(Sorta the title for my Deltarune AU)
• ......
• So..
• This is how you thank someone for trying to help you?
• I suppose everyone has their methods
• But Lightner.. please keep this in mind, for it might be useful to you in the future-
• Your actions may not effect you, but it does effect others
• See you again...
• Or not.
• Ha ha ha ha...
Extra:
Swatch protection squad called, they're gonna give you a... unpleasant experience
So I kinda, maybe just, only accidentally, totally just came up with a Snowgrave AU that involves manipulating Swatch and making him lose everyone he cares about
I'm calling it the "At Your Service Route" and or the "Rainbow Quietus AU/Route"
I made a fanfic about it just last night
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35756410
I might post art about it.. I don't know yet
Uh, yeah.. so..
Bye! :D
Hc gaster calls people “goop” “slime” etc a lot bc he is goop himself
Anyway after this spamton has another breakdown but this time with jevil who is having one too <3
* WOW I CANT BELIEVE DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 GAVE US SO MANY COOL TUMBLR SEXYMAN((woman)) MATERIAL
The Queen has designed new outfits for the staff! Who else but Swatch to model her new creation?
I like to think the swatchlings would deeply misunderstand Grillby’s colours. When he’s red, it would mean he’s sick/sad & his warmth is fading. Blue means he is getting hot, embarrassed or nervous. Swatchlings think the opposite!
Shenanigans ensue from said misunderstandings
You can even hear the notes of Ultraman No Uta in this scene... it's perfect.
(Please click image for HD!!)
My headcanon is just shoving body horror onto it ghghgh
also warning: it may disturbing to some of you!!!
Spamton have eye-mouths! The two eyeballs he have in his pocket (or carry around) is just collection. He have collection of all kind of eyes. He never have his own eyes so he think they're really neat!
He still can "see" just fine. Don't worry!
Pipis are egg-like larvae that will pupae into a mimic of their current caretaker. To identify the caretaker. It need long physical contract with the caretaker. If it left alone for too long, it will not pupae into anything.
Parasites is a creature both exist in lightner and darkner world. They're, well, not hostile. But they're in need of host to move around properly. And to live ( normally they can't speak and function most of the time beside trying to find a nearby host ). They're barely noticeable in normal surrounding (like the town and first dark world) but they're more visible in Cyber City. But they managed to camouflage into wire / robot-like.
There's currently two type of parasites (so far): the orb and the beak.
The orb is more docile parasite, when they choose their host at least. They rather choose dead host like corpse or inanimate object. Current known orb parasites is: Seam and Jevil
(Host for Seam is patched up taxidermy cat. The tendrils mimic wool strings and the orb *tried* to mimic button)
(Host for Jevil is a ceramic doll. The texture on the orb is similar to ceramic even on the clothes. )
The beak is similar to orb beside the fact that they look like beak. They perfer living host. They're still docile but they're extremely harmful to their host. Imagine having your will strip away and only time you can do anything on your on (via screaming) is when they decided to open their mouth little too wide. If the parasite ever leave the host, the host will fall in permanent paralysis until the parasite return. You basically become puppet.
Current known beak parasites is: Swatch, Swatchlings and Tarques Manager.
(Host for Swatch and Swatchlings are partly mutated since the feathers and bird-like features isn't in original unmutate humanoid host)
(Host for Tarques Manager is decapitated humanoid host with robot body part. The tendrils mimic a wired and horns is mimic an ear)
The Queen is aware that Swatch and Swatchlings is parasite but choose to tolerate them since their service is pretty dandy. That goes for Tarques Manager too.
Spamton, who isn't parasite, is also tolerate by The Queen though she would bad-mouth him on occasional because he's not robot and she's also one of people that got weirded out by him.
Swatch and Spamton got along okay though. But Spamton doesn't dig in any deeper terms and just stay as platonic homie who would hear Spamton talking about nonsense. Imagine someone suddenly talking about ancient aliens after one shot of whiskey. That's how Swatch feel about him.
Now changed timeline because I have a bit more clear picture. Spamton decided to turn into garbage man / pre-JHC Spamton because he caught sneaking into mansion + stealing important stuff and Queen basically order Swatchling to take him out and dip him in acid lake like Oreo. Now he's partly unhinged but nothing too bad. Just sorta isolated himself for awhile before he found Jekyll and you know the gick. Become big shot and stay in mansion. And also alienated by almost everyone. All of that happened in span of several years ( the JHC Spamton exist for few months. The reason he can't use his wings because he don't really know how to fly and barely use it).
Gordon is given name by Jekyll after he show Spamton how Jekyll got his name from so I'll pretend these two father n son play Half-Life series and Spamton liked how Gordon sound.
After the ending of Deltarune chapter 2, Spamton actually don't change like other characters since he's full fleshy 250 cm tall dude. So now Spamton either lurk in Dark World own by Ralsei or occasionally roaming the town and become cryptic figure. And he still gonna sell weird shits to those people at 3 am yeah.
Oh and he occasionally hop into realities and visit The Crew. Though he perfer to work from the world he's familiar with :)
Manage to make few friends too! Though tjat s just Spamton from other reality: