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6 years ago

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, are you voting Teethmiser for president 2020? Against kanye.


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6 years ago
This Is Jebidiah, Our Salesman, Favorite Child #5,890,255, His People Skills— Unmatchable!

This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!


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6 years ago

The snack that smiles back

Teeth


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6 years ago

Did you know:

Every tooth I eat frees the soul of an enslaved mushroom

Now you know.


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6 years ago

Distantly related to the Duolingo owl

I learned to speak all languages in fear of a higher power


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6 years ago

Vote for me over kanye and I might spare your molars

Running for pres 2020


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6 years ago

Running for pres 2020


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