Technoblade - Blog Posts
We got a hint of a backstory for Ranboo - granted it isn't concrete evidence.
He mentioned about L'manberg giving him a home.
This could mean
He has hardly or not at all had a home before
Or
Just L'manberg giving him a place to stay when he joined the place to stay so he feels slightly indebted to them and so he's angry because he betrayed his morals of helping people who helped him
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Also about the festival
I have a feeling it'll either be Monday or Tuesday or we'll have multiple different lore streams for like a week
I'm honestly so excited!!!!
Just a hc family tree that will probably not be canon plus small stories mostly relating to the character :)
Uhh sorta shipping I guess???
Possible family tree - denying a certain canon moment - Technoblade denying biological sbi family
Minecraft - Soot family tree
Phil + A fridge I think (Fridge is in a scrap yard somewhere, Phil remarried and moves back to his home before the SMP - still visits but had an encounter with tiny pixies that constantly annoy him (chat) but sometimes they show him how much they actually care for him - despite wanting them to shut up at times, Phil cares for the pixies)
- Wilbur + Niki (Only dating, broke up (because Niki fell for someone else *cough* Puffy *cough*) on good terms - close friends)
- Fundy + Dream (Previously engaged but separated due to different goals. Still love each other but Dream hides his feelings better than Fundy, so much that he doesn’t seem as if he cares for him. Older by 1 year. Wilbur takes him to SMP at 14. Been searching for Ranboo since he found out Ranboo was missing, gives up once he goes to SMP. Dream + Sapnap + George are adoptive brothers)
- Possible child with Dream (Hidden in Dream’s “big base far from the SMP” - rumor was spread about them when Dream was still pregnant that George was the father but it was never confirmed or denied.)
- Ranboo (Went missing and got bit by an enderman - causing a fatal curse - survived but it caused his memory bits of his brain to be damaged, causing the memory loss. Went missing at 10 years old, found at 16. Younger by 1 year.)
- Technoblade (Left the family due to an argument with Phil - fought multiple wars together with Phil but didn’t tell anyone of their family relationship - still cares for his family but doesn’t want to show it in case he shows a weakness that causes him or his family to get hurt. Massive nerd.)
- Edward (Previously an orphan - Techno found him fighting a bunch of enderman while under the enderman curse - Techno tries to find a cure but doesn’t find it in time. When he meets Ranboo for the first time, he tries even more to find the cure.)
- Tommy (Found the SMP because he and Tubbo had gone out to play and got lost - Dream found them and got them a place to stay - Phil gets worried and sends one of his pixie friends to search for them - it takes a few weeks but words gets back to Phil of Tommy and Tubbo’s location - he contacts Dream and gets a promise about their safety until they can be taken home - another couple of weeks go by and Phil gets word of Tommy being involved in a war - tells Wilbur - Wilbur goes to pack to find Tommy and Tubbo - Fundy asks to join him once he finishes his weekly search for Ranboo - Wilbur agrees then asks Niki if she wants to go a long but she refuses in favor of just mild travel anxiety (Gets panicky - difficulty breathing once she goes too far from a known safe location ((NOT TRUE IRL AS FAR AS I KNOW)) ) - Wilbur leaves and finds Tommy. 4 months younger than Ranboo but much closer to Fundy growing up)
Remember when the SMP was compared to Hamilton?
Ahhh...good times
If Techno wants someone of value for his weapons, why doesn't he try to attack Ranboo and take him hostage? I love their alliance or whatever it is between them but I dont think Techno thinks of them exactly of friends.
/roleplay
I am creating a fanfic based on Techno and Ranboo - not a father/son thing because apparently Techno is uncomfortable with that but I'm not sure.
Anyways, I will not be posting it until Ranboo's imprisonment is over but if all goes to plan then it shouldn't be too long.
It will be called Blood for the blood prince.
