Favorite Character in the whole franchise 🥹💜
Love this Scottish Boy
the first draft of this was soap with his whole ass out but i thought i'd spare you guys and myself also
obsessed with simon and boring!reader as apartment neighbors.
you're sure your little lifestyle, which closely resembles that of an elderly woman, could be of no interest to your hulking, brooding punk of a neighbor. meanwhile, simon's always taking his phone calls from gaz and johnny, uncharacteristically loudly, nearly pressed against the wall that separates you. groaning about how he's tired of them invitin' him out to the club. too old for that shit. just want some damn peace- hoping you'll overhear and invite him in for tea and shows some day.
Your work is amazing, I love the way you interpret Simon’s personality and speech patterns in the prosthetic arm Simon fic.❤️
hello, anon! thank you so much for the kind words. i just wanted to take this opportunity to post this deleted part of prosthetic arm simon.
sfw. angst (?). highschool dropout simon. shame.
the prosthetic is finished.
it fits like a second skin. moves smooth, seamless, with no lag between thought and motion. it’s perfect. better than anything he could’ve gotten himself. better than the overpriced models he looked at years ago, wondering if he could stomach the debt just to feel normal again.
and for a moment, as he flexes his fingers, as he watches the metal articulate like flesh, he feels… proud. proud of you, of your work, of the precision in every detail. he turns his hand over, watching the way the joints move, the faint hum of technology so advanced he still doesn’t fully understand it.
but then— the thought creeps in, unbidden, unwelcome.
his throat tightens.
does this mean he doesn’t have an excuse to see you anymore?
his fingers still, mid-motion.
the past few months have been good. better than he expected. seeing you, talking to you, getting to know you beyond the surface-level interactions he usually keeps with people.
but now?
now there’s no more check-ups. no more adjustments. no more need for him to stop by so you can make small tweaks, run diagnostics, ensure everything’s running smoothly.
simon swallows, something cold curling in his chest. he tells himself he’s being ridiculous. that if he really wanted to see you, he could just— just call, just text, just ask.
but that’s not how he works.
he’s spent so long just coasting with people. staying at arm’s length, keeping interactions simple, necessary, easy to walk away from.
“you did good,” he says, and he means it. he just hopes you can’t hear everything else under it.
you don’t seem to notice his unease, too excited as you bounce on your heels, practically beaming.
“oh- i have news!”
he blinks. tries to steady himself. “yeah?"
“my thesis got picked to be presented at congress!”
it takes him a second. longer than it should. he hears the words, knows what they mean, but they feel far away, like his mind is still caught in the spiral from before.
but then he sees the way you’re looking at him, the pure joy on your face, and something inside him lurches
“shit,” he breathes. “that’s- that’s incredible.”
and it is. you deserve this. you deserve more than this.
so he shows up to the congress.
he doesn’t tell you he’s coming. he doesn’t even decide until the last minute, standing in front of his closet, staring at the one half-decent button-up he owns.
but then he’s there, standing outside the venue, and he brings flowers.
he’s never done that before. never even bought flowers before, really. but he stands outside the venue, fingers tight around the cheap bouquet, feeling ridiculous and out of place.
he feels out of place.
too big, too rough, too obviously not part of the sleek, academic crowd milling around in suits and dresses. he tugs at his sleeves, shifting his weight, half-ready to just leave the flowers somewhere and go before—
then he sees you. scanning the crowd, eyes searching.
and when you spot him— you light up.
like he’s supposed to be here. like he’s not just some guy who stumbled in, unsure if he even belongs in moments like these.
you rush over, practically colliding into him, and he barely has time to react before you’re grabbing the flowers, pressing your face into them, laughing breathlessly.
“you came.”
his throat works. he clears it, rubbing the back of his neck.
“’course i did,” he mutters.
you smile.
