Sing Klaus - Blog Posts
I love this post 🙈
klaus is a male proboscis monkey
proboscis monkeys also have 9 stomachs
their round, pot belly helps the proboscis monkey eat young leaves, unripe fruit, and seeds that other primates can't eat
the female proboscis monkeys do not lave long noesis
the female proboscis monkeys will mate with the male who has the biggest noes
ok hope you guys enjoy these facts about proboscis monkeys 😁
I might do ryan next
Hello, everyone! Sorry, I've been swamped with work and life lately, so I've been a bit absent. So if I haven't been "liking" your content or getting your art requests done, it's just because I haven't been here! I'll catch up soon.
Here is the latest chapter from my fic; it only took me five months to get it done! 🙈
Featuring @picapicamagpie's OC, Cadence, and @thecraftedmacaque's OCs, Lilac and Connor, as background characters. ☺️
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Summary:
Odalys accidentally blows an opportunity to impress Klaus Kickenklober. In the meantime, Mortimer realizes that he has feelings for her.
Teasers:
“I’m not worried about it,” the arrogant bird answered, “especially because your half of the class will be doing the monkey dance. The monkey dance is easy; all you do is bare your teeth, throw your fists in the air, and jump around.”
Odalys was indignant. “Whatever, Hector, the monkey dance isn’t ‘easy.’ The bird dance is just a bunch of outstretched arms and finger fluttering.”
“I could do the monkey dance with my eyes closed,” the bird said haughtily.
“And I could out-bird you any day!” the monkey retorted.
“There’s no need to get defensive, Odalys,” Hector began, admiring himself in the mirror as he spoke. “Birds are naturally elegant and gifted dancers. They don’t have to try hard like monkeys do.”
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Mortimer thought of how many times he saw Klaus roast a dancer in front of the class for the tiniest mistakes, and here was Odalys, fully accepting someone exactly the way she was. He felt a surge of jealousy pulse through him and was angered to think that a girl like Odalys would love a pretentious snob like Klaus.
“He’s nothing like her,” Mortimer seethed to himself.
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Meanwhile, Breck was in the back of the class actively avoiding eye contact with everyone. He was in the middle of a revenge fantasy against Odalys when he suddenly had the uncanny feeling that someone was watching him from behind. He turned around to see Klaus Kickenklober standing near the studio door. He was staring at Breck’s skimpy outfit with a look of utter confusion and disdain. Breck now lamented his choice to stay in the back of the class, as he was likely the first person Klaus saw.
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We’re almost in September of 2023, and here I am still obsessing over this “massive weirdo” 🙈 😍🥺😭
My favorite character of all time 🙊 🥰🥹
Sing 2 klaus kickenklober appreciation post
My man don't get a lot of appreciation 🐵 ❤️
Yet another random college thing
Picture's found on Internet/Pinterest!
Back from a camping trip so the monkey faces obsession continues 🙈
I ❤️ the Sing primates so much 🤭😍🙊
And then there’s my silly self-insertion into their world:
In the mood for monkey faces again 🙈
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Sing monkey doodles 🙈
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Ok, @popy1moon, you had me talk about my favorite character. Now I have to draw him 😝
Why do I like this pompous jerkbag so much? 🙈 😂 😭 😭 😭
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If you don't mind me asking what's your fav monkey moment's in both sing movies?
Oh, I don't mind at all! I love any excuse to talk about that! 🙈
Sing:
I think my favorite monkey moments have got to be the Les Calmars scenes. I love how the entire restaurant is run by chimpanzees and how graceful and dignified they look 😝 This guy is one of my favorite background characters:
I named him Jean-Louis 😝
His snootiness cracks me up 🤭
Look at this hilarious picture of him:
This is after Buster and Meena posted that job ad on the window. Look at how angry he looks! Look at that chimpanzee sneer omg 🙈
Sing 2:
Wow, I don't even know where to begin here. Klaus Kickenklober makes for so many monkey moments 🙈 I'll just cop out by saying that every scene with him in it is my favorite monkey moment. Here are some of my favorite pictures of him:
I could keep going, but I’ll stop for your sake 😝
Thanks so much for the Ask! 😉
OMG, @tigresslanzhu, thank you so much for posting this. I didn't even know about this site 🙈
Ok, for all of you hopeless fans of Klaus and his dance troupe (you know who you are...), here are all of the pages with them:
Page 22: Johnny meets the dance troupe; Klaus’ card
Page 24: Iconic tippy toes scene
Page 28: Look closely in the background
Page 29: Porsha calls him that funny-looking guy
Page 32-33: Klaus “trains” Johnny
Page 35-36: Johnny introduces Nooshy to Klaus
Page 42-43: Nooshy shows up Klaus
Page 57: Klaus eating ice cream
Page 58: Klaus goes backstage
Page 59: Klaus takes Ryan’s outfit
Page 60: Klaus upstages Johnny
Page 61: Johnny upstages Klaus
Page 73: Klaus hands Johnny and Nooshy their fighting sticks
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Bonus! Here are some images from that site:
I am endlessly entertained by this 🙈
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Also, I know this isn't Klaus, but I just
That's right, check THAT out, wolfy! 😝
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YES!
It looks like AnimationScreencaps.com is finally going to upload Sing 2 screencaps sometime this afternoon. Maybe we’ll even get different frames from what the very frustrating Fancaps website gives us!