Ranboos gonna get into sbi before Tubbo at this rate lmao
Not serious lmao
Ranboo becomes president
Tommy becomes VP
Techno feels betrays because government
Ranboo makes 2 degrees
1. Tommy is allowed in L'Manberg
2. Techno can do whatever the hell he wants
1. Let Ranboo join Sbi
2. I dont know how many people will know this but in the Percy Jackson universe, Percy walked into his own funeral after being in a volcano eruption. I'm not saying imagine Tommy coming to L'Manberg during his funeral and not realising that he's visable then everyone seeing him but that's exactly what I'm saying
Imagine if there's a war.
One side:
Techno
Tommy
Wilbur
Phil
Other side:
Tubbo
Quackity
Basically everyone else (apart from badlands since they have their own shit going on)
We have Ranboo in the middle, deciding which side he's on. Everyone expects him to be on L'Manberg's side since that's his home but he goes on the sleepy boys's side.
His reason?
Something along the lines of, "Ever since I've arrived, you told me that Techno was a blood thirsty anarchist but I've been going to Techno's base and hung out with him. I didn't lose his armor likw you thought, I gave it to him. At first it was out of fear but even if he hadn't of threatened me, I would've given it to him by now because he's not what you think of him. He's changed. Sure, he craves blood but he's a good guy. You lot don't see change in people, you focus on the past. My allegiance was never with L'Manberg, it was with those who helped me. Tommy got me out of being exiled, Phil helped me from dying in lava, Techno helped me by showing that not everything is black and white and by being a good friend, Wilbur helped me by showing me Techno and through his sheep "friend" he showed me that friends can be found at the most randomest of times. I'm sorry Tubbo but I'm joining the side or anarchy."
Ranboo' imprisonment
Part 6/?
He arrived outside of the prison and immediately saw Sam, "Where's Tubbo, you bastard?!" Tommy shouts, raising his blade
"He's right here." Sam steps aside to reveal Tubbo, who immediately runs to hug Tommy, "I couldn't lock up Tubbo. He's like my little brother. I can't fight Dream for you but I can take you to your friends."
"Who do you have?" Tommy holds Tubbo close, wanting to protect him from the highly armored man in front of him.
"Just Ghostbur and Ranboo, I was expecting Niki and Fundy by now but they haven't shown up."
"Take me to them, now."
Sam nods and leads them through a maze of puzzles and traps, Tommy knew that even if they had the whole layout then they wouldn't have made through this alive.
What felt like hours of going in circles, they finally reached multiple cells - one singing a song Tommy had heard his brother writing during the creation of L'Manberg - he'd been excited to listen to it but was only told one line before the war was in full swing. He heard some lines during their time in Pogtopia but music slowly died as Wilbur lost his sanity, it got to a point where Tommy had to leave Pogtopia to hum a tune because if he did it in Pogtopia then he would've been shouted at, "Ghostbur? Ranboo?"
The music stopped then started again, "Tommy, shhh, come here." Tommy had heard whispered. He went closer to Wilbur's cage and found Ranboo asleep on a makeshift bed, "He's been trying to teleport us out, he's just went to sleep. I remembered this one song that I didn't finish and played it and he seemed to enjoy it."
"That's awesome, Ghostbur, lets get you two out."
"No, wait until Ranboo wakes up normally. He really needs sleep."
"We can carry him, Ghostbur, we can't stay here."
"Why not? We're safe right?"
"No, you're not."
Enters Dream...again, angrier than ever, with Purpled dragged beside him. Dream had snapped. The dreamon took control once more and it was going to be harder to bring Dream back.
Ranboo's imprisonment
Part 5/?
"Dream please let them go!"
"Tommy the deal was that I leave L'Manberg and you go into exile. You've broken that deal by returning to L'Manberg so they pay."
"Please Dream, I'll go another thousand blocks and not go to the nether, just please let them go!"
"No Tommy! In fact, why don't you join them?" He grabs Tommy's arm and relights the portal.
Just before Tommy enters the portal, someone enderpearls and rips Tommy away from Dream, "Leave my brother alone."