…
he knew this was a bad idea.
he knew from the moment he walked into the restaurant, stiff in his chair, palm sweating against the napkin in his lap.
knew when you slid into the seat across from him, looking bright and effortless and so at ease, still glowing from your big presentation, still beaming about the congress.
knew when he looked down at the menu and realized he didn’t recognize half the words on it.
simon’s spent years in places like this— quiet, dimly lit, the air thick with the smell of good food and low conversation. but he’s always been alone. always sat in a corner with his back to the wall, a meal in front of him and no one expecting him to talk.
but now— now there’s you.
and you’re talking, telling him about the congress, about the people you met, the questions they asked. you sound so fucking excited, like the whole world is opening up in front of you, and simon—
simon just nods.
he doesn’t know what to say. doesn’t know how to keep up.
he’s never been smart like you. never been the type to sit in lecture halls, to write papers, to stand in front of a room full of academics and present something that matters.
he barely finished school. left home at sixteen, signed his life away at eighteen, spent more years holding a gun than a pen.
he doesn’t belong in places like this. doesn’t belong next to you. you who's all bright ideas and ambition, the kind of person who builds things, who makes the world better.
simon’s just good at breaking it.
he shifts in his seat, hyper-aware of how he looks— broad shoulders hunched awkwardly, big hands clumsy against the silverware, a goddamn mutt at a dinner table.
he wonders if you notice. if you see it. if you realize you could do better.
your food arrives. you thank the waiter, pick up your fork—
and before you can even take a bite, it slips out.
“i-”
you pause, fork halfway to your mouth.
simon grips his napkin under the table, flexes his fingers, heart thudding heavy in his ribs.
he shouldn’t ask. should just let this be a nice dinner, let you go home, let you move on.
but—
“would you…” he swallows, throat dry, stomach tight.
he shouldn’t ask.
“would you want to go on a date with me?”
the words hit the table like lead.
silence.
he doesn’t breathe. doesn’t move. because fuck, he actually said it.
and now there’s nothing but the space between you, the quiet hum of conversation, the faint clink of cutlery against plates—
and you. staring at him.
he braces for rejection. tells himself it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s—
“yeah,” you say, voice light with something he can’t name. “i would.”
his stomach drops.
relief. disbelief. something dangerously close to hope.
he exhales, tension bleeding from his shoulders. nods, just once, like he’s acknowledging an order. like his hands aren’t trembling under the table.
“okay,” he mutters.
then, quieter—
“good.”
Thing I did for @klaart for the spooky Ghoap exchange. It’s a soft Autumn vibes coffee shop au.
Ghost is a pumpkin spice girlie. It’s canon.
Fixed a few mistakes I only noticed after posting. Don’t know how I overlooked soap missing his beard.
Soap: Should I.
Gaz: If you have a death wish
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Soap: I’m jealous of your heart
Ghost: Why.
Soap: Because it’s pumping inside you and I’m not
Gaz: *sighs* warned him-
Ghost: *Blushes* wow- I…
Gaz: OH MY GOD
Ghost dragging Soap by his collar like a wet cat.
Soap: "oi what the fuck!"
Ghost: "you. shut the fuck up."
Soap: "put me down ye big ugly asshole!"
Ghost, holding Soap still, lifting him to be eye level: "I need you to understand with the most painstaking clarity that you are a dumbass."
Soap, still squirming: "Aye alright what about it?"
Ghost: "I can't have that dumbassery getting you killed."
Soap: ...oh...
Poly!Ghoap You, Johnny, and Simon all travel to Johnnys hometown and spend the holidays with his family. (Johnnys mom LOVES Simon and would trade Johnny for him.)
Poly!Ghoap will split up home chores, Johnny will be outside and doing ‘blue jobs’, Simon likes doing laundry because I think he’s an organized king, and you have to cook because these boys cannot (seriously please don’t let them in the kitchen)
Poly!Ghoap who has fun hobbies, I imagine Simon likes knitting because his mom did. Johnny would love building mini figurines (he was definitely a Lego kid no debate)
Poly!Ghoap unironically loves rom-coms and will be sat on the couch with a bowl of popcorn for the new episodes of Love is Blind.
Poly!Ghoap has AWFUL sleeping habits. Johnny cannot stay still, even when he’s sleeping. And don’t even get me started on Simon, because when he’s home, he sleeps like the dead and sounds like I, too. I mean snores like a dad, so get ready to worm yourself out of bed at 1 am and sleep in the guest bedroom (don’t be surprised when you wake up squished back in between your boys)
Soap:"Why is Price beating the shit out of a rookie?"
Ghost:"Oh, he told Roach he'd always be a woman, misgendered him, and then outed him to all the rookies."
Soap, leaning out the door to yell:"CUT OFF HIS DICK!"
Price, yelling back:"ALREADY PLANNING ON IT!"
