: Their s/o goes completely missing. How does the mercs react?
If not all mercs, van I suggest Sniper, Soldier and Engineer?
TF2 Mercs reacting to s/o going missing - [platonic, romantic]
Mercenaries: (Sorry I didn't do all of them): Scout, Solider, Sniper, Spy and Engineer
Scout:
> Scout is the first one to notice your absence. He walks around the base looking for his bud but when unsuccessful his first thought will be "Ah, they probably went on a mission or something" and goes back to continue his activities
> When some time passes Scout starts to worry. Sure he could understand that some contracts are hard to finish but everyone were always back before day ends. And you are still not back.
> He can't stand it and decides to look around the base trying to find you. Unsuccessful after his research Scout is getting more worried
> I imagine him runing around from room to room, asking some guys about you only to hear that you still aren't back. Oh boy where are you?
> His reaction that you are missing next day fills him with worry. Why? How?! Where are they?! Why did they disappeared??
> First one to volunteer to look for you
> If you are his partner or if you have crush on each other be ready to be swarm with hugs and worried fast talk after this
> After you are found his first reaction is to put his arms around your shoulders and ask milion questions. Where were you, etc. Now he won't leave you for a whole week. "What? Noooo I wasn't worried about you, but don't disappear like that!" won't admit it but he missed you. A lot.
Solider:
> He won't see your absence at first, it will take some time for him to realize there was supposed to be 10 and not 9 people around
> He will shrug it off thinking you are just away
> He is going to find out you are missing only when someone points out your absence to him in person
> "SHALL KNOW NO FEAR MAGGOT!! MISSING WILL BE FOUND!!" He screams out loud, while running to the next room to look for you
> Alright.... it's been some time now. Where are you?... He is going to miss you buddy. He cares for his team, and is actually worried.
> When you are found he will lecture you how to not get kidnapped or lost again. That especially applies if you are his partner (you won't escape crushing night cuddles)
> Give him love, he missed you a lot, even if he doesn't show it
Sniper:
> He notices your absence after a while. Does it make him worry about you? Nope. He is going to come back to him van or practice his sniping skills not thinking about your disappearance too much. You all have a lot of work to do after all
> Hours will pass before he finnaly decides to look for you. Just to see where you are so he wouldn't have to think about it anymore
> When checking your most visited spots don't bring him any luck he'll ask some of teammembers about you.
> When it brings no luck he decides to look for you on his own. Come on.... where are you mate.
> After you are back safe and sound expect him to be not far away from you for.... three or more days, watching you from far away. Just to be sure you won't disappear without a word.
>If you are in relationship with him, he won't show any signs of beeing worried, but privately he'll give you a hug, or hold your hands close to his face
> He missed you... and he is glad you are back
Spy:
> He know you are missing before anyone does.
> He know his teammates well, from their activities to schedules and habits. He is a Spy after all, his job is to mimic people.
>When you are not doing something that according to his observation, you were supposed to do, he is going to look for you (invisible of course)
> Strange.... you are not here... not in your favourite spot... not around your favourite people. This.... is bad news.
> He lets everyone know you are missing, and is the first to volunteer to look for you
> Back at the base he isn't going to stick around you very long. Just long enough to know you are well. He is kind enough to make you a drink
> When you are that one special person close to him, know he is going to take you to his room to give you best treatment you have ever received in your entire life. He will ask questions, how, who, what, why's and all that. Be patient with him, he wants to know details.
> Kisses on cheeks and hands, to let you know he missed you
Engineer:
> He is a busy man, but he is observant one too and is going to notice you aren't around.
> Will ask around first instead of looking for you by himself. When answer won't satisfy him, this is when he'll look for you.
> Is the first one to rase the alarm to let everyone know you are missing
> Come on.... where are you?? It isn't like you to just be gone for so long...
> He is the one to find you and bring you back safely. Is the one to give you check up alongside Medic
> Expect him to ask you a lot of questions, just to be sure you are feeling alright. Will not leave your side for a while and is going to check on you from time to time bringing cookies or something to drink, like water or tea
> "Darlin' stay with me will Ya? Just... want to be with you" He is sweet one, wanting best for his partner, in the romantic way too. He doesn't want you to be missing again when he is being distracted with his work. Hold his hand and kiss him! He wants to be sure you are save dear...
Can we see a fic with Sniper angst? He's my skrunkle and I want to put him in a blender.
[𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾!𝖧𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗇𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀!💀🌌]
𝖶𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗉𝗌𝖾.
✩ Tf2 Sniper [warning: angst, mentions of death, blood, respawn effect ]
Cold wind blow at Sniper's face as he walked back to his van after successful misson on Double Corss. It was tough battle, they were close to loosing this one, fortunately Scout manage to secure intelligence at the last second. It was one of the longest battles for Sniper yet, his back was full on new scars from Spy's butterfly knife, his hands were tried from constantly reloading his rifle. Finally he opened doors to his van, and put away his tools. He was too tried to take a bath, his muscles refused to do any task, rest was the only thing his body craved. Sniper took his battle uniform off, to change to something more light. After he changed, without a thought he layed down on his bed, closing his tried eyes and falling asleep.