"Techno!" Tommy hugs Techno tightly and spots Phil running over to the two, "Phil!" He shouts as Techno pulled out his sword and points it at Dream, "We've had this fight before Dream. I won. Want to try again?"
Dream pulls out his axe but it interupted by another sword. He knew he was outmatched. He'd have to take Tommy another time. Quickly, he dived into the portal and disappears.
Tommy hugs his dad and older brother but soon remembered what happened and starts to pull them to the portal, "They're going into a trap, we have to stop them! Tubbo, Fundy, everyone."
Instead of questioning him, Techno and Phil follows him into the portal, "Where to first?"
"Who know's where Ranboo's mine is?"
"Uhh I do, I saved him from lava."
"Great, Fundy is going there and is going to be taken by Sapnap."
"On it." Phil immediately leaves towards Ranboo's mine.
"Techno, do you know Niki's bakery by the docks?"
"No but I can find it, by Tubbo's docks?"
"Yeah, she's going to be blown up"
Techno nods and drops water before picking it up and tridenting towards the docks.
Tommy sighs and starts to run towards the prison, "It's all or nothing this time, Tommy. You will get them out even if it means you turn into Ghostinnit or Thost (Toast)." He thinks to himself, only stopping to grab diamonds from his ender chest and makes them into armor and a sword.
Idea!
Mcyt frozen au
Current list:
Agnarr - Wilbur
Iduna - Niki
Elsa - Tubbo
Anna - Tommy
Olaf - Thinking of Ranboo, thoughts?
Hans - Techno (Just because of the "you wanna be a hero, Tommy? Then die like one line)
What characters do you reckon would be best for:
Kristoff
Sven
Duke of weaselton
Marshmellow
Any other characters I forgot.
"Stay here until I get back, I will only be a couple hours."
That was 10 years ago - 6 years ago he lost hope.
Ranboo was only 6 when his father left, he was only meant to go help with some family issues but never returned.
Little Ran didn't mind in those hours his father left, he played some skyblock - did some parkour. As he played, small ghosts appeared around him and talked to him. They'd have conversations and some of them was even kind enough to vanish some of the meaner ghosts.
It was 4 hours after his father left that he got worried. His ghost friends didn't know who his father was so they couldn't help. He waited and waited for the pop up message to tell him his father joined the server - it never came.
Years pass - ghosts come and go, Ranboo is now 10 years old. Little Ranboo and his green and red jewelled crown. He lost games and won more games. The ghosts helped him figure out how to summon a small blue bird and make posts that would get likes and comments.
He enjoyed life though he missed his father greatly.
He met a friend one day, they met during a skywars lobby. His friend? TapL. Everytime his friend left to do other things Ran would worry that he wouldn't return like his father although he always returned.
TapL told him of a legend from a server that one of his friends was part of, the legend of Technoblade. The name was familiar, very familiar. Maybe it was a name that his father told him, maybe it was his father's name? He couldn't remember. His memory was getting worse as he grew and he was worried that he'd forget everything from his childhood.
Another year passes, he met another friend. He was called Tubbo. They met because his ghost friends kept talking to Tubbo about him. It was funny but he ended up getting blocked twice on Twitter. He met someone else through Tubbo though, her name was Niki. She was the sweetest person that he'd ever met and he looked up to her. She was the closest that he'd ever call a mother or big sister. She'd protect him and care for him. She showed him how to go across servers and to create new world.
He was 14 when Technoblade joined the server once again but by then...Ranboo had forgotten his father's name and only knew the legend of Technoblade so he was excited to say the least to finally "meet" his idol.
Once he reached where Techno stood, he left once he spotted young Ranboo.
Technoblade left the server.
He believed it was his fault, he was half enderman after all. He was 6'5 at 14, it was practically unheard of!