Price, still kicking the rookie:"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY BOY!!!!"
i love men
They seem like good friends 😀
Soap:"convert. Convert. Convert."
Ghost:"it doesn't matter how many times you say it I'm not converting!"
Soap:"we can't get married then. My ma would never allow it."
Ghost:"and my mum would have a heart attack."
Soap:"but she's already dead! Wanna kill my ma too? Want our kids to have no grandparents?!"
Masterlist Key:
Smut:💦
Fluff:🩵
Angst: 💔
SIMON RILEY BLURB MASTERLIST
Simon Ghost Riley-
Late Nights 💦
Ghost soft moment with his baby girl 🩵
Simon telling you he loves you for the first time 🩵
Soap, The Matchmaker🩵
We All Have Our Demons🩵💔
You're Mine 💦
You Can't Leave Me💔
You're a Minx, You Know That?💦
Dreams💔
"I Do"🩵
I'll Take the Big Blue One!🩵
I've Got You, Kid💔🩵
Simon's Bundle of Joy 🩵
Before He Was "Ghost," He was Simon. 💔🩵
What's Your Favorite Color? 💦🩵
Words of Wisdom🩵
Date With Your Lieutenant🩵💦
Teach Me How To Ride?🩵
Innate Desire to Protect Part 2💔🩵
Innate Desire to Protect💔
Piece of me when I'm away🩵
Konig-
I Never Got to Propose 💔
To Always Having Each Other's Backs🩵💔
141 + Konig & Others Scenarios:
141 + König & Alejandro With Reader Surprising Them With Lingerie 🩵💦
141 With Reader Who Uses Their Callsign in Emergency Situation 💔🩵
141 + König With Reader Who is a Major Cuddlebug 🩵
141 + LV & König x Reader, Where You Don't Say I Love You Back 🩵
141 + König x Fem! Reader Going Down On Them 💦
141+ Alejandro, Rudy, and Konig w/ Pregnant Reader Headcannons 🩵
141 + König & Alejandro Eating Their Fem! Partner Out 💦
141 + König Breaking their GN! Partners Bed 💦
141 + König With Fem!Reader Riding Them💦
141 + König x Reader's First Kiss 🩵
141 + König x GN Reader When You Slap/Grab Their Ass Playfully 🩵💦
Ghost/Soap/König's Reaction to Reader Pouring Salt in Their Coffee 🩵
How the 141 Boys + König react to the reader getting an epidural 🩵
141 + König with a Reader Who Sneezes are Loud as Shit🩵
141 + König + LV Cumming Too Quick 💦
141 + Konig Telling the Reader They Love Them for The First Time 🩵
141 + König & Alejandro With A GN! Reader Who Dodges a Kiss 🩵
141 + König Where Reader Asks Them For A Baby 💦🩵
141 + König Where Fem! Reader Gets Jealous/Insecure 💔🩵
141 + König Where They Hurt The Reader During Sex 💔💦🩵
141 + König Where The Reader Finds Out She's Having Twins🩵
141 + König Where The Reader Wipes Off Their Kiss 🩵💦
141 + König Where The Reader Squirts For The First Time 💦
141 + Königs Favorite Positions / How They Enjoy Sex HC's 💦🩵
141 + König Where Reader Accidentally Calls Them Daddy In Bed 💦
141 + König Reacting To Reader Having A Breakdown From Past Trauma 💔🩵
141 + König Rejecting Reader, Then Regretting It 💔🩵
Losing Your Virginity To 141 + König 💦🩵
141 + LV & König Begging Fem! Reader to Sit On Their Face 💦
Giving 141 Boys Roadhead 💦
Catching 141 + König By Surprise With A Kiss 🩵
141 + König Telling Reader They Hate Them In An Arguement 💔🩵
141 + König Fluff Headcannons 🩵
141 + König Crying In Front Of Reader For First Time 💔🩵
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Blood is burning my hand. So was your breath.
Painting done!
stargazing ⋆✴︎˚。⋆
💀💍🧼
Drawn a year ago for the GhostSoap zine.
I would like to think that Ghost & Gaz tried their best to get to Soap as quickly as possible
Inspired by this image
t4t ghoap supremacy
“give us a smile, l.t?”
“gotta earn it, Johnny.”
Late Night Risers
he'd trade places w him in a heartbeat