Suddenly Sniper woke up to loud bang outside. Without a thought he grabed his kukri and slowly opened the door. He walked outside, shaking a bit from cold, looking aroud the source of loud noise. It was hard to see anything because around him thick fog started to form. He shook his head, before mumbling to himself.
"It was probably a wind..."
He turned around but this time bang was louder. He turned around quickly and noticed someone running away, without a thought Sniper run after them. Who was that? Was it Scout trying to prank him? Someone from the BLU Team wanting to take a revenge on him? He run, as fast as could, his vision focused on mysterious figure, when suddenly he triped over something. He was already pissed that someone woke him up in the middle of the night, and that someone just got away with it, so he quickly stood up and kicked whatever made him trip. At this moment his rage evaporated, as he looked down at the thing that made him fall. It was...his own dead body. He backed away and stepped into puddle of blood. He turned around only to see his body penetrated by the arrow, pinned to the wall as blood was dripping down on dark wooden floor. Sniper froze in place, i mean what would you do if you saw your own body like this? This is when he heard another bang, this time it was closer. In that moment another body feel through the doorframe, with bullet hole in his chest, choking on it's own blood before freezing in place, with eyes staring straight at the floor. Sniper backed away, not sure what to do. What to do? Run. Run! This is what was in Sniper's head right now, he needed to run to hide, to survive. Each step he took, another bang was heard, and another body apeared in front of him. His body. Dead body. He noticed an old wooden door in front of him. As he run towards them he heard footsteps behind him, getting closer and closer, as if someone or something was chasing after him. He heard a bang and bullet missed his ear by inch. Someone was shooting at him! He ran, as fast as he could, just to reach that door, to hide, to take cover, anything! Finally he managed to close door behind him, he quickly formed small blockade with wooden boxes he found to prevent whoever was after him to enter the room.
He looked around, noticing he was in the respawn room. It was always the safe place for his team, place where they can heal or gather necessary things, argue, plan things but now, he was there alone. Only noise he heard was air blowing from the ventilation system. He never wondered before how it all works, how is it possible that he can just apear again, alive and continue to live as if death didn't exist for him, but the longer he stood in that room, the more he craved the answer. Small drop of water feel on his head, then another...and another. He looked up, to see broken pipe, bit also something next to it. A fuse box, stuck to the ceiling with warning sign painted on it. Sniper reached his hand up and opened it revealing- a button. A simple red button. He wanted to press it- but... should he? What does it even do? Is it worth to take the risk? But he had to know....he needed to know how is possible that each time bullet takes his life away, he always manages to come back as if nothing had happened. Silence filled the room, air blowing from the ventilation, drops continuing to fall on his head, as he slowly moved his hand close to the button. Drop....drop....drop.....
. . .
He did it.
Sniper was hold his hand up, after pressing the button. He looked around wondering if this action changed anything but nothing was happening for a long while. This is when something started to drop on his face again, it wasn't pure and clean like water, instead it was dark and red...it was blood. The button he pressed started to melt, soon falling on his face as if someone pour bucket of water at him. He rub hands against his face to rub it off, cursing as his vision now turned red.
When he finnaly was able to see he realized he was outside again, now surrounded not by two or four corpses, but hundreds of them, all in deferent positions, all killed in deferent ways. This is when he heard a whistling behind him, he turned around to see figure walking towards him. Each step figure made was filling Sniper with fear. Why? Why was he so scared of it? He is a mercenarie, a hired killer! So why is he so scared of....dying. he died before so why is he so scared of it now. Maybe it was a thought he held in his head for a really long time, a scenario he wanted to hide deep in his head, wishing to never consider such possibility again but here it was again this sick question in his brain, scenario what if. And as he started at that figure approaching him he asked himself: What if I won't come back this time?
BANG
Bullet missed his cheek by inches, forcing Sniper to back away. He left fear for the first time, realising what he has done. He needs to run. RUN! He isn't going to respawn again, when he is shoot he is dead, there is no coming back, only....nothing. Sniper run as fast as he could stepping over his own corpses, splashing his boots in the puddles of blood. He noticed something in front of him, it was his van! All he needed to do is to get inside, start the engine, drive away and he will be safe again. Soon he felt something grabbing his leg. When he looked down he noticed it was one of hia corpses, then another one moved reaching for his arm. It didn't take long for Sniper to realized that they all are moving towards him, screeching and screaming at the same time. He panicked and started to run again, this time faster than before, struggling to move as another hand grabbed him by his arms or legs pulling him back. It went for so long... so agonising long... for Sniper it felt as if he was running for hours, he was close yet so far away from his only way out of this situation, each step feeling more and more heavy when suddenly he was pulled back with great force. He was pinned to the ground, as mysterious figure who was hunting all this time walked up to him, holding the same kukri he walked out with outside. He looked up only to see huge knife swing up and with all force down, slashing his neck. One swing, two swing, blood splashed everywhere. Sniper let out loud scream of pain, scared of what's to come. He can't respawn, he won't be able to come back. There was no going back, all he could do now was to close his eyes...