He didn't know Techno had ran off to the Dream SMP and had went to create a small refuge so he could bring Ranboo to the server but it took longer than he thought though he knew he should've realised how long a castle with a village plus walls to protect it would take to build, even with his father's help. He had asked Dream to whitelist the child and through some convincing, Ranboo was whitelisted on the server.
It was Ranboo's 16th birthday at last. 10 years on the dot since his father left. The ghosts were chatting happily amongst themselves as they were talking about what recently happened on the Dream SMP. From what he tuned in to, he could tell there had been some wars and new people had joined. He heard that some Tommy person might be exiled for burning a "Gogy"'s house.
He was in the middle of a skywars game when he got a dm from Dream. He had to hide that he was messaging from the chat though it wasn't hard because they were all busy amongst themselves. Once he won the round, instead of going into another game like expected, he began to joke that he could hack into the Dream SMP.
He opened up a virtual keyboard and began spelling random words before opening the server. His ghost friends were crazy after that and began believing that it wasn't true but after he did some exploring and met with some of the current players, they believed he was on the SMP.
He was killed twice in the first 5 minutes of arriving by Dream.
Once that ordeal was over, he began a tour with Tubbo and Niki and he had a great time. One time Techno joined the server but he immediately left. He didn't have the best first impression with Tommy over his age but they ended up getting along great over their love of chaos.
It was a month into the server when he formally met Technoblade. It was awkward but they warmed up to each other. Techno didn't mention Ranboo being his child until they reached the place that Techno and Phil built for Ranboo. He was brought into the palace and shown the rooms.
He was told the news when they reached Techno's room. He didn't believe it until he was shown a photo album of him as a baby up until Techno left.
Initially, he was angry - pissed even. However, after hearing the the tale Techno told of wars gone and to be, he was still angry but more forgiving.
It took a week for him to settle down and get into a schedule before he and Techno went back to the SMP. It was still awkward but they were working on it. Unsurprisingly, Ranboo was good with a sword. He had grown up with skywars and parkour so his footwork was great.
It was that day where Techno introduced the SMP to his son. He didn't tell anyone where him and Ranboo lived - it was for protection. Ranboo was accepted into the family immediately, he recognised Phil - they had a brief interaction when he was starting to wonder if he should stay on Hypixel or find someplace else to call home though Phil told him to stay in case his father returned.
Everything was good.
Phil, Tommy, Tubbo, Fundy all began to move their primary bases to Techno's house - under Techno's permission. Wilbur was different, his ghost was still tied to L'manberg but his family was leaving him. He revealed himself to Niki a week ago but he hadnt seen her since, it was like she was avoiding him. He had also met another ghost called JSchlatt but whenever he talked to anyone about him they would tell him to stay away from Schlatt but he thought he was cool amd fun to hang around with. He was nervous though because Schlatt would bring him to weird rooms that were familiar yet he couldn't remember them. He was scared but his family was gone.
It took a year for Dream to form an agreememt with Tubbo - Dream will give back the disks but Tubbo has to give up L'Manberg's independance. It was a hard choicw but after seeing how happy his famiky was away from L'Manberg and the bad memories, he made the deal. L'Manberg was once again part of the Dream SMP. "Manifold land" stood strong though Jack had disappeared once again. Niki had left to Techno's house and Niki and Techno began raising Ranboo like their own child, though Niki and Techno weren't a couple though great friends. Niki and Wilbur made up but the best thing happened to him.
He found Sally.
Turns out Sally was taken while she was exploring and eventually died. He told her everything that he remembered and she was forgiving though she gave him a lecture. They found Fundy and it was a tearful exchange. Wilbur properly apologised to Fundy and though Fundy didnt forgive him now - he was willing to start to trust him. Fundy still lived with his family though sometimes visited his parents small home by the lake.
Schlatt left the server and met up with everyone except Wilbur from SMP live. He was happier than he ever was.
George and Eret became two kings, not in love but in close friendship. Eret mainly ruled over the old L' Manburg area but they worked together.
