Tf2 Demoman - Blog Posts
Whumptober Day 27 - Jealousy
" “Scottish sonofa- ” His words got lost in a sequence of grumbles, after all, as much as he hated to admit it, Demo was right. He crossed his arms and made the walk of shame to the team’s Med-bay. "
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51220285
Song; 'Africa' - Toto
Whumptober Day 18 - Hot Soup
"They weren’t sure how it had started - the coughing they mean - but it had spread quickly."
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50949340
Song; 'Daydream' - The Lovin' Spoonful
Back at it again with the rarepair grind... Heavydemo propaganda GO!
Returning to The Womb
WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
TF2 will always have a special place in my heart
OK now how do we feel about .+* Gourmand Demoman
(upchuck if you feel so inclined)
DEAR WORLD: appoplexian soldier
thats all
Posters I made for a space themed au! It's called Mann in Space, I've been trying to write for it for a while but I have a lot of other fics in progress so it may be a while before it sees the light of day.
I had an old body sketch drawn out so I just decided to draw a perishing demo idk-
Like the others, I found this on yt ^_^
Not mine :P
I found this, and I love it so much, I hope everyone has a nice day ^_^
Not mine :P 🇺🇸❤️
I found this on Pinterest, and I think it's very funny, so I decided to post it on here. I couldn't find it on YouTube, but I know it's there
And sorry if it looks bad. That's how I found the video
Love your page so much, and if it's not to much of an ask. Could you do a demo x reader story?
-💣 Anon
[Thank you for enjoying my writing! And thank you for this request, I hope you gonna like it!💀💙]
Aye got my eye on you
◇ TF2 Demoman x reader [crush, slightly romantic]
"Misson ends in 30 seconds!"
The administrator's voice shouted when your team tried to capture the control point. Heavy, Spy, and Solider were sill respawning. You stood behind the wall, peeking, trying to come up with the best strategy, but it was really hard to even think. BLU team was prepared today, keeping the control point for most of the match. It was hard to make a push even with the übercharge.
You were still looking around until someone pulled you behind the wall by your hand.
"Look out!" After those quick words, you heard a shot from BLU Sniper's rifle, almost shooting you right in the head. You turned around to see who you should thank, and it was someone you didn't expect. It was Demoman.
"Aye ya doin' alright? You almost got shot right in the head! Be cheerful next time"
"Thank you Demo. I will' you answered.
"Listen, I have an idea, I've already talked with Spy about it, but to do this I need an extra set of hands. What to ya say?"
"Sure!" You noded, smiling, ready for the commands.
"Alright, when ya hear their Snipers scream, run to the point with me. I'll take care of that sentry, meanwhile you will watch my back. That BLU Scout is gettin' me every time! So! What do you say?"
"I say, let's do this!"
You and Demo smiled together, waiting for the signal. It almost felt like an eternity, when finally both of you heard a loud scream coming from BLU Sniper's throat. Ready, both of you run straight to the control point. Demo shots his three grenades successfully, taking down sentry and BLU Engineer. Both of you started to cap the control point as your team joined you, finally pushing BLU back. The last control point was yours.
"Mission ends in 10 seconds"
The administrator shouted. This is when you noticed BLU Scout rushing at Demo. You took out your weapons and attacked him. He shot you in the arm a couple of times, ready to finish you, but this is when he looked down. Right on the floor were 5 stickys. Demo laughed before detonating them and blowing Scout into pieces. You smiled as he helped you stand up.
"Are you alright?" he asked.
"Yes. Thank you Demo!"
He chukled as he was still holding your hand, looking at you. You couldn't help but notice he was starting with a small spark in his eye.
"Demo? You can let go now" you said.
"R-Right! Sorry" he said before letting your hand go and turning his face away, embarrassed.
"...5....4...3...2...1! VICTORY"
Your team laughed and cheered. Demo took out his bottle and took a big sip, and then laughed as he was oblitirating the BLU team's Medic with critical hits. You couldn't help but laugh with him, happy how this match ended.
Back at the base, you all were still celebrating, happily talking about everything. Everyone wanted to tell their part of the story how well they did today. But everyone agreed that you and Demo saved the game.
"You two run there and blow you them like nothing! That was freaking awesome!" Scout shouted.
"Ekhm. I believe I participated in zhis, too." Spy spoke from the corner of the room.
"Yea you did, thank you, Spy," you said. "That Sniper was ready to shoot us down"
Spy fixed his tie at this complement. Meanwhile, Demoman put hand around your shoulders cheering.
"We did fantastic! Their faces were priceless, especially that BLU Scout's face. It felt so good to finally take revenge on him!" He laughed and patted your back. Everyone continued to talk as he was again looking and smiling at you.
They next day after the party, you sighed as you walked into an empty dirty kitchen. Today was your turn to clean up after the party, so you started picking up the bottles. You were picking them all up, but one of them fell out of your hands. You were ready to hear how bottle shatters on the floor, but you noticed that someone caught it.
"I've got you, lad!" It was Demoman.
"Demo? What are you doing here this early?" You asked.
"I just simply woke up pretty early today. I was bored, so I wanted to make breakfast for myself, but from what I see, looks like you need some help" you didn't even answer when suddenly he took all bootle from your hands.
"Where should I put them?"
"Into that box" you said.
While Demo was busy, you started to clean the dishes plate after plate. Soon, he joined you, cleaning them aswell.
"Why are you helping me?"
"Oh I just- I thought you need some help, is all"
You smiled at him. This is when you noticed he was starting at you again.
"You do that again" you smirked.
"I do what?" he asked.