When he opened them again he was greet with....nothing. Nothing but black void. He couldn't move, he couldn't breathe. He felt like fire was burning his skin off, like he was drowing in deepest part of the sea, alone, helpless. Make it stop, MAKE IT STOP! What is this place?! It's agony to be here! LET HIM GO!
"DON'T LET ME DIE!" Sniper screamed. He quickly stood up hitting his head on the ceiling of the van. He took a deep breath, slowly realizing that is now back in his bed, sweating, tears runing down his cheeks, heart beating wildly. Was it- another hallucinations? Sniper pinched himself, once, twice, then he hit his arm over to wall. Yup, this pain was real, he was real, he wasn't dead. For a while Sniper sit on his bed, staring at the floor, breathing in and out to calm himself or at least understand what was that. A nightmare. It was a all a dream, it wasn't real.
He spend another thirty minutes, laying down on bed thinking about it, soon slowly forgetting most of this nightmare. He began to wonder what caused this? Overworking? Stress? A warning? Or maybe his consciousness I tried to tell him something...
At this point Sniper was too tried to think about it any longer, he decided to go back to sleep, this time, fortunately, not getting any nightmares for the rest of the night, which was good, because he needed to wake up to his job tomorrow, to start the cycle of fighting, dying respawning again. And again...and again....and again....and again....and again....and again.
[This request was something deferent for me, it was the first time for me to write something like that so I do hope you liked this story and it's theme 💀]
[Since it's SPOOKY MONTH and I haven't wrote anything for the past 4 weeks...i decided to drop this]
TF2 Vampire Sniper x Reader headcanons [crush]:
◇ warning: swearing, mentions of blood
[please guys those are just headcanons for the au, this is just my vision of it]
> At first glance I think you wouldn't notice he might be a vampire. But sharp teeth, pale skin, and the fact that he ALWAYS wears glasses could give it away
> You would see him drag corpses of BLU on the side after a successful match. He would make excuses like "Oh. I just bring them for Doc".
> First time he bit you? Probably after an unsuccessful round at night when you visit his nest. He would corner you, check maybe pin you down, just to keep you still as he is sucking the blood out of your veins
> "BiTE oN tHE nECK iN A rOManTiC s€Xy wAY?!" Fuck no! That shit would hurt as fuck! You would feel tired and sick, depending on how much blood you've just lost by this Australian mosquito.
> Of course he wouldn't just leave you alone and let you bleed out, he would take you to Medic as fast as possible
> I see him as type of guy who would apologise only if he is in one on one conversation with you
>Then you two would get closer to each other, now that you know his not-so-secret secret, I bet you have a lot of questions
> Spy bothers you? Not anymore! Your vampire co-worker is here to save your a$$. Might bring you a necklace made out of a French man's teeth, as a gift
> Surprise low teasing voice. He would take advantage of it, sneaking up on you and whispering to your ear from time to time. I mean come on, have you heard his voice lines?
> Out of an act of kindness he would stop drinking blood in front of you if he find out you don't feel comfortable with it. But if you don't care then he will just chill with you.
> Will be protective of you. Knowing RED Sniper is a vampire, BLU Sniper has to be one too. He doesn't want you to get hurt so when you fight he is always keeping an eye on you from his nest
> First kiss? Probably by complete accident or just because. No, I am serious. He would just walk up to you, kiss you on the cheek, stare and walk away. No explanation, nothing
> When asked what was that he would just respond: "Ya still had some blood on your cheek."
> Holding you by each others pinky's in public, holding hands or cuddling in private
> Speaking of cuddling, he loves how warm you are, so when you two are alone expect him to be clingy and hug you close to his chest
> He would lick his teeth when he's bored or when he is around you, knowing it will make you flustered
> He naps upside down from the ceiling, sometimes scaring the fuck out of you
Ok behold my first ask... a sequel to the sniper x masc rookie reader thats a bit more romantic if you dont mind. Also perhaps even art for it or just a drawing of sniper :>
Hunting for sunset
◇ TF2 Sniper x Masculine Reader [romantic]
Art by me♡°•
You worked for RED Team for over a year now, and you were doing a great job! Your skills were useful in battle agains robots, but today you fought agains BLU.
It was hard for you at first, seeing clones of people that you live with was confusing but you adapted quickly. You stood next to the Medic, protecting him from BLU Spy, who was eager to get revenge on him. You noticed BLU Heavy charging at you, you preprepared your weapon, ready to fight, until you noticed red dot on Heavy's fourhead and soon- BAM. BLU Heavy was shoot right in the head. You knew exactly who to thank for that.