Dream decided he needed to be a bettee fiance and decided to focus more time of Fundy and spent more time with Purpled - who quickly became the little brother he needed, and the rest of the SMP. He invited Drista on the server permanently after his parents sadly passed due to age but he removed her powers. She occasionally leaves the server for school - Dream jokingly made a rule for the children of the server to go to a server based on school but they ended up enjoying it and go very often - but spends more time causing chaos for everyone.
Sapnap sadly died after an accidental arson went wrong and he died in his own fire. He mainly caused chaos for George but spent his death happily watchiny over his friends.
Skeppy and Bad left the server to spend more time with the idots and own personal servers, though Bad sometimes came back to spend time with his friends.
Everyone was happy.
WHO'S READY FOR ANGST?
Tw// He fucking dies
He finally did it...
He revealed his place as a spy...
His month long plans finally was in the light...
Was it worth it?
He heard the whispers as he walked around Pogtopia. He heard Niki crying before he went to sleep. He heard Wilbur plotting with Techno and Tommy. He heard everything.
He knew they didnt trust him - why would they?
He burned Niki's flag
He destroyed the walls
He disowned his own father
He knew what he needed to do to gain their trust - even though it may cost him his life.
Every turn seemed to lead him deeper into a maze, a neverending loop. Until one iron door.
Knock
Knock
Knock
It opens.
Standing in the doorway is a clearly angered Wilbur, "What is it Fundy? We're busy." The sharpness in his tone made him hesitate before stating, "I'm going to Manburg in the morning, I probably wont return. You'll know why soon enough." Before the words could set in, he left to his room. He spent the rest of the night writing letters to all of Pogtopia, mostly sorries, but two letters were different.
One letter expressed death, another victory.
True to his word, once daylight hit him, he broke through the dirt and headed towards his old home. It was midday when he finally arrived, he met with Schlatt within the hour.
He and Schlatt were facing each other, bows drawn by 3pm.
Eret stood between them holding the two letters. Nobody saw the trio - Wilbur, Techno and Niki - hiding as they watched the duel go down.
1...
Eret took one step back, a small one, not wanting to see the results of the fight. He knew Fundy was a spy for a while now but he also knew of the acts that he did. Fundy was and would always be his friend - his karaoke partner - his platonic soulmate.
2...
Another step. The crowd around them getting nervous and antsy.
3..
4..
5
6
7
Schlatt smirks and releases the arrow prematurely - barely grazing Eret...but it hit Fundy the opposite side of his heart.
They ran to their friend. Wilbur's sight blurred from tears, his son - his only son. His true unfinished symphony. He held onto Fundy tightly as Niki was held by Eret, them both crying for their old friend. Even though she thought of him as a traitor this past month, he was her best friend while part of L'Manburg.
He grabbed onto his father loosely, "I tried, Pa. I tried to get you home." His eyes were glazed over, he was looking around but he couldn't see anything, "I know, my son. You did everything just right. We'll be home soon." Fundy's last remaining vision started to fade, "Kill him for me, Pa. Go home. Build up L-L'Manberg."
"Of course, my son, I love you."
The last 3 words would forever be unheard by the fox...
One final phrase left Wilbur's mouth that night - he was going to respect Fundy's final wish.
"Technoblade, opperation JFK."
There once was a man.
That clutched the hilt of a sword gleaming in light as he cut down government with a foul swoop; as the chat apon the screen sped bye with continuous chants.
I am proud to say that I have been one amongst the many to have made his dream a reality. Through the adrenaline filled victory cries as he completed yet another Skyblock round. To the ugly cries and throat clenching sobs that cracked mine and so many others.
He made such an impact on our lives even from behind the screen.
At the anouncent of the Blood God himself- Technoblade's passing just hours ago I weep.
My heart goes out to the ones he loved and held so dear, and the many that- like myself- encouraged and watched him till the very end.
Fly high our God of Blood, Technoblade for you will be missed surverely within the Minecraft and YouTube cominuty for centuries to come.
"Technoblade never dies." And he never will for he will forever love within our hearts.