Omg, @stinkyhyena9000, this is absolutely perfect 🙊 thank you so much! And I love your edits, especially the one at the end 🦁🤭😂
Your video made me realize that my favorite character has less than 4 minutes of screen time😂 How did I become so obsessed with a character that I’ve only seen originally for 4 minutes? 🤷🏽♀️ 😝
This video is amazing, but the truth is I love all your content. Thanks so much again! 🙈 💗
Hey! I’m glad you’re back ❤️ Can you do a video of every scene with Klaus Kickenklober in it? It shouldn’t take too long 🙈😝
Sorry this took so long! Something something me being particular.
I decided to also do a little editing outside of just piecing the clips together, so I hope you enjoy those!!! And of course, thank you for the request!! It was pretty fun to make :33
Part 3 of my fic!
So as a heads up, the summary and tags are going to sound questionable, but I promise this fic is SFW. The tags and summary are accurate but are jokes. This is just a silly story like my other fics.
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Summary:
Odalys finally gets an intimate moment with Klaus, but it is not exactly what she had in mind.
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Teaser:
Odalys laughed quietly as she took out her phone to tell her friends of the ironic fact that she was looking directly at Klaus’ room. She noticed Breck’s earlier text, which she now read.
Breck’s text said: I’m holding you personally responsible for that rubber band ball, Odalys.
Odalys texted back: It’s your stupid rubber band ball, Breck. You can get it back yourself.
Breck: And how am I supposed to do that? Just walk into Kickenklober’s room and take it right out of his pants?
Odalys: Breck, that’s a brilliant idea.
Breck: What?
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Klaus:
Malicious impersonation
Cadence:
Jaywalking
this might actually be the stupidest thing I've ever made
What are they in trouble for?? idk you decide (it's insurance fraud)
Based on that new Barbie meme v v
I love this! 😝 This is my favorite startled Klaus pic:
Right after Johnny thwapped his nose 🙈
@cutekoala1001 pointed out to me that startled Klaus looks like a startled bird, and honestly. Yes.
Art is by @cutekoala1001 of course and look how beautifully she drew my girl, she’s rocking that fashionable scarf and headband aaaa 💖
Part 2 of my fic!
Summary:
Odalys has been practicing ballet all week and manages to elicit praise from the demanding Klaus Kickenklober. At the moment that he appears impressed by her skills, however, she gets dragged into her friends’ antics and punishment.
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Teasers:
“Empty your pocket,” Klaus commanded. Odalys reached into her right pocket and pulled out Breck’s rubber band ball. Klaus held out his hand, and she gave it to him. His fingers closed around the ball. He glowered at her but said nothing for a few moments, as though awaiting an explanation.
“Um, that’s not mine,” she began.
“Nonsense!” he exclaimed.
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“The cleaning supplies are in the janitor’s closet,” began Klaus. “You will scrub the shower, clean the toilet, wipe down the sink and mirror, take out the trash, and sweep and mop the floor. And when you are finished, you two,” he pointed to Breck and Mortimer, “will come to my bureau immediately to assist me with office tasks.”
“Yes, Mr. Kickenklober,” they all said. The dance instructor turned and walked briskly in the direction of the small room that served as his office. He unlocked the door, opened it, and entered, closing the door behind him.
“Office tasks?” Breck asked.
“Looks like Klaus lost another secretary,” Mortimer remarked.
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Klaus’ kind smile 🥰
The one at the end of the movie where he looks so supportive of Johnny and Nooshy ❤️
And this one, too!! ^_^
I will be absolutely devastated if there is a Sing 3 with no Klaus, though 😂😭😂
about sing 3 😍😍
Me sucking at ballet in Klaus’ class 💔
I tried to ship my fursona with Klaus Kickenklober and.......this happened 😭 😭 😭
Summary:
Odalys del Mono crushes on Klaus Kickenklober when she enrolls in one of his dance classes by mistake. Her ignorance of ballet, however, along with the stupid pranks of her class clown friends, don’t exactly help her make a good first impression.
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Teasers:
Odalys asked, “Do you guys know if he’s married? Or if he’s dating someone?”
This time, when Mortimer and Breck looked at each other, they burst into laughter.
“You like him? You like him?” Breck interrogated her in an accusing tone under his breath. “That is so lame!”
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Odalys said to her friends, “So, tell me everything you know about Klaus Kickenklober. What type of monkey is he, anyway?”
“Oh, wait a minute, it starts with a P,” Mortimer began. “Probis...prunis...prenis...penis. Yes, that’s it! He’s a penisface monkey.”
“Mortimer!!” Odalys shrieked at him while Breck moaned into his hands.
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“But in all seriousness, Odalys,” said Mortimer, “are you really going to keep going to Klaus’ class? Because I think he will eventually figure out that you are not a ballet instructor.”
“Yeah,” agreed Breck. “I mean, you just met him, and he already put you in third position timeout for like thirty minutes.”
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I Would Rather Date Klaus Than Buster
Buster Moon fans, please don’t cancel me for saying this.
If I were to choose between dating Klaus Kickenklober and dating Buster Moon, I would choose Klaus. Because Klaus wears his heart on his sleeve. I would never have to wonder what he’s thinking. Buster, on the other hand, is a liar. A very cute, fuzzy liar with charmingly expressive ears, but a liar nonetheless.
Dating Klaus would be like:
Klaus: 😡
Me: I see you’re mad. Again.
Dating Buster would be like:
Bank teller: I’m sorry, ma’am, we were unable to approve your application for a mortgage.
Me: Why not?
Bank teller: Because your credit score is too low.
Me: Why is my credit score low?
Bank teller: Because you defaulted on the credit card that you opened last year.
Me: But I didn’t open a credit card last year.