"Thanks mate!" You shouted at Sniper. He waved at you, before changing his position. Today Sniper was going great! Enemy team couldn't even cross the bridge because they all have been shot down by him, but it was hard for your team to get in and grab their intelligence.
After couple of minutes you noticed Scout runing out with the intelligence on his back. You wanted to cheer for him when he shouted.
"They have übercharge!"
This is when from behind the corner BLU Solider run out and shoot Scout with two rockets. He looked at you and Medic smiling and laughing ready to strike. Both of you ran inside, waiting for über effect to end. You noticed BLU Medic fleeing but no Solider in sight, you thought he run into the sewers instead of runing after you, but BLU Solider had much deferent plans, he rocket jump into Sniper's nest. You heard him screaming in surprise, and without a thought you run as fast as you can to help him.
Meanwhile Sniper and Solider were fighting with their melee weapons. Looks like Solider was out of the ammunition for his rocket launcher but he was still eager to fight, trying to hit his opponent with a shovel. Sniper dodged his attacks as much as he could, but it was hard for him since Solider manage to break his leg. Soon Sniper fell on the ground as Solider pined him down with his boot.
"Not so brave when you are close to your enemy are you? Now hear this camper, you are not wanted on my beloved battlefield!!" On these words Solider swing his shovel above his head, Sniper closed his eyes, ready to respawn any second when he felt pressure coming off of him.
You grabed BLU Solider by his uniform and throwed him against the wall.
"Keep that shovel in the dirt private!" You shouted.
"You will regret that Maggot! AHHHHHH!!!!"
You and Solider started a fight. You were punching him with your fists, and pining him to the wall. Sniper watched it all laying down in the corner. Soon Solider manage to pin you to the floor.
"I joined this team just to kill maggots LIKE YOU!" He shouted. You started to choke when you heard familiar sound in front of you.
BEEP BEEP
"I wish you... a nice...FLIGHT!" You kicked Solider with you legs right into his chest pushing him through the doorfarme into another room.
"Ha! You need to try ha-" unfortunately he didn't finish his insult, because level two secntry in another room shoot him in seconds. You stood up, beaten up but feeling alright. You looked at Sniper and you run up to him.
"Are you alright?" You asked.
"I'm fine mate. Just bleedin' on the floor" he said while trying to stand up, but he hissed from the amount of pain he felt.
"Don't move. I will help you"
"How are you-"
This is when Sniper stoped talking as you gently picked him up. You were holding him close to your chest while walking to the respawn room.
"Am I even weigh anything to you?" He asked while holding his hand over his red cheek.
"Not really. It's like holding a cute puppy"
"Cute?" He asked.
"Uh. I mean um- you- well. You just reminde me of one! That's all!" You answered in panick as your face started to get warmer from the embarrassment. Soon you both get to the respawn room. Sliding garage doors opened, from where Demoman and Scout walked out. Both of them were staring at you two, then Demo looked at corpse of Solider in the other room.
"Ay, what did we miss?" demo asked. In the meantime Scout was giggling for some reason while looking at Sniper that was looking back at him angry and embarrassed.
"Oh ho ho! So you did it then?" Scout rased his eyebrow at you two. You didn't really know what he means. This is when Sniper answered.
"No Scout. I didn't." he said it almost hissing at him.
"Did what?" You asked
"Rookie I don't know if ya noticed but I'm bleadin' in the middle of the corridor so if ya could."
"Oh right right!" You ran inside and put him next to the supply cabinet. He took bandages out of it and started to heal his leg.
"Thanks mate"
"No problem! So, what is it you wanted to do?"
"I...uh." his face got red again as he was trying to say something but he couldn't.
"Hey if you don't want to say it you don't have to. It's okey" You gently smiled at him.
"Mate I-"
VICTORY
You heard administrator voice through megaphone and croud of people cheering. Looks like your team manage to secure the enemy intelligence.
"What is it you wanted to say again?"
"I... oh it's not important. Oi wanted to ask if ya want to shoot them from the distance with me but looks like we missed that chance."
"It's alright. We can try next time. Now, come on, I hear them dancing conga already"
After another great victory you all drove back to your main base. All of you sat in common room cheering and drinking.
"Ohhhh yea! We did it! Have you seen their faces when Medic used his über on me? Ha!" Scout bragged.
"Of course we did. We also zaw you gettin' blown up by BLU Demoman's stickys while you were laughing at their Scout's corpse" Spy commented while taking a sip of his drink.
Everyone laughed while Scout was trying to deny it, saying he just didn't saw them.
"Ay but have ya seen what newbie did? They manage to fist fight BLU Solider and thay won!"
"Zat is impressive" Medic complement you.
"HA! I knew he wasn't a true American! I wouldn't lost against you" Solider shouted.
"I think there is a hight chase of you losing partner. Ya have the same strength as him" said Engi while putting his hand over Solider's shoulder. On those words Solider punched the table with his fist.
"That is a lie! I bet I could win with you right now! I will prove you I'm no weak maggot!"
"Wow wow! Maybe don't fight like that. How about hand wrestling?" Engi proposed.
"Alright then! We shall wrestle on hands!" Excited, Solider put his hand on the table "Bring it on cupcake"
You happly stood up to the challenge, you rolled up your sleeves revealing you stong muscles, not noticing Sniper almost choking on his drink. The war has begun. You and Solider hold your hands in the middle at the same time, Scout commented, Demoman cheered, Pyro happly clapped their hands, Medic started taking notes, Heavy observed in silence, Engineer was the judge, Spy watched while smoking his cigarette and Sniper? He watched, quietly cheering for you.
This batter was hard but after some time Solider's hand started to go down and three,two, one AND YOU WON!
"HAHAHA! I WON 10 BUCKS!" Demo cheered while grabing 10 dolars from Spy.
"Good job mate!" Sniper shook your shoulder and you put your hand against his while celebrating.
Party continued, you were talking with Spy when you noticed that Sniper was nowhere around. You wanted to look for him when Pyro walked up to you.
"Oh hello Pyro! What can I do for you?" You asked. On these words Pyro gave you small letter.
"Hudda hudd mmmhm! Mhmmm mm! Hudda hu mmm!" You couldn't understand everything but the words you could make out was that it was from Sniper. You opened and read it. He was asking you to meet up at wheat field nearby. You excused Spy and thanked Pyro for the letter, wondering why he didn't ask you out in person.
After some time you noticed him. Tall man with his hat on, looking at the sunset. He turned his head and smiled when he noticed you.
"Glad to see ya actually came"
"You weren't sure if Pyro will deliver letter without setting in on fire?" You joked, while standing right next to him.
"A bit. But they were the only person oi could trust with this letter. They didn't ask too many questions"
You both look at the sun that was setting behind the horizon, before he took his hat off.
"Rookie, there is somethin, oi need to tell ya. And it's somethin' stupid and probably insane"
"Whatever you'll say it will be nothing compared to what Solider says on the daily basis" you giggled. This is when you noticed his cheeks are getting red as he nervously twists his hat.
"Listen. We know each other for some time now and I'm enjoyin' your company. Compered to the others ya make me feel... I can't even say how but ...ya just make me feel more than just happy"
He paused before speaking again.
"Listen rookie, what I'm tryin' to say is that...I like you. No. I love you. In the way that you think. Because I...love ya"
You looked at him for a moment, as you both stood in silence. He...loves you?
"See? Shit I knew it was insane. I swear I'll kill Scout for encurin' me to do this I-"
"I love you too." You answerd. He looked at you shocked.
"What?"
You walked up to him, smiling slightly.
"I...love you too" you took hat from his hands and put it back on his head "Was it the muscle or my charm?"
On those words Sniper's face got red as he pushed you, making you fall. You chukled while looking up at him, shining bright in the beems of setting sun. He fixed his hat and looked at you, laying on the ground.
"Let's say...both." Sniper answered while fixing his hat. You catched his hand and pulled him close to yourself and kissed his cheek. You looked at each other before both of you stared to laugh again. You stood up with him, looking into his eyes that were hiding behind orange glasses. Even without words, both of you could understand each other. He put hand over your cheek, as you smiled and rubbed his hand.
"So? What now?" You asked.
"Now, let's enjoy this moment..." he sat down patting space next to him. You sat next to him, leaning over his shoulder while you both looked at setting sun, you felt cold slow wind that was moving the wheat, making it look like a golden ocean and you couldn't help but smile as you hold his hand.
Meanwhile Scout and Pyro were cheering in the background, as Engineer was smiling and cheering for both of you, Medic was taking photos, Demoman (drunk) cried with joy, Solider saluted, Heavy smiled and nodded and Spy shruged his shoulders wishpering.
"Finally."
[Hope you enjoyed it! Can't wait to write your other requests! I'm having so much fun writing them! @zeldot ]
Ok, I'm about to take you up on that offer again: sniper x masculine, slightly stoic reader, once again a crushing on each other scenario.
Hes showing the reader the ropes with sniping, which he doesnt usually do but maybe this is some kind of thing where the reader is a new merc, who's generally trained in martial arts and knows how to use different weapons, but trying to figure out what combat style they like best.
The reader is pretty well aware about how the mercs are, so things like sniper's jarate jars aren't something the reader questions.
I hope you dont mind,this one's a lot more specific ^^
[Yoooo!!! Nah it's great! Get ready for story m8!]
Rookie and a professional
◇ TF2 Sniper x Masculine reader [crush,romantic]
You walked through long halway into small office, where Miss Pauling was sitting on a chair. You sat in front of her desk, as she was reading her paper's. It seem like she didn't notice you at all.
