Sillyposting - Blog Posts
Sylvanian mice in a jar
flashback to this paper I found posted at the elementary school
Art dump
Yeah I like Jimmy...fight me!!
I’m seeing a lot of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 blogs liking my posts, nothing wrong with it though, you guys can be coquette too I suppose . 🎀🏹
Bc I’m in a halloween mood still, I was singing “calling all the monsters” (I was being silly) with my friends little sibling. And they legit said ‘what’s his phone number?’ 😂😂
i don't know what my mutuals are going on about but i like it. its like being on a pasture and all of a sudden a toilet roll whizzes past you but its nice because it blows a little breeze into your face
you can pry this potato out of my cold, dead hands
pronouns are fee/fo/fi/fum and boy do i smell an englishman
*lovingly throws up a half digested bird at your doorstep* have you heard of our new life insurance policy?
Reasons Why a Country is Just a Giant Club:
To join, one must pay a fee, have their background checked, and only then receive a membership card.
One must pay a 'maintainance fee' (taxes) to enjoy certain rights within the club. One does not know where all of this money goes.
The representative and leader of the club is a blithering fool who you don't like.
Multiple Headquarters throughout the area.
The chief characteristic of the club is it's chief grievance.
the spatula is perhaps the only, and dare i say the best instrument conceived by humanity. the wheel doesn't even come close
putin is just a smoother, vaseline-enhanced form of daniel craig. discuss
absolutely love it when a man has a shadow. that's my opaque king
today i slept a little bit as a little treat:)
my dad just told me he was born without a butthole what do i do with this information
she's a villainess??? wrong. she's my special little girl with her enriching little hobbies. only a few people died anyway
Pronouns are peepee/poopoo and you will address the queen as such
love it when birds chirp next to my window and cock their little heads at me. i see you too baby
i am plagued by visions? wrong. the visions are plagued by me
the name aubergine is much too good a name for such a vile, foul, debauched vegetable