I went back and watched my favourite part in slow monition, his skin is being stitched back together!
This is beautiful!
I can’t remember where I read that Techno considering he’s a Piglin wouldn’t like Michael because he’s zombified. But clearly they were forgetting that Techno lives with a Zombified Piglin named Hubert that he’s very attached to.
Techno saying “Can’t believe that someone would try to kill other people, why I would never, alright.” Is the equivalent to when Carl from Llamas With Hats said “I do not kill people, that is, that is my least favourite thing to do.”
The good ol' days :)
That time when Techno and schlatt teamed up in Minecraft Monday and spawned a wither during build battle hits different
MY SISTER KEEPS SENDING ME CURSED ASS ROBLOX MEMES, SO I TURNED THEM INTO MCYT’S:
WILBUR
PHILZA
ALSO PHILZA
TECHNOBLADE
SCHLATT
QUACKITY
ALSO SCHLATT
TOMMYINNIT
TUBBO
ALSO TOMMY
4 am sketches before i pass out and lose this train of thought. anyways, OTGW POG LET’S GO
my brain went; well, horns aint that far off from antlers- ooPS IT’S OCTOBER MIGHT AS WELL-
okay, let's talk about Schlatt's death
it was sad
imagine Jschlatt, drunk and crying, punching fundy in the chest because he believed that at least he would be on his side, surrounded by his citizens, all traitors who want him dead and he knows that everything is lost, and he drinks, he drinks until he feels his chest hurts and he doesn't stop. sliding down the wall of the old van, he looks one last time at all the familiar faces and realizes how nobody seems to care, nobody tries to help, everyone looks at him with a mixture of anger, disgust and even pity. soon he no longer has the strength to curse, so he just mumbles while drinking and lets the tears flow free.
a sharp pain hits his chest and he knows it is the end. and in the back of his mind he thinks: a pathetic way to die for a pathetic man
the hitman and the businessman
its lowkey inspired by the unexpected techno visit on the tekkit server
also i absolutely adore their friendship
Of course Schlatt ended up finding the button room. He’s the button man.
Tried watercolors for the first time :>
Pic 1: the sleeping Blade UoU zzz
Pic 2: an angel looking after his beloveds
Pic 3: BBH my beloved :) (srs,people make fun of me cause I don't like swearing, he's my comfort streamer <3 )
Pic 4: a tired fox papa and his not-so-tired fox son
Pic 5: what could have been a beautiful friendship in canon TvT
Pic 6 and 7: grown-ups kids, Yogurt being an "ice kitsune" and Michael being one strong pig boi :)
Made an sbi into the woods au I guess
Behold, gibberish!! I love this concept but I know I’ll never get around to actually writing it so here’s my unfiltered word barf of an idea! If anybody writes this we’ll be best friends forever, it’s the rules.
Fate!Tommy Fantasy au where Tubbo and Tommy are kinda on their own for the most part, and Tommy has got this destiny situation that he’s just avoiding at every turn like pink hair anime girl avoiding being a main character. They meet the rest of sleepy inc and they’re all trying to adopt this tall child and Tommy really likes them but is trying not to let them adopt him because he has tubbo and he argues that tubbo is all he needs even though tubbo knows that’s bullshit, and then tubbo gets injured and he immediately runs to them for help and is successfully adopted. Wilbur can basically tell whenever Tommy is in trouble. Pre adoption brotherly instincts. Tommy sees freaking Excalibur in the woods and just draws googly eyes on it and walks away. There’s some version of this where Tommy #destiny dies and Wilbur’s not having it so he just straight up breaks into whatever their version of the underworld is and brings him back, possibly fighting some gods along the way. Techno is impressed because mythology. Once Tommy is back they get a visit from foolish, who is in charge of the line between life and death, and he’s like “more power to ya, tbh that was really moving, but you just broke the rules of life and death. Not as in violated, either. Busted. Broken. So what are we gonna do about this?”