"Miss Paul-"
"Ah! Oh. It's just you. I was too focused on reading papers that- nevermind. So, it seems you walked around our base, you get to know your surroundings a bit, now we should talk about your role on the battlefield"
She opened small box with files, as she went through them you felt calm and confident because you knew you had what it takes to do this job, but you didn't know what role you'll take.
"There we go. Hm. Interesting. It seems you have a lot of experience with different weapons. From explosives to rockes and so on"
"Yes. Let's say I'm no stranger to guns" you answered.
"Great! So, I will assign you to your role based on what you want to do. So? Any preferences?"
"Well..." you started "I'm not exactly sure. I'm still trying to figure it out."
"Huh. Well that complicates things..."
Both of you stayed quiet for couple of seconds before Miss Pauling spoke again.
"Ah! I have an idea. Perhaps you can try out different styles of combat, and our mercs can help you with it. You will see prons and cons of different classes and then we can decide what role will you take! That sounds like a good idea, right?"
"I guess it's alright"
"Great!" she wrote something on peace of paper before handing it to you.
"This is a list of classes you will check out today. You will meet Heavy, Solider and Sniper. If they won't convince you, then we can try tomorrow with the rest"
You took note she gave you and shook your head.
"Alright. I will inform you about the results"
"Okey then. Be sure to- ah crap" that was the last words she said to you before she pick up the phone that was ringing constantly and she was too busy now to even say goodbye to you. You walked out and check the list you received from her. First was Heavy.
"So you're Heavy right?"
"Да (Yes)" answer you big man with heavy Russian accent.
"I'd like to know more about your class." You asked.
"Heavy can tell you about the most important things in Heavy's asset. Is his gun that Heavy shoots with." as he was spoke, he put his gun on the table, that almost broke under it's pressure.
"Okey that's a nice gun... but I'd like to know-"
"Tiny man does not want to know about Heavy's gun?" he asked.
"I just want to know what do you do on the battlefield"
"Heavy shots with his gun. Gun is effective. This is all you need to know" he answered.
"I know, but I-"
"Heavy.shots.his.gun. And that is all you need to know."
You were not convinced by Heavy but you continued to speak with him. He mostly wanted to talk about his gun and constantly avoided questions about his strategys he had on the field. You also made himnextra mad when you asked if you can touch his gun.
Next was Solider.
"You see this son!?" he asked you in his loud comanding voice.
"Yes. It's a American flag-"
"That's rrrrrrighttt!! And you will fight on this battlefield for it! And believe me when I say it won't be as easy as drop kicking a toddler!"
"Mhm. Yes, so speaking of battlefield, how do you get behind your enemies" on those words he jumped and for a second you saw his angry eyes from under his helmet.
"Behind? BEHIND?! I'M NO COWARD! I run straight into the battle! I crush my enemies and attack them right away!"
"But you give away your position. You should sometimes stay and wait before you-" yet you couldn't finish your sentence before Solider climb on the table and pointed his finger at you.
"ONLY COWARDS AND COMUNISTS HIDE IN THE SHADOWS BEFORE THEY STRIKE! WE SCREAM OUR GLORY OUT OF THOSE LUNGS AS LONG AS WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO BBBRRRREATH!! So better listen up maggot, because now I will teach you how to fight with nothing but a shovel and piece of raw chicken!"
"Right..." Solider was...not it. He knew how to use many types of weapons sure, but you left after he suggested that he'll show you how to fist-fight with your opponents while completely naked and covered in honey. After another rather disappointing journey you were left with the last option for today.
You walked to the high wooden tower. You felt the smell of cigarette and piss. When you reached the top you noticed a man with hat over his face. You walked up to him, thinking he must be asleep, and as you tried to reach his shoulder to woke him up, he caught your hand and looked at you from behind big orange glasses.
"What aye you doin' rookie?" he asked while shoving your hand away.
"I thought you were asleep that's all. I need training from you."
"Training? For what?"
"I want to find out what place should I take in the team and Miss Pauling wanted me to try out your- combat style"
"Try out? Snipin' isn't somethin' ya try out. You have to put everythin' in it, you need to focus and remember that each shoot matters. And no offense but you look like someone who is workin' in the offense than defence, so ask someone else" he stood up from his chair and looked at you.
"And oi don't give lessons. I'm no teacher" you wanted to talk away but you can't give up so easly.
"Okey. You aren't a teacher, but you are a professional right? I'm a professional myself, so I know how important taking order is, especially from your boss. I'm fine with you not teching me but I bet that Miss Pauling will remember it. Unless of course you want to tell her yourself that you couldn't stood up to the challenge" you looked at him as he sighed and picked up his rifle.
"First things you should know is how to hold your weapon" he started. You smirked, as you started to take notes.
"Put that down and come here."
"Why?"
"Ya won't learn anythin' by standin' still and writin' with a pen. Here." He gave you his weapon and put chair in front of the balcony. You sat down and hold it tight. He pointed at training ground where you noticed moving in left and right target practice dummy.
