Skeleton Wizard War - Blog Posts
I LOVE IT
DOOT DOOT
IM UNSURE WETHER TO CALL YOU FRIEND OR FOE HOWEVER TAKE THIS AS A GIFT
oh my gosh
Is that. is that
choccy milk????
omg
omg i don't know what to say
have a trom-bone for your dooting leisure
it's held together with magic and definitely not radiation despite what you may have heard about my recent ... experiments
[image ID: two digital paintings of the same bone trombone. the bell and mouthpiece are a brassy color, the rest is white bone. The curves are vertebra and the straight pieces are cartoon bones. there are bright green flecks around the 'joints' and coming out of the bell of the trombone, representing either necromantic magic and/or radioactive particles. the only difference between the two images is in the second one there is red text reading DOOT DOOT coming out of the bell of the trom bone]
D:
THE AUDACITY
do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)
NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND
PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)
OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)
OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR
THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND
I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)
do you know of any wizards i could sneak up on and doot them down the stairs? asking for a friend :)
NO WIZARD IN PARTICULAR REALLY COME TO MIND
PERHAPS THAT ONE GUY WITH THE COOL LIGHTHOUSE (the lighthouse has stairs probably so there’s a plus)
OR THE PEOPLE WORKING AT THAT ICE CREAM SHOP (pretty sure one of them is a wizard)
OR THE ONE WIZARD WHO WROTE THAT AMAZING PARODY OF ALL STAR
THANK YOU FOR ASKING MY SKELETON FRIEND
I WISH THIS FRIEND OF YOURS WELL ON THEIR MISSION TO DOOT A SKELETON DOWN THE STAIRS :)
hello skeleton friend i offer you a cheese selection for i have no milk on hand but love cheese. stay strong out there we will win this war
THANK YOU MY SKELETON FRIEND!!
I ALSO LOVE CHEESE
MAY OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN SOON
UNTIL THEN I WISH YOU LUCK!DOWN WITH THE WIZARDS I SAY!!!
*climbs on top of bear and uses one of my bones to guide it to where I want to go*
I HAVE ACQUIRED A NOBEL STEED
I SHALL NAME HIM LARRY
ONWARDS MY NOBEL STEED AND SLIME BOY GERALD LETS TRAMPLE THIS WIZARD
DOOT DOOT
*look on in horror at the op skeleton hurtling towards me*
AGAIN???!??
well I have one more trick up my sleeve 😈
*I reach into my wizardry sleeve and pull out a bottle of calcium repellant*
BAHAHAAA I GOT YOU NOW YOU SILLY GOOFY SKELETON
YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WIZARD SCUM
ME AND GERALD HERE WILL BONK YOU
*teams up with the slime ball to take you down*
OH NO MY OWN CREATION WORKING AGAINST ME
*tucks beard into wizard cloak*
fine then...
I guess I will have to take **beary** important action
I cast
SUMMON BEAR
🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
*a humorously small bear poofs into existence and starts running towards you in fury*
*befriends the sentient slime ball*
I LOVE HIM
AWEEEEEE THAT'S SO CUTE !!
*tries to slip away quietly while you are distracted*