"You're staring. Do I have something on my face?"
"Beside that beautiful smile?" He said before slaping himself in the forehead as he blushed.
"I mean....ya know." Demo continued as he was cleaning another plate. "You just have a nice face, and I think it suits ya"
"Suits me?"
"I mean! Uh. Ya knew what I mean" you started to laugh.
"Oh, come on! It's early in the mornin' don't blame me for sayin' stupid things"
But you continued to laugh, when suddenly he splashed some water at you. You splashed him back, and then both of you stared to splash each other and run around the kitchen, laughing as you both were wet from head to toe. Soon, he splashed some water at your hair.
"Got ya nowww!" As he was celebrating, he triped on the wet floor. You walked up to him quickly.
"Demo?! Are you alright?"
He looked up at you with a wide smile.
"I have never felt better. Especially with you around"
You helped him stand up, you hold his hand close, and so did he. You didn't let go. You two were looking at each other with small spark in your eyes.
"Let me get ya towel. You are more wet than monster from Loch Ness. " he went to the bathroom and soon came back with two towels. Both of you stared to clean when he walked up to you, putting his hand over your cheek.
"Ya know, you aye the most fun and amazing person I know. Besides, Solider, of course" you both chukled as you hold each others hands.
Later, you both finally finished cleaning the kitchen, so you sat down on the couch with Demo next to you. He sighed and warped his arm around you. This is when you put your head over his shoulder, smiling from ear to ear.
"Mind if we stay like this for a while?" he asked.
"Sure. I don't mind at all"
He smiled and lay his head over yours, and as you both cuddle, soon you fall asleep together in a quiet, comforting hug...
[Hope ya enjoyed this! Thank you so much for the support, and I hope you will enjoy my previous stories and ones I have in mind for the future! 💀🌌]
WOOOOOO!!!! Wooo…!! Woo..
Made this for my 3D art class and thought some of yall might like it heh
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Who are we dancing on?? They look funky..
I HAD to recreate one of my favorite videos ever, with all 9 mercs in view.
Me and the boys teleportin bread B)
Oh it is?- *Pausing between mouthfuls of popcorn*
Could've fooled me 😔
I drew the two sillies from Requiem for a Pizza!! I drew two versions and rlly liked both so uh enjoy
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My school got so much events and projects i cant event draw a thing- AND I STILL CANT DO COLORING
Sketches i do when i hold my explosive diarrhea at school
I made these 3 years ago in Gmod lol. Twilight got two because yes. Anyway finding out TF2 and MLP released on the same date changed me.
Merc aux access
(here are some of my headcanons for what the mercs music tastes could be, probably very inaccurate with the time period they live in)
Scout: has no aux access. Is very PROHIBITED TO BLASTING HIS “shitty white boy music” as others call it. It is not. It is art, TOM JONES IS ART. He has an okay music taste it’s just that it’s all about love n shit and that gets the mercs depressed. A bit of pop but surprisingly (or not) mostly hip hop.
Engie: also has no aux access despite being the one to modify and improve the music player in the base. Would play an overbearing amount of country. At first it was fun but then the country blues came and everyone got depressed again. Will still play country by himself with his guitar tho, if given the chance will do a little performance, then it kindda turns intoo it’s own orchestra since a lot of the boys know how to play instruments, it’s a great time for everyone. Johnny Cash is his god and Dolly is his queen.
Soldier: plays anything American per usual. Despite blasting the anthem one too many times is still allowed to choose music because he can pick some good songs from “Huey Lewis and the News” or “Earth, Wind & Fire”
Medic: absolute maniac, the most unpredictable out of all of em (and that says a lot in a team that has Pyro). Will sometimes go the whole evening having peacefully classical music to help everyone “focus” but then will start blasting heavy metal laughing maniacally. Is the true definition of “I like every genre”
(They are too afraid to take the aux away from him)
Demo: self explanatory, likes anything with accordions and bagpipes. But does genuinely enjoy orchestra music or any songs with strong buildups to big climaxes. Sits there on the edge of his seat waiting for the transition between Beethoven's 5th the 3rd and the to the 4th movement even tho he’s listens to it a million times. Still makes him tear up.
Sniper: not much of a music enthusiast since he’s mostly alone in a very quiet place mumbling to himself all the time, but surprising enjoys jazz when given the opportunity. It’s the only time he really looks like he’s enjoying himself, tapping away, so no one dares to disturb him those moments.
Spy: 60’s French jazz, can probably name 10 artists on top of his head. Says it’s for “culture” and “mission reserch”. Is just a huge nerd for that genre but will never admit it. Yes, Sniper comes to listen and they sit there statically, but don’t let that device you on the inside they are overjoyed.
Heavy: will play classical Russian ball music or even songs from old cartoons and sing along with them not messing up a single lyric. Gets very emotional, knows how to slow dance a bit but is too insecure to try. Engie offered to guide him, tho says Spy would be better since he knows how but Heavy refuses knowing how harsh Spy can be, he can’t handle that much. He don’t wanna look like little baby. Hopes to show Medic his skills when he’s confident enough tho.
Pyro: anything that is upbeat (that can come with repercussions since they have trouble understanding speech so mostly don’t care for the lyrics and we all know that happy sounding doesn’t always have the same meaning lyrically). Also tracks that have clear instrument sounds. Likes to pretend play one of them and can match the beat very easily if they want to tap it out on the table.
Which do you prefer?
Guys check out my polls on red vs blue which ever one wins i'll probably draw them all together in one big group Links below:
Red vs Blue
Do whatever you want with this
Some tf2 art style practice from over on Twitter, Im really happy with these