"You see this? I want you to shoot it."
Without question you did as he asked, you pulled the trigger, shot and- you missed.
"Shit...No matter. I'll try again." you mumbled to yourself while you relodead his weapon. You shot at least three times before you hit something, unfortunately it was just an empty tin.
"Blood hell, you're awful." he said while walking up to you.
"That's why I came to you. Maybe you can tell me what I'm doing wrong then?" you asked while aiming at dumny again.
You heard deep sigh and soon you left his hands over your shoulders and your back. He started fixing your posture, soon he lowered down to your ear and whisper:
"Realx...You're always shakin' your hand before you shoot." your cheeks blushed as you started to aim again. He slowly lowered your elbow down, and wishpered once again.
"You have tense strong mussels, but ya need to know when to use that strength to pull the trigger. Follow the target..." he slowly moved your hand as he stood right behind you.
"Now."
You pulled the trigger and you manage to shot your target right in the head.
"See? All you had to do is to relax"
You looked in his direction while reloading.
"Thanks... See? You aren't a bad teacher after all"
He pulled his hat down to cover his face on these words, he probably didn't expect such complement from you. Then he looked at the ground taking his glasses off.
"Somethings wrong?" You asked. Soon he handed you a jar with...yellow liquid inside it.
"What is-"
"Don't ask."
You had your suspicions of what that was based on it's smell, but you only shruged your shoulders.
You stared at empty land before he finally lowered himself down, you did the same.
"Say rookie, how good at are you at throwing?" he asked with small smirk on his face.
"Good enough"
"On three throw it on the left from the first red box. One....two....three."
You both stood up and throw jarate. You heard sound of shattering glass, and figure runing away, followed by a loud scream.
"aaaAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Spy, that ya fancy bloody wuss! Hahaha!"
You couldn't help but smirk, while looking at Snipers smile. This is when he looked back at you, a bit embarrassed.
"...What?"
"Nothing. I just tought that, maybe, maybe, if you give me couple of lessons like that...I might tell Miss Pauling, that I've finally decided what I want to do"
He put his glasses back on and pat your shoulder, whole standing besides you.
"Tomorrow, at the same time. Don't be late"
He looked at you for the last time before he walked away through the wooden door.
You couldn't help but smile, you felt so comfortable around him. It was a nice feeling, knowing that you two understand each other and will surely make good partners. At work of course!
Unless....
[@zeldot :Hope you enjoyed this part! I'm so glad you gave me another commission! ]
Bush with flowers
◇ Tf2 Sniper x reader [crushing on Sniper]
You made a salad for yourself today. It took you a while, but it was definitely worth it. There's no way you're going to eat what Solider cooked for lunch today. If you can call it dinner at all. Walking to your room, you thought about Sniper. He wasn't there today (probably to avoid Solider) and even if he wasn't the most talkative person, you still enjoyed his presence.
"Maybe i can bring him some. I bet he's hungry" you thought to yourself.
Later you went outside with a bowl in your hands, walking towards the Sniper's van. Today was a really hot sunny day and only a few small clouds were visible in the sky. You walked past Pyro, who was setting things on fire (Engi had asked him to do it outside) and waved at him. You heard a small, happy "Mhmm!" as they waved back at you. Soon you arrived at the Snipers' van. You knocked on the door but no one answered. You knocked again and this time you heard the sound of something falling to the floor and quickly getting up. After a few seconds the van door was opened by a tall Australian man.
"Hello Sni-" You wanted to greet him, but were interrupted by a large knife pointed straight at your face.
"Hmm...What are ya doin' in here." He asked with a suspicious look.
"HEY wow! I just came here to bring you some food. I thought you might be hungry"
His eyes went up and down several times, scanning you like a machine. It took him a while, but he quickly came to the conclusion that it was really you and put the knife down.
"It is you. I just had to be sure if it is real you. That bloody Spy won't fool me again like he did the last time."
"So you want it?" You asked, rasing the bowl up.
"I ain't hungry. I've already had dinner" He replied, tapping his finger over the door, ready to close them.
"No, you didn't. I haven't seen you in the kitchen all day, and you're not going to convince me that you were so hungry and desperate that you ate whatever Solider made, so in fact no, you didn't ate" He looked at you a little annoyed, but sighed, going back inside, leaving the door opened up for you.
"Come on in."
You smiled and walked into his van. You were never too interested to explore it's insides before, not after hearing from Scout that it smelled like piss and a rotten corpse. And he was half right, the smell wasn't that great, but it wasn't as bad as you expected. You looked around, noticing his weapons hanging on the walls, empty jars, small animal bones and teeth, a few books and a picture of him and his parents next to a scruffy bed.
"Sorry for all that mess, I wasn't expectin' company today." saying that he cleared the small coffee table next to his bed.
"It's fine, really. I think it's really lovely," You said and smiled at him, sitting down in your seat and placing the salad bowl on the table.
"Ya made it yourself?" he asked.
"Yes. It may not be the best, but I hope you enjoy it," as you said this, Sniper took a bite with slight hesitation. He narrowed his eyes as he chewed and looked at you from under his hat.
"Hm. It's good"
You looked at him confused.
"Really? I can like, try make it taste better with some sauce or-"
"No. I mean it. It's good as it is. Yesh, I'm kinda glad i waited and didn't try get something myself"
You blushed a bit. Hearing such kind words from him was something you really appreciated because you knew that unlike Medic he meant it. After your meal you two looked up at each other.
"Thank mate. It was really good." he gave you small but genuine smile.
"No problem. I'm glad you enjoyed it" you stood up and as you were on your way to walked out through the door, he spoke up.
"Hey uh. I... if you aren't busy, then maybe we can talk?"
"Talk?"
"Yes, I want to know how you made this salad taste so delicious. I'd like to know, you know.... Survival skills and all that."
"Sure! Then first you need to-"
"Wait. Not here"
You blushed as he put his two fingers in your lips.
"Follow me"
You went outside and stopped as he started to climb the ladder to get to the top of his van.
"Aye ya comin' or what?"
You froze for a moment, looking at his face, before shaking your head and climbing up behind him.
You soon sat down next to him, gazing at the sun slowly setting behind the mountains of sand and Pyro, setting wooden crates on fire in the distance. You took a deep breath of the cold wind that was slowly blowing against your face.
"It's really beautiful"
"Yes, and thanks again for the meal. You didn't have to, but you brought me something to eat anyway. Why?"
"I thought of you, after all you are my teammate. At the end of the day, we have to look out for each other."
"Mhm. I guess you're right" He took off his hat and lay down on the roof.
You felt really calm, and knowing that he wanted to spend time with you filled your heart with joy. When you looked at him, you noticed that he had something in his hair. You reached out to get rid of it when he suddenly grabbed your hand, holding it tightly.
"What aye you doing?" he asked.
"Sorry! You just have something in your hair and- um. Sorry."
"Eh...It's fine. You can do whatever you want. I don't care. Just don't pull my hair like grass. I want to rest," he let go of your hand, laying his head down again and closing his eyes.
You sat there, not knowing what to do, when you finally slowly reached out to touch his messy hair. He flinched slightly but remained on the ground. You smiled, playing with his short hair and looked at the stunning view of the dessert.
You had fun spending time with him and hoped he felt the same. The day really couldn't have ended any better.
[Hello there dear reader! If you enjoyed it remember that if you want to see more story's just ask me! I would like to see your ideas and requests! Idea and request taken from: @zeldot ]
Strange ask, but I guess they are pretty cool now that I look at em!! He tried to get the Polaroid from me after he saw the flash but I managed to get away with it heheh >:33
I finally got to visit Snipes after moving in with the sins!! I uh.. might’ve scared him a bit by hanging from the roof of his camper tho.. -v-“”
(AU credit to @ionlypostmymeemocs ! ^v^)
This is very low effort but I really wanted to fill this out lol so enjoy the doodles
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I drew the two sillies from Requiem for a Pizza!! I drew two versions and rlly liked both so uh enjoy
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HHHHH It took forever but I finally finished it lol. Here’s all the boys in sort of my style. I basically redrew a cool SFM screenshot that I found and here’s the result. Idk who the creator is, but I’ll put the pic under the cut! ^v^
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Here’s some fanart of a fic I’m following! It’s called Lone Wolf and it’s by @dimeadoesnt ! ^^
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The random 2 am urge to draw this (i finally finished my exam week yiepe
My school got so much events and projects i cant event draw a thing- AND I STILL CANT DO COLORING
The only reason i make this bcs the song somehow reminds me of sniper :v
Sad Scope Shot, why is my son sad 😔
(fun fact he's a hybrid! Half bat pony half earth pony, sadly he did not get wings from his papa and is flightless, but he DID get the eyes fangs and excellent night vision- sadly his eyes are very sensitive to light hence the glasses and broad hat. But BOY he got his earth pony momma's strengh and despite his smaller sleeker frame his bucks have shattered bones. He does feel very self-conscious and constantly hides his fangs and eyes around his team, poor dear. Medic is the only one who knows about it since you can't hide nothing from that nosy beast.)
Mick Mundy, a Mustang hybrid of sorts! No ones seen him without his shades on or seen him show his teeth. How odd. They aren't sure what else he is besides pony, but he's not a JUST pony that's all the team knows 😉
Quick n dirty Sniper profile
Scout 100% slings beef at Arbys
i DID NOT think i would finish this which is why i posted part of it the other day but heres a little scout spread + bonus under the cut
this just just a buch of stuff i drew at work (and school before it ended) live, laugh, love miss p ALSO requiem for a pizza redraws AND scout working at arbys (my job)
Sniper enjoying a morning